DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

OIC, and he does it so he can come to this thread and read this post of yours seething about it.

We want him to hit 10 goals a day for some robust DSP Tries It kahntent he needs to step it up.

 

[Benedryl Netanyahoo]

To add to this, I remember during da kang era he did some cringe "thank you to the fans" segment where he showed off a new washer and drier and some other appliance I forgot about. He probably ran out of dumb shit to burn his money on so he was forced to burn the rest of the money he got from the kino dents in order to concretely improve his life's situation. I think someone would legit have to drop like $20k-30k in one shot for him to finally fix at least one of his broken toilets because he'd run out of dumb shit to waste the money on first.

Goalpost moved instead. He now wants to renovate his entire kitchen. This will never end. Everything he manages to get fixed will lead to an even more expensive and frivolous purchase that was somewhat justified as "I might as well get that".

This raped retard will never have financial stability because he simply does not understand the concept. His understanding is that he is stable *right now*, or this month at most.

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

We want him to hit 10 goals a day for some robust DSP Tries It kahntent he needs to step it up.

Yeah, dsp tries it just gives us more opportunities to laugh at the stupid faces he makes when eating. snort hogan has fun with it too. final whale needs to fatten phil back up a bit anyway.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This isn't really true. Pretty much everything he says is contrarian, mind-bogglingly stupid bullshit. He always marketed himself as the "king of hate" and the "realest motherfucker on the internet" and brags about nobody liking him because it proves that he speaks the truth and doesn't sugarcoat it like Those Shills that make millions streaming.

But somehow his alpha male gigachad mentality doesn't apply to politics. It's not like he should fear being cancelled, he already has no platform and there are three people that will pay him to stream for the rest of his natural life. Is it a narc thing where he's afraid of revealing his political opinions because people will call him stupid? Is it emotional trauma from KC trying to get him to grift? What gives?

In actuality, Phail does not actually hold any real, concrete opinions or beliefs, that's why he contradicts himself so much and why a lot of shit he says makes zero actual sense because he thinks it's what sounds best at that exact moment in time. He holds no real principles, he does not care what goes on around him nor does he have the mental capacity to. He is completely self-serving in his thoughts, opinions and actions. If an issue has no way of affecting him, it may as well not exist and he pays no real mind to it. If he's forced to talk about it he'll fencesit it and spout some platitudes or truisms while saying terms he doesn't understand like "the human condition" about 5 times per minute.

 

[Telemeter]

We want him to hit 10 goals a day for some robust DSP Tries It kahntent he needs to step it up.

Tell me about it, we're waaaaay behind on those goals.

 

[shekelshoah666]

In actuality, Phail does not actually hold any real, concrete opinions or beliefs, that's why he contradicts himself so much and why a lot of shit he says makes zero actual sense because he thinks it's what sounds best at that exact moment in time. He holds no real principles, he does not care what goes on around him nor does he have the mental capacity to. He is completely self-serving in his thoughts, opinions and actions. If an issue has no way of affecting him, it may as well not exist and he pays no real mind to it. If he's forced to talk about it he'll fencesit it and spout some platitudes or truisms while saying terms he doesn't understand like "the human condition" about 5 times per minute.

It legit just comes down to if some whale on discord/email says "I'm not so sure about X game" and it was a game DSP had planned on playing he immediately gets panicked and look for any excuse possible to not play the game.

I mean look at MGS 3 stuff he was legit saying stuff to skip the game like "Well this game actually disrespects Kojima's legacy and Konami is a bad company for not bringing him in on the game and Kojima was pissed off on Twitter about the game so anyone who plays the game is shitting on Kojima!" when in reality Kojima was fucking tweeting random MGS pics and shit doing his usual thing promoting his own game. Then as soon as someone "behind da scenes" told him to play it he started playing it right away and got multiple goals right away while of course shitting on Kojima himself multiple times during the playthrough.

If Final Dent tells him he will fund Yotei guess what he is gonna be doing multiple no podcast streams a week of the game just like he is for SIlksong.

 

[Julia Chang]

dsp tries it just gives us more opportunities to laugh at the stupid faces he makes when eating

I still find his odd faces easy to make fun of and it's the only interesting part of DSP tries it, but learning that Phil even ironically thinks part of the appeal of watching him eat is him making weird faces has soured the experience a bit for me

It doesn't really matter at the end of the day but I hate the idea that I'm laughing with Phil on something

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I still find his odd faces easy to make fun of and it's the only interesting part of DSP tries it, but learning that Phil even ironically thinks part of the appeal of watching him eat is him making weird faces has soured the experience a bit for me
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It doesn't really matter at the end of the day but I hate the idea that I'm laughing with Phil on something

Thats why I can't get into trolling LTG. The minute he implied he plays up his reactions (i.e. the gay stories) I tapped out. (Maybe thats how newcomers came to see Phil as being an actor).

