💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Eventide]

How long until he has to pawn his gold tooth?

I don't think modern gold teeth are actually "gold" teeth (like the ones of yesteryear). Pretty sure the crown is a nickel composite coated in 24 karat gold.

 

[Entomologist]

give her access to your bank account RIGHT NOW!
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I love how refreshingly normal Kate and Mike are. Much like the H3 podcast and the Casino, these worlds were never meant to cross. Normies like Kate and Mike were never meant to be exposed to such terminally online shenanigans, and it's a breath of fresh air to see how few fucks either of them give about treading on any toes by associating with people who are Double Plus Ungood. I only hope it doesn't come back to haunt them.

 

[Die Oberste Direktive]

Icuckz:
Height - 6'2
Experience - 11 months training, 2 fights, and his coach who hates him did say he could have won his fight against Dr. Mike if he just tried a bit harder
Age - 34

Andy:
Height - 5'9 1/2
Experience - 6 months training, 1 fight where he was knocked out in 29 seconds and I'm almost positive he said he didn't actually train much actual boxing, just cardio or something(?)
Age - 37

I wish it weren't true, but I just don't see it going to Andy's favor.

Counterpoint:
Icucks: Broken, raped, TWO TIME LOSER

Andy: Cokehead, rapist, currently winning

If they set the fight up to happen today, I'd put my money Andy.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

These two are like Meghan Markle and Harry

both guys married a narcissistic whore
Both guy's family disavowed her
both guys end up following their wives
and both groups demand privacy whilst actively yearning and doing everything they can to be in the spotlight

and both guys have blue balls.

 

[Incecticyder]

If Anisa and I manage to get sued, then everything the whore has said will be used to discredit her (and I). 'Your honor, the defendant lies all the time about herself and other. Anything she says should be taken with a grain of salt." I think they should pray that their enemies are kinder than they are.

What stat advantage does Ian have? They're both losers boxing-wise, and Andy is pretty clearly in much better shape right now. He might get stunned by that tonsil stone-breath for long enough for Ian to get some hits in, though...

Icuckz:
Height - 6'2
Experience - 11 months training, 2 fights, and his coach who hates him did say he could have won his fight against Dr. Mike if he just tried a bit harder
Age - 34

Andy:
Height - 5'9 1/2
Experience - 6 months training, 1 fight where he was knocked out in 29 seconds and I'm almost positive he said he didn't actually train much actual boxing, just cardio or something(?)
Age - 37

I wish it weren't true, but I just don't see it going to Andy's favor.

Stats this, stats that. This sounds like the Ronda vs Holms fight. Like, Ronda would have won if she used judo instead of trying to box a counter-punching kickboxer. All will come down to who will put more work in should a fight get decided on. Personally, I believe than Andy would be more willing to train harder than Ian if only to make sure he wins and because he lacks a bugbear to distract him from training. Considering the current revelations on what training Ian used and how Anisa was making sure he did not train as hard as he was supposed to, Ian would probably find a leech to train him anonymously as to not risk his reputation and said leech will let him decide the exercises and duration only to drain his bank account and then ditch him once he gets crushed in the ring. Also, Ian is on drugs that make him more mellow and lacking in energy. Imagine going in a fight like that.

 

[Eventide]

These two are like Meghan Markle and Harry

both guys married a narcissistic whore
Both guy's family disavowed her
both guys end up following their wives
and both groups demand privacy whilst actively yearning and doing everything they can to be in the spotlight

and both guys have blue balls.

Anisa does seem like the sorta woman who'd try to sell pretentious, homemade artisanal jams at a farmers market.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

These two are like Meghan Markle and Harry

both guys married a narcissistic whore
Both guy's family disavowed her
both guys end up following their wives
and both groups demand privacy whilst actively yearning and doing everything they can to be in the spotlight

and both guys have blue balls.

The difference is Harry and Merkle are successful, if only through nepotism. They also only left the royal family knowing they had basically nothing to lose. Whereas the Johmas blew their whole lives up for nothing.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Icuckz:
Height - 6'2
Experience - 11 months training, 2 fights, and his coach who hates him did say he could have won his fight against Dr. Mike if he just tried a bit harder
Age - 34

Andy:
Height - 5'9 1/2
Experience - 6 months training, 1 fight where he was knocked out in 29 seconds and I'm almost positive he said he didn't actually train much actual boxing, just cardio or something(?)
Age - 37

I wish it weren't true, but I just don't see it going to Andy's favor.

Be fair to Andy, he has actually won a fight even if it was because the opponent didn't show up. His record is 1-1.

 

[Dread First]

I thought the stereotype was 'cause the Lebanese accent has a sorta lisp to it, making the men sound gay?

Honestly? I'm ill-equipped to answer that question. In the Arabic classes I've taken to date, we've learned three dialects at once: Classical, Egyptian, and Lebanese. Classical because it's the register that all formal Arabic media, including news broadcasts, uses across North Africa, Egypt, the Gulf, and the Levant. Egyptian because Egypt is a media juggernaut in the Arab world, with tons of films, TV shows, and music that's popular across the region. Lebanese because it's the "best" example of Levantine Arabic; Iraqi, Jordanian, Syrian, or Palestinian Arabic could've worked too, but the textbooks we used at the time were basically assuming you'd make a trip to Alexandria, Cairo, Beirut, or Tripoli at some point. Can't exactly teach people Syrian Arabic to visit Damascus if Syria spent 10+ years being a war zone.

