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Cute Pie Senpai dijo:
at the age of 24 years old
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24?? how old are you people?
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Cute Pie Senpai dijo:
You faggots need to understand that Love is indeed boring. Most of the fucking time, that's what real life is. You're supposed to be invested in the person so that it drives you to want to be with them for them long past the honeymoon phase where the romantic excitement and tension stops happening.
Everyone's conception of love nowadays is heavily tainted by pornography, paraphilic disorders, Social Media, YA romance books that are actually smut being pushed to young girls, and accelerated societal division covering demographic, economic status, political affiliance, sex, etc.

The guy you described is indeed someone I was into in highschool. He was sweet, endearing, a little fruity because he's comfortable with himself, law abiding, and popular because he was extremely friendly and grounded, got along with everyone.
And he was a himbo beefcake. Broad shouldered, meaty and muscular with a belly, cute freckle faced ginger boy with a manly cake (I like man asses.)
My biggest mistake was being a tryhard pooner and being asocial as fuuuck. Because no matter how much I acted like a dismissive angsty ass he still treated me nice, like how he treated everyone. But I am now noticing that he was way more extra with me looking back.
I don't care if it was him flirting or not I wished I would have spent more time with him than actually watching him from the distance.
Yes he was also catholic. That shit may sound fucking lame to you but it actually showed me that he was principled and extroverted. And lo and behold he became an engineer and already wedded and making babies with a lucky lady at the age of 24 years old. That fact alone makes me so bitter and selfish at how I missed out on such a gem of a boy. Nowadays the only thing I can do was stalk his socials and feed on any news he or his family shares on facebook and reminisce about what could have been. Beating myself for being so depressive and missing out on not-not being with him but just fully enjoying what could have been if I spent some time with him as a friend.
I know he's still the same guy right now, no tricks fully honest what you see is what you get kind of guy because his high school sweetheart that got with him is boasting about how they're planning on having a large fucking family IN THIS ECONOMY. Showing off cute spacious baby room, his DIY carpentry projects, his cooking, ther big modern fucking house with a large fucking kitchen. Their fucking sink was like this but much bigger, that you can prpbably bathe three babies in it. I'm fucking jealous that she's using my dream sink. They were truly made for each other because they wouldn't have made it this far and early if they were a bad couple. (One bitch or dickhead is all it takes to break a relationship. They must've had so much faith into each other to marry this early.)
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So CLEO go fuck yourself. I fully judge you on your taste in men because if a sweet boring guy is a turn off, then I think you're into gangbangers that rape, beat and leave you a single mom you disgusting fucking slut for BBC. Fuck out of here. I like boring, I like someone who is capable of cleaning after themselves like a fucking adult. Because by God most men are still incapable of cleaning properly let alone cook. I'm sorry but my absolute golden standard is that the man should be capable of taking care of me when I'm in my most vulnerable (pregnancy) even if it means he needs to do a lot more work without bitching about being relied on to make sacrifices.

not sorry for the powerleveling and sperging. You guys always cried about the shiwi now being a DNB so it essentially means it can be a despot for my own SNCA.
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嫁给我 @slungus22 现在嫁给我，我要求它，我会进口你。我会接待你到美国。拜托，我需要这个。我非常需要这个。现在，现在，现在，现在做我的妻子。我需要你成为我的妻子。























Shitoko dijo:
@LarpBait Im a cute tboy. I will prove to you as the goodest love partner.
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You will never be a real tboy. You have no homestuck, you have no OC, you have no Craig X Tweek. You are a bisexual man twisted by femdom porn and retroslop into a crude mockery of tumblr's perfection.

All the reblogs you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your oomphies are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your fan fiction behind closed doors.

Fujos are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of yaoi gooning have allowed tboys to sniff out biboys with incredible efficiency. Even biboys who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a fujo. Your art style is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a horny fujo in your dms, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a glance of your trannycore, "old internet" MtF-coded aesthetic.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a "^w^" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - get #MeToo'd by your discord gf, Get a callout post made on you, get ratio'd, and delete your account. Your oomphies will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable cringe and disappointment. They’ll gossip about you as a predatory moid, and every passerby for the rest of internet eternity will know a man is being discussed here. Your account will bitrot and be archived on archive.org, and all that will remain of your legacy is a page that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Oskar Dirnigger dijo:
@LarpBait Hello sir, I am woman and saw your gf application. I am interested in pursuing a romantic relationship with you. I attached a photo of myself below if you wanna know what I look likeVer archivo adjunto 7900510
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ONG I KNOW TS NIGGA IRL, THAT'S MY NIGGA JARED FROM MY MF COLLEGE PROGRAMMING CLASS 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
 
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1. Send them to the frontlines

2. Deploy a nuclear weapon in close proximity

3. Inform their grieving families you were attempting to destroy enemy positions
 
Jotch dijo:
have you tried turning this off? you can post 1.6 time more per minute without it
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null would ban me if i didn't, its part of our agreement :(
slungus22 dijo:
Thank you for the stuff I will never use
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does this mean you'll go out with me :)

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tenor.gif THE ALPHA DOESN'T KNEEL TO THE BETA

WE WILL GET OUR GIRL @slungus22 RATHER YOU LUNACY REACT ME OR NOT
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