Same with the DSP tries it. There's the DM's and shit he... says. Every time he hyped up the grillos pickle menu he made it sound gay on purpose. You can't fake the funk.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

This next few weeks could actually be some good kahntent for us:

Silent Hill f which made some journos upset with how hard it was on story mode
Sonic racing if he actually plays it is going to enrage him
Hades 2 full release he said he wanted to play but I think he skips unless gametrekker shows back up
FFT remaster when he loses his first battle he will seethe
Yotei if he plays he will be mad as fuck at the female protag the entire playthrough especially if there is any lesbo/tranny shit

Final dent going hard as fuck already today jesus. Imagine donating $400 to a dude playing SIlksong with a guide.

KF: I hate when Phil uses guides it’s so fucking boring and his dents reward this boring behavior.

KF 5 minutes later: We are gonna have some good content this month from Phil floundering and being bad at games.

I need whatever yall are smoking asap.

 

[Windy Moors]

We want him to hit 10 goals a day for some robust DSP Tries It kahntent he needs to step it up.

If the dents truly loved Phil 10 goals a day would be the norm, they should be selling their blood and organs to meet the goals.

 

[Ayynon69]

KF: I hate when Phil uses guides it’s so fucking boring and his dents reward this boring behavior.

KF 5 minutes later: We are gonna have some good content this month from Phil floundering and being bad at games.

I need whatever yall are smoking asap.

There are some games where Philip could be sitting in the game dev's lap and he would still get absolutely raped (in game).

He couldn't have got his hand held any harder in elden rang but that first playthrough was hilarious.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

KF: I hate when Phil uses guides it’s so fucking boring and his dents reward this boring behavior.

KF 5 minutes later: We are gonna have some good content this month from Phil floundering and being bad at games.

I need whatever yall are smoking asap.

To be fair he manages to always subvert our expectation and suck at things he's not supposed to suck at, especially games where guide reading won't help.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

That he put $10k into his gaming setup before putting that into his house says it all…

ITS FOR HIS BIZNISS DUDE. GOT TO SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY

 

[Lord_Point]

This isn't really true. Pretty much everything he says is contrarian, mind-bogglingly stupid bullshit. He always marketed himself as the "king of hate" and the "realest motherfucker on the internet" and brags about nobody liking him because it proves that he speaks the truth and doesn't sugarcoat it like Those Shills that make millions streaming.

I feel like most the time he just fence sits uhh if you like x you will like it, but if oyu dont you wont! like ghost of sushimayoti, he didnt say shit about the contraversy, just "why cant gamers play games!"
The only contraversal opinions he holds is looking at whats popular with other streamers, deciding he doesnt want to play that game, then calling it steamer bait and patting himself on the back for ignoring it and doing another fallout snoozethough. Saying you dont like popular thing is a reddit tier hot take at best.

The only actual hot take I can remeber him making in the last few years is catholics cant do charity, but even then that was just retarded greed and not really a hot take

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I'm just waiting for someone to do a new This Is How You Don't Play series that isn't just 0utsyder putting together a 6-hour collage of shit nobody cares about.

 

[Lord_Point]

I'm just waiting for someone to do a new This Is How You Don't Play series that isn't just 0utsyder putting together a 6-hour collage of shit nobody cares about.

Same, I miss the more focused TIHYDP videos. I already have raw phil if I just want to melt my brain with hours of unedited phil content.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'd like to nominate this as the worst DSP tweet of 2025 please. I physically cringed from reading it.

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I don't see cringe. I see douchebaggery

"I'm getting no money when I'm playing a childhood favorite of mine!"
I like how this nigger's childhood years change whenever it's convenient, maybe it's just me but I would not consider 1999 this fucker's childhood in any way.

It all makes sense when you realize he's still a child. It is a lolcow prerequisite.

 

[WhoaMoses]

Hmmmm I wonder if there's a correlation?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Just gonna leave this here.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Just gonna leave this here.
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Lmfao, there's nothing wrong with being gay..kek, I'm fucking around, OIC is fucking GAY!