But imagine the potential milk of an Anisa Dubai porta potty yachter arc!

I'm imagining it too, and I'm telling ya: it's one of those things that'll be firmly stuck within the realm of fantasy instead of reality. Respectable Gulf Arabs, i.e. med students doing their study and residency in America, Europe, or Canada, they'd keep their eyes on "good" women. Y'know, actively practicing Muslim, no drugs, no alcohol, modest dress, ideally Arab but Westernised Desi women also acceptable, you get the idea. These are all things that Anisa decidedly abandoned well over a decade ago, if she ever took them seriously in the first place. They come from tight-knit families who still care about outward appearances and won't tolerate degeneracy in the slightest.

Degenerate Gulf Arabs, i.e. Chantal's sugar daddy and the Emiratis who pay for Instagram models to be their human toilets, they're from the opposite side of the spectrum. They're so wealthy, so well-connected, and have the ability to wriggle out of any consequences with the law and society as they see fit. They give into feeder fetishes, coprophilia, and all sorts of depraved sexual excesses. Anisa wouldn't have the stomach to go through with anything like that. Even if she did, for example, go with a disgusting Gulf Arab coprophiliac to Dubai for the human outhouse shtick, Anisa's such a histrionic bitch that she'd sap any and all pleasure the guy would get out of it. The name of the game is to bribe and break down, but an Emirati can't break down a broad who's already at rock bottom.

I guess we'll have to wait for Anisa & Ian's divorce before that craziness ever happens

Plot twist: Anisa gets all the assets in the divorce, but in the process, she also gets saddled with all the debts and has to pay Ian alimony because THE GIMPED THE GAY THE RAPED did such a good job of appearing like a battered person in divorce court.

 

[SpookyGuy1990]

I'm fully convinced anisa's making him purposely uglier out of insecurity of any women looking ians way

 

[Preacher ✝]

These two are like Meghan Markle and Harry

 

[CTR Operative]

These two are like Meghan Markle and Harry

My mom is a Markle a-log, every time she starts ranting about some new dumb shit she did my mind immediately goes to Anisa. Sending the Kardashians poorly-arranged fruit baskets and barely getting acknowledged is so Anisa-coded, I could see her sending dry bricks of banana bread to Pokimane or QT Cinderella and getting no response

 

[Leo Frank]

Here’s the BINGO card, I did this on mobile so I did my best



The rules: since AnisaAndI are a single entity, you get to check a box if either of them say any of this. It doesn’t matter if it’s on Twitch live, Twitch chat, Anisa on Twitter, etc.

I missed a lot of others I just feel these are the things AnisaAndI will address to make snark happy in their second attempted take down of the Briggs.

Free space is Ian refers to anyone as “these fucking losers”

 

[Goofy Logic]

You can pickle green tomatoes, so all is not lost.

Or just bring the green tomatoes in and leave them on the shelf in a sunny area for a few days. Even off the vine, they will ripen up by themselves.

 

[linda james bugler 1899]

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"I do I do not think there's much in the way of principles over there and it's just kind of whatever they think will win them points on the internet and and, I don't know, make them seem like victims? Uhhh but it's fuckin ridiculous it's just been a nonstop harassment campaign against uh a buncha different creators over the last three years"

Hearing this coming from him is so rich. Not just the victim line but he and Anus are doing nothing but harass people lmao

 

[NoIdeaWhatImDoing]

Is this what anorexia looks like?

why can't she say bulimia or something more believable?

 

[Boss Bass]

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As a rule, I feel Songs in the Key of CWC should be left alone to cook.

That being said…………

 

[TheEmperor]

Any clippers: last five mins of Ian’s stream he is practically agreeing that Ethan was trying to set a honey pot to sue Hasan with the nuke. They ignore the fact that Ethan asked Hasan to watch it on stream and said that was giving him a license to play it even without commentary, but it doesn’t matter because Hasan added a shit ton of commentary.

Ian also says that h3 has just been on a harassment campaign against creators the last three years

Ian and Anisa’s last appearance on h3 was April 19, 2023. So, by Ian’s opinion today, h3 had been doing harassment campaigns against creators for six months but he and anisa still felt compelled to go on the show and promote CC2 in February 2023 and then tease Ian’s “content cop” on Froggy Fresh on April 19, 2023.

They are also seen at an h3 party June 21, 2023

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Here they are at the attending h3’s the steamies December 2023. Ian even presented an award on stage there and made a special video for it. So, he was participating in Ethan Klein activities after, in his opinion, Ethan had been on a harassment campaign against creators for over a year by this point.

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Anisa leads him like a child into calling it a content cop while AB barks in joy screaming let’s fucking go in the background. 4/19/23


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Harassment campaign against creators?
He's only famous because of his harassment of other creators.
WUT

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

 

[Polychromos]

why can't she say bulimia or something more believable?

Because that is the illness for fat girls with no self control, as opposed to anorexia which is the illness for beautiful, fragile princesses like Anisa!