r/steeltoeboringshow reddit nonsense

[klfd1410]

Sorry man I'm not reading all that.

Aaron won. Aaron Imholte rules. I am an unironic Toe boy and I've donated him thousands of dollars because I find his insight on current events and sports to be incredibly entertaining. Melton is a pedophile and is felted by the HRO, Geno Bisconte and Keanu Thompson are awesome and are super funny and insightful and I watch Untoward Tuesday every week. Johnny is HILARIOUS! Imholte fucked Rekieta's wife and all he lost was his childless whore he wanted to get rid of anyway. He is a righteous mastermind and ruined Nick Rekieta's life because Rekieta is a Demon. Aaron will have another Radio show again - mark my words - and he'll rule the Twin Cities airwaves with his shock jock comedy GENIUS! He is an Adonis of a specimin of humanity, his Norwood pattern is the perfect balance between youth and wisdom. He is unshakable, stoic, capable of handling any hardship that comes his way. He's 140 IQ at the least. He is charitable, helping those around him, a paragon of virtue and goodness.

I can't wait until Monday for the Steel Toe Morning Show so I can send Aaron hundreds of dollars that he can lord over the haters. ANOTHER WIN FOR THE TOE! SUFFA BALLDO! SUFFA MAPTON! SUFFA MOODY! Anyone that hates Aaron Imholte is a faggot and is poor, they have no life and jerk off to Anime girls, they are pedophiles. Only winners like and watch Steel Toe, everyone else is faggots. You should kill yourself in real life and I'm not even joking. Alogging Aaron is the most pathetic incel bullshit I've ever seen in my life, you are practically a Reddit moderator of a hentai board and you are probably transgender. End your own life in real life right now, because Aaron Imholte is the peak of comedy and entertainment.

You had no reply so you went for a joke, which says a lot.

 

[urr13 account]

It's crazy that the court ordered Rekieta's wife to provide Aaron Imholte with nudes the first Monday of every month.

 

[AnOminous]

By the end of this, the court will order that Kayla has to suck Aaron's cock twice a day, and every time she does, she will have to give thumbs up gestures while swallowing his jizz, then say "fuck Nick Rekieta."

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

You had no reply so you went for a joke, which says a lot.

You might think it was a joke, but there's some really solid advice mixed in there, especially this part.

You should kill yourself in real life and I'm not even joking. Alogging Aaron is the most pathetic incel bullshit I've ever seen in my life, you are practically a Reddit moderator of a hentai board and you are probably transgender. End your own life in real life right now

And to keep on the current topic, I hear the courts will mandate all toe-logs to report to special camps where they will print Steel Toe Morning Show bumper stickers as community service for 100 hours a month. But maybe you can be lucky and Nick will talk it down to 200 hours.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

You had no reply so you went for a joke, which says a lot.

You think a washed up, jack off, douchebag radio host in Heehawville, Minnesota is the worst person in the world and you're part of a community that has this as a foundational belief.

Do you really expect us to treat your worldviews with sincere thought?

Yes, the joke says a lot. I hope you can reflect on it.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's another retard we're going to point and laugh at...but I guess he's in conflict with Rekieta a portion of the forum is going to side with him?

A significant portion, I would wager.

Seriously, if forced to chose between Aaron getting a W, or Nick Rekieta getting a W, I am fairly confident a significant portion of this forum is gonna side with Aaron. If you haven't figured out why by now, I don't know how to help you. It's been explained innumerable times.

I don't think there's a ton of people here who actually like Aaron, but what works to his immense advantage is that so much of what he has been involved in this past year DOES involve Nick in one way or another. Nick is a gargantuan child abusing faggot who is way worse than Aaron, and many people (I think rightfully) feel Nick doesn't deserve to win over anybody. Including, but not limited to, Aaron.

Hence the state of this thread.

If you don't like that, then my best advice is that you hope Nick chokes on a dick and dies. Then most people here will go back to not giving a shit about Aaron because there will no longer be a Nick vs Aaron conflict. Aaron is the noticably shinier side of a filthy coin.

