💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Nigger Caviar]

Patrick S. Tomlinson after grinding up black kids in his basement to make them into pepperoni

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[RAT Team Six]

Pat is no expert in rifles or shooting. But I believe he qualifies as an expert in rifle body armor. His fat, pendulous breasts would stop any round from hitting his (enlarged) heart. His arteries? Strategically clogged so that bleeding out is an impossibility. You cannot stop him, your tank will be paint-ballooned, and you will enjoy prison.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

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[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Happy Norm/11 everyone.

On this special day I would like to take a moment to address Patrick himself.
Pat, I hope you live a million years and that the milk will always flow. Just remember, you did all of this to yourself.

To my fellow Patposters, here's to many more years of laughing at this fat retard, and cheers to one of the funniest threads on the site, imo. Fawkin' ribs.

 

[YouTube Autist]

I'm just gonna say it, I think Fatrick killed Charlie Kirk.

The FBI has released the following image of the suspect in an appeal for public assistance:

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Pat is soon going to find that he’ll be wishing for the Pests’ antics in comparison to what will surely await him.

I mean, Fatrick is immune to getting fired: He's just collecting residuals on insurance policies, gets a 40 bux check in "royalties" every so often and collects dingleberries from the bed in his AirBnB (I presume he eats them).

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Of course he'll hate the father who stayed in his kid's life.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Hop in your favorite Jar Jar Binks jammies, grab a nice big slice of meatloaf, and cuddle up on the couch to listen to Josiah Tape 5 over the surround sound system

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[biguglyboy]

Fatrick is now an expert on military snipers and assassinations. I've said it before but a sign of low intelligence is acting like an expert on every subject that comes up

Spoiler: Long Post

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I think this is one of the better examples of showing how insufferable he is, because I do actually agree. 200 yards is a pretty normal distance to make a shot. The difference between he and I is that I expressed that in a single line, he had to strech it out over 10 xeets, waxing poetic about "the apricot". And despite my complete agreement, I still want go "fuck off fatrick".
(Completed agreement about the shot itself I should say, anyone that finds glee in that it was done I think is absolutely ghoulish)

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Dan’s wealth, connections and vast amount of sinks have all been memed to legend status, fatty seems especially insecure about our ring leader. A fat man in his 40’s oinking impotently and repeatedly about how he could either impoverish or imprison another man, he just hasn’t decided yet, seems next level crazy. He’s all powerful, child.

Talk about calling the kettle a nigger lol


He just can’t help himself, the need to huff his own farts and look down his snout at what he calls a win