💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

Andrew is a Super Retard at a recorded IQ of 81-87 (~1 SD below average, and near the average IQ of the African American population), so that means he can never learn anything ever and expecting him to ever learn anything ever is like expecting a blind toddler (specifically toddler, because Andy always tries to specify this as often as possible) to see.
It's been widely assumed that Andy's IQ is (slightly) higher than that based upon his reaction to being told the score, the doctor noted that Andy response was he became ecstatic.

If I had to place a pointless bet on it, I would bet it would be likely nearer to 90, upper 80s, or at least I would have bet on that before the numerous concussions and obvious brain damage (docs assessment was before), which we can see below.
 
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It's been widely assumed that Andy's IQ is (slightly) higher than that based upon his reaction to being told the score, the doctor noted that Andy response was he became ecstatic, which is a key indicator that Andy was 'faking'.

If I had to place a pointless bet on it, I would bet it would be likely nearer to 90, upper 80s, or at least I would have bet on that before the numerous concussions and obvious brain damage (docs assessment was before), which we can see below.
Recording 2025-09-02 104903.mp4
he is way smarter then he leads on he ran a pretty well received PC business as well as hosting his own weather website. i may be wrong but i heard he even hosted on the local news channel as a weatherman for a day. he also seems to be able to research laws and government policy's so that he can throw them in the face of the service workers he harasses.
 
It's been widely assumed that Andy's IQ is (slightly) higher than that based upon his reaction to being told the score, the doctor noted that Andy response was he became ecstatic, which is a key indicator that Andy was 'faking'.

If I had to place a pointless bet on it, I would bet it would be likely nearer to 90, upper 80s, or at least I would have bet on that before the numerous concussions and obvious brain damage (docs assessment was before), which we can see below.
Recording 2025-09-02 104903.mp4
It should also be noted that an IQ in the 80's is still FUNCTIONAL. The way Andy acts is as if he's in the 60's or 50's range. I have no doubt that Andy flubbed the test to bolster his claims as well.

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100% sure our favorite thread sperg went over to Reddit to pull his, "attack the family for no reason," schtick.
 
Very few people out there genuinely make me rage at the internet but holy fuck man. Watching this guy go from a inept computer technician to babbling like a goddamn freak... He needs to be put down before he works his way into somebody's family... Or somebody's family member
 
Very few people out there genuinely make me rage at the internet but holy fuck man. Watching this guy go from a inept computer technician to babbling like a goddamn freak... He needs to be put down before he works his way into somebody's family... Or somebody's family member
My brain needed to reboot into Safe Mode after Cobes died. After seeing Charlie Kirk get murdered, my brain now boots to the Windows Unrecoverable Hardware Error screen
 
My brain needed to reboot into Safe Mode after Cobes died. After seeing Charlie Kirk get murdered, my brain now boots to the Windows Unrecoverable Hardware Error screen
Watching Andy Ditch yelling "Abuser!!" at his father is a surprisingly good pallet cleanser after reading the Charlie Kirk murder thread.
 
Very few people out there genuinely make me rage at the internet but holy fuck man. Watching this guy go from a inept computer technician to babbling like a goddamn freak... He needs to be put down before he works his way into somebody's family... Or somebody's family member
Yep.
He is basically John Wayne Gacy reincarnated, but with a shit and diaper fetish.

He has those same, soulless and evil empty eyes.
 
@Trombonista

Andy was the PoopSquatch long before he made it to the Farms. The origin of that name is sadly lost to the mists of time.

To bad too, it's a great moniker and whomever came up with it deserves some credit. It suits Andy to a tee.
 
It should also be noted that an IQ in the 80's is still FUNCTIONAL. The way Andy acts is as if he's in the 60's or 50's range. I have no doubt that Andy flubbed the test to bolster his claims as well.

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100% sure our favorite thread sperg went over to Reddit to pull his, "attack the family for no reason," schtick.
that and even people with the IQ ranges in 50s and 60s, or even the lower ranges in the 40s dont usually act like degenerates or pretend to be a baby, especially if they have been treated age-appropriately , not coddled, and raised to think of and see themselves and adults, they want to be treated like adults, they usually want dignity !
 
I've been bingeing The 'Buzin Faker, and I'm left with so many questions because the timeline is jumbled on the uploads.

1. Why the fuck did his dad take him to the store or any other public place when Andy records and rage baits him?

2. This nigger can research laws and codes but can't wipe his ass or get a bidet? Yet still cries his way to services. Can they not deny service? They usually cave in and get him help instead of hanging up on him.

3. Has his family ever mentioned when he decided he didn't want to wipe his ass anymore? I know his dad mentioned after the accident with a vehicle he suddenly changed but there has to have been signs before that.

I'll be rereading the OP if there's clarifications on all of my questions but these are just kind of at the top of my head.
 
I've been bingeing The 'Buzin Faker, and I'm left with so many questions because the timeline is jumbled on the uploads.