You're batting for a DSP-clone

The problem with comparing Aaron to DSP is that there's a lot of people that think DSP alogging got way the hell out of control a long time ago. I am one of those. Not surprisingly, there are also a lot of people that think Aaron alogging is pretty ridiculous. I am also one of those. I also happen to know a number of other people that fall into both camps. For those people, the constant attempt to draw a parallel between the two just underscores the problem here.

In fact, one of the most disconcerting things is that some of the worst Aaron alogs are acting more and more like some of the worst DSP alogs. Remember when DSP's bank account was hacked? Well, with Aaron you've got his Google shit being hacked, and illegal recordings being made of his court hearings.

I can't think of a SINGLE thread on this site that has a legion of autists who get offended on a cows behalf and then proceed to write paragraphs in their defense every time someone points out what a retarded inbred faggot that cow is

If you are talking about arguments breaking out in threads as to how much of a cow the thread subject is, it happens like daily in the Metokur thread, and perhaps bi-weekly in the Kino Casino thread.

Except in those cases, I think it's primarily motivated by there being some people on the Farms who really like Jim, Andy, and PPP. Whereas, in Aaron's case, I think it has much more to do with the fact all his enemies are just awful people.

It's not enough that one of his kids tested positive for cocaine from him being a degenerate father, no, you also need to go out of your way to paint his enemies in a better light too, even if they’re carnival freaks in their own right.

My brother in Christ, the fact that none of Aaron's kids ever tested positive for coke, or went without food and clean clothes, means Aaron is viewed in a better light. Nobody has to go out of their way to depict him as such. He simply IS.

Why is this so difficult to understand? Not one of you Dabbledumbs has put forward anything that would demonstrate that Aaron is as bad or worse than Nick. Not a single thing.

 

[Pentamidine]

You had no reply so you went for a joke, which says a lot.

I am just trying my best to not take your bait and shit up the thread. I am failing but this is my last reply I swear

 

[johnnynoname]

Not one of you Dabbledumbs has put forward anything that would demonstrate that Aaron is as bad or worse than Nick. Not a single thing.

the only way this thread has any remaing legs is if we use it to Alog the boomer dabbleniggas who alog aaron


EDIT: this above is a moot point ( I realize that) but i think we're getting to a breaking point where this will just be a full on point and lawf at old people thread

 

[Captain Manning]

the only way this thread has any remaing legs is if we use it to Alog the boomer dabbleniggas who alog aaron

That can be done in the Dabbleverse thread that is currently in PG. That's why I didn't vote in the poll. Because there is a third option that basically combines the two: Lock this shit. Move everybody over to that if they wanna discuss Aaron (pro and con).

Best part is, that thread is gonna end up in Community Watch. Which is not @AltisticRight's patrol zone. Which should make him very happy, as he no longer would have deal with any of this crap. Why this situation has been restored to status quo ante bellum is confusing. It seems almost masochistic. Nothing has changed.

I am convinced now that if this thread were submitted to PG 2-3 weeks after it was, it may very well have been rejected. It wouldn't have passed muster for the same reason the Eric July thread failed. Few people want a thread that only appeals to the most unhinged of people. A thread that only serves to draw flies.

When @Balldo's Gate created this thread, it was initially very well received. This is so because people at the time were expecting "the Pugilist." A close ally and confidant of "Chaos."

A month or so later, it became clear it wasn't going to pan out that way though. Aaron proved to be the smartest of the four, and left the Quover before it imploded spectacularly as part of a drug bust.

So if Aaron is not a completely degenerate Balldoguard anymore, where does that really leave this thread? Meltonites continually trying to convince us Aaron is literally Hitler because he begs for money on his crappy show, and something-something boxing license? Various users engaged in shit flinging towards one another without end?

This is now a pretty sad lolcow thread if you ask me.

 

[klfd1410]

You think a washed up, jack off, douchebag radio host in Heehawville, Minnesota is the worst person in the world and you're part of a community that has this as a foundational belief.

Do you really expect us to treat your worldviews with sincere thought?

Yes, the joke says a lot. I hope you can reflect on it.

I figured a criminal defense attorney would have a more inventive comeback to throw at us, rather than just rehashing that pathetic “you think he’s worse than a child rapist!” line. But maybe there’s nothing else to say when all we do is simply point out Aaron’s failures and shortcomings ? I get it Sean, you made a Kiwifarms account to fish for those sweet, sweet head pats, and to grab some desperately needed attention to your channel to feel like you’re worth something. The farms support Nick’s enemies, and your gluttonous ass jumped on that gravy train because you were too talentless and pathetic to get it any other way.

