You know what's funny? People preach about actions being unconstitutional yet cannot cite or have any rudimentary knowledge OF the Constitution in question.
Just a reminder
The constitution:
1. Freedom of speech to say nigger. You can still get fired and stuff, but you can not be jailed by the feds for saying nigger. But that doesn't count towards threats.
2. Right to hold a ton of fucking guns. But you can't have an RPG, I think? Or some gun that shoots grenades or something sick like that.
3. Soldiers are not allowed to fart up your couch unless you invite them in, I think? But like vampires, once they are in, they jack off all over your couch.
4. You can't be searched if it's unreasonable. A ton of niggers don't understand "reasonable" and assume this means you can fist fight cops when looking inside your dodge.
5. You can't be self-incriminated - Which, means, when you type "I'm retarded" no one on web forums can call you un-ironically retarded.
6. Trials need to be fast - Fast being like, years or months? No one knows how this works because time doesn't exist.
7. You have the right to a jury trial for a civil case, but if you are white, it's all gonna be fat black women who want to see you die for making them do jury duty.
8. The feds can't charge you ten million zillon dollars for crimes. The state can, so this one doesn't really matter much.
9. No one knows how this one works. Something about it being illegal to make other legal things not legal? Scholars to this day are baffled by this one.
10. This says if the state and the fed don't control it, you do! But, alas, everything is controlled by the feds and the states so this one is retarded.
11. ? No one knows.
12. I think this one is about women getting the right to vote? Except women don't vote well and often just vote based on looks, so this one was a mistake.
13. Slavery isn't allowed! Unless it's a jeet on a H1B or an illegal mexican, then slavery is allowed.
14. If you are born in the US, you get to be a USA citizen. Alas, the founding fathers didn't know fat Mexicans would find this a loophole for free Buffalo Wild Wings.
15. Everyone can vote! Alas, this applied to niggers and therefore places like Chicago will suffer nonstop corruption forever.
16. ? No one knows? I think it's something about it being illegal to shame breakfast.
17 - 19: See above. These ones are not important.
And I think there is 30 more after that? But then are unimportant and gay, so no one cares.