1. Why the fuck did his dad take him to the store or any other public place when Andy records and rage baits him?

2. This nigger can research laws and codes but can't wipe his ass or get a bidet? Yet still cries his way to services. Can they not deny service? They usually cave in and get him help instead of hanging up on him.

3. Has his family ever mentioned when he decided he didn't want to wipe his ass anymore? I know his dad mentioned after the accident with a vehicle he suddenly changed but there has to have been signs before that.

I'll be rereading the OP if there's clarifications on all of my questions but these are just kind of at the top of my head.

1. Andy is his son and despite being a piece of shit psychopath his family (tried) to show him kindness

2. Hospital staff, county employees, pretty much anyone in a place of position eventually either tell Andy to fuck off after a long enough time of knowing him or push him off on someone else. He has been told to fuck off frequently/been a known faker to the point it's likely the main contributing reason of him leaving Tonawanda.

3. I forget the exact (when) but the car accident story is a load of horseshit. His mother, Janet, stated he wore diapers and shit himself because he was too lazy to get up from the computer while hospital staff state it was a paraphilia. Some people (especially me) believe there never was a car accident. There is no corroborating evidence to say so and his injuries line up with a simple bike fall. Andy has a long history of lying predating the incident so I'm not really sure why people believe it happened.
 
Andy reminds me of a faggot I used to be friends with. (well, more so my parents made me be friends with him) We’ll call him Zack because that’s his name. He told me about his diaper fetish in 7th grade. I didn’t even really know what a fetish was at that point, and I told him it was weird. Long story short as we got older he started indulging more and more. His parents didn’t want him shitting himself in their house and he played victim. He whined to his grandmother who I think the rest of his family cut off, and he lied and told her he was incontinent so she would change his diapers. He even went out in public in diapers and baby clothes, and said it was okay for children to be exposed to fetishes because they don’t know what they are. Now he’s married some retard in Germany because America is oh so horrible for diaper fetishists.

Best part is, like Andy, there’s nothing mentally wrong with Zack. His mother used to be my dentist’s assistant and I asked her about him once. I think she finally realized what her enabling behavior had done to him, because she said there’s nothing wrong with him, he’s just an attention whore. I used to believe that people could do whatever they want as long as it was behind closed doors and/or with a consenting partner, but ABDLs have made me realize that this shit needs to be eradicated.

There’s so much more I could write about Zack, but I don’t really want to think about him anymore. If I get around to it, I’ll post it in the personal lolcows thread. Parents made me be friends with him in 6th grade and never believed what I said about him until I told them about the diaper nonsense.
 
I can't remember if I read it here or heard it from the one stream Metokur had where he covered Andy among other cows (which is how I got my first exposure) but I recall it being said that Andy can shit on command and just ruin everything for everyone involved. Ignoring how gross that is that's some superpower. He has to eat a lot of fiber or he's practiced keeping one in the chamber. Like have you ever tried to force yourself to shit? It hurts; all you're doing is straining your abdominal muscles and if you don't have the urge you really just can't. I never thought about the logistics of a diaper/shit fetishist being able to just do it whenever he wants and it's really something. Maybe it's the way his fucked up brain is wired.
 
1. Andy is his son and despite being a piece of shit psychopath his family (tried) to show him kindness

2. Hospital staff, county employees, pretty much anyone in a place of position eventually either tell Andy to fuck off after a long enough time of knowing him or push him off on someone else. He has been told to fuck off frequently/been a known faker to the point it's likely the main contributing reason of him leaving Tonawanda.

3. I forget the exact (when) but the car accident story is a load of horseshit. His mother, Janet, stated he wore diapers and shit himself because he was too lazy to get up from the computer while hospital staff state it was a paraphilia. Some people (especially me) believe there never was a car accident. There is no corroborating evidence to say so and his injuries line up with a simple bike fall. Andy has a long history of lying predating the incident so I'm not really sure why people believe it happened.
i used feel bad for his family on one level; because they do not deserve to be treated like that. HOWEVER, they CHOSE to let him stay with them, his parents and brother have a CHOICE, they could kick him out, and they should for their own safety, health, and sanity: Andy is an adult, he is not severely developmentally disabled ( hes not DD at all) , its perfectly legal to have him leave and have him banned ( restraining order) from coming back: the fact his family keeps putting up with his shit, literally and figuratively is beyond me. his family are miserable and broken; they are passive-aggressive; so while they are unhappy, they hate their situation, but yet they wont take any steps to get out o the situation they have put themselves in by keeping a , yes, dangerous person, like Andy around! he constantly screams '' you're 'buuzin' meeee'' but he is the only one doing abuse. he physically abuses his family, he manipulates, he gaslights, he blackmails people. these are all forms of abuse. he should be locked up for all the abuse and mistreatment of his family which they are legit disabled and less able to defend themselves... plus his fraud and con games he plays on police, EMTs, hospital staff, crisis intervention and adult services . im sorry but '' hes family excuse'' only goes so far, Tom is a POS for allowing this and subjecting his other son and his wife to all this abuse and trauma that has done irreparable damage to them all.
 
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