Why is this so difficult to understand? Not one of you Dabbledumbs has put forward anything that would demonstrate that Aaron is as bad or worse than Nick. Not a single thing.

Nobody in this thread is trying to convince anyone that Aaron is worse than Nick. I’m sure your severely autistic brains interpret our ridicule of Aaron as an attempt to make him look worse than Nick, but it sounds like you’re projecting your own motives onto us. You don’t see us jumping into Nick or Patrick’s thread to defend them because we don’t care enough about Aaron to waste our time doing that, and we also don’t take this as seriously as you do. We’re here to have a laugh at the expense of an inbred hillbilly faggot like Aaron, not to prove that he's better or worse than his enemies. Why would we need to convince anyone of anything? You sound unhinged and retarded.

I get it though, all of Nick’s enemies are normal, well-adjusted people, and all his friends are really bad, bottom of the barrel, scum of the Earth, child rapists and pedophiles. Is that how this works?

 

[Sneed Force One]

@Potentially Criminal since you’re clearly desperate for any kind of attention, I’ll happily oblige by sharing a photo of your fat self from a decade ago, well before you added the extra 100 pounds that’s now draping off your stretch-marked, cellulite-ridden back and arms:
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How many takes did you have to go through before you found an angle of yourself that made you look less fat and autistic? You seriously look like gluttonous pig who can barely walk and spends most of his time sitting and stuffing his fat face with junk food because you lack the same self-control Nick does. He turns to Coke and you turn to Cola. But maybe I would too if I had the squeaky voice of a child and carried around all 400+ pounds of my self-hatred on me for the entire world to see? I came across another picture of your gluttonous, fat self with someone, and you look absolutely MASSIVE next to them:

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Have you noticed how you stand out like a sore thumb every time you step outside, Sean? You poor thing. You’ve managed to gain all the weight Nick lost from his cocaine addiction over the years. You look cartoonishly round and bloated, and I feel embarrassed for you every time I see a picture of your disgusting, sagging body online. Someone has to be, because lord knows your gluttonous ass doesn't have enough self-awareness to feel embarrassed for yourself. Or maybe you do, which is why you stream with your camera pointing down at your fat face and away from your morbidly obese body, since you know it’s not the kind of feature that'll attract any kind of positive attention to you?

Just look at yourself, Sean. You’re a mess.

The problem with Toelogs is that the second they’re faced with the obvious, that nobody but middle-aged, balding, divorced criminals (a proven fact) cares about the clown show of a washed-up, five-generations-removed XM radio wannabe, they melt down like it’s the end of days. This was @klfd1410's reaction to being lightly trolled by a human blueberry.

Just like GriftyIRL, Softweekly, @SaddamLanza and others, a Toelog gets brushed with a feather, and cries that they were hit with a hammer.

 

[RotPockets]

Is that how this works?

 

[Potentially Criminal]

I figured a criminal defense attorney would have a more inventive comeback to throw at us, rather than just rehashing that pathetic “you think he’s worse than a child rapist!” line.

Given your previous commments, it appears you think he is worse.

But he carries all that with an unwarranted smugness that easily makes him the most hateable human being imaginable

It's not my fault you're inarticulate. You wanted to defend your interest in a bunch of gay internet shit.

 

[Gothic Runes]

Another day another toelog meltdown.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Another day another toelog meltdown.

Oh, he went and cried in my farms thread after here

 

[RollerGator]

ur fat

HE'S FAT!
HE'S A HUMAN BLUEBERRY!

 

[Captain Manning]

You sound unhinged and retarded.

I rather think you lost the ability to claim anybody here is unhinged after you declared that Aaron is "the most hateable human being imaginable."

To put this in better perspective, and for the record, while I think Nick Rekieta is a truly vile person, I actually DON'T believe he is "the most hateable human being imaginable." That's just insane. I think if I said something like that, I would lose a significant amount of credibility.

I mean, as you work your way down the list to Rekieta, you got mass murderers, serial rapists, African warlords that employ child soldiers, Indian call center employees...

No... but seriously... you Aaron alogs are more unhinged than just about any critic of Nick I have ever encountered, and this is why.

The rest of your post isn't even worth responding to because all you do is post up strawmen, lie, and argue in bad faith. All because people here aren't as demented as those you are used to in the Steel Toe alog Reddits. Why don't you just go back there if you hate this place so much?

Cheers.

Oh, he went and cried in my farms thread after here

If you wanna sit on him or eat him, we'll look the other way. Poor AR is tired of dealing with reports anyways.

 

[Jungle Strike]

"Why is this so difficult to understand? Not one of you Dabbledumbs has put forward anything that would demonstrate that Aaron is as bad or worse than Nick. Not a single thing."
That's not my argument & you're putting words in my mouth, Nick's boring to me and he has his own thread where he can be pilloried whenever he will break probation or huff gas again or whatever. You're validating my original observation that you niggers unironically grunt "NICK BAD THERE4 AARON GOOD".

Aaron is like a John Kricfalusi character made into a real man. A middling morning show host with harmless show topics ripped from Not the Bee, who's really a cuck and licked cum off his now ex-wife? Allegations of domestic abuse? This is amazing! Hilarious!

 

[Path Wanderer]

Some few thoughts purely upon milk and content:

Spoiler: My feelings are valid

1. Steel Toe Morning Show is generally not that funny or interesting
2. Lawfare by Imholte is *extremely* unfunny and boring. Like oh noes you cried bullied and trolled someone and now people are cry bullying and trolling back. Cry me a fucking river
3. Like Matthew Vickers (who also has a shared interest in running effectively a nutrider podcast + divorce enthusiast) my presumption is that Aaron, at an existential level, was Balldoed and, perhaps to an extent, #FeltedByMelton. Just irrevocable damage done to his ego by having his wife snatched to be a child abuser’s mistress and having his family name dragged through the mud.

He needs to be sent to Jamaica like a galley slave for irl buckbreaking @ Hedonism forever, since that it is undoubtedly his sadomasocist crutch

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

You're validating my original observation that you niggers unironically grunt "NICK BAD THERE4 AARON GOOD".

Aaron is like a John Kricfalusi character made into a real man. A middling morning show host with harmless show topics ripped from Not the Bee, who's really a cuck and licked cum off his now ex-wife? Allegations of domestic abuse? This is amazing! Hilarious!

Nobody thinks Aaron is good, numbnuts. I don't know why not a single one of you retards can acknowledge that and instead each time resorts to mispresenting. Is it because you yourself know your arguments are weak and need strawman ones as a result? Just dense? What is it?

For me to believe that Aaron is a cum guzzling domestic abuser I would need to believe April. After her tweet storm I'd no longer be able to do that. Plus his first wife never accused him of abuse her herself and after April left they seem in a good place.

However, even if I believed it, Nick is also accused of domestic violence. So, even then, Nick is still worse, as he has the same accusations plus multiple reports from concerned people over a year about him not feeding his children and even physically assaulting one of them. Plus the drinking and drugs, along with taking not a single bit if responsibility along the way or an acknowledgement that he did bad shit. Dude laughed at Elissa having cancer. He is God damn awful.

Aaron, by comparison, is light weight. Has some kind of problem with women, as his radio firing showed and sharing a nude is also pathetic. The weird boasting and trying to oneup Nick is pathetic ans his life is probably so miserable he gets some thrill out of it. His weird habit of taking the path of least resistance and then rake stepping along the way, whilst bigging up his boxing credentials is also kinda sad and pathetic.

To this day I have no idea why the guy doesn't work at home depot or something. The amount he makes from streaming surely isn't worth the hassle. I suspect it's because he thinks it keeps his return to radio dream alive.

This thread is pointless because there is always more informative Aaron news in the Nick thread, as the only time Aaron does something worth discussing involves Nick. Here, what do we have? You weirdos trying to pretend Aaron is some big bad and sperging out at those of us who are like "Yeah, guy is weird, has some issues, has made some bad choices, but we can't quite get their on him being the worst thing".

I stand by what I said before.

Aaron is the least worse and least pathetic of the dabbleverse. That's not praise. In a village full of idiots someone has to be the smartest, but is still an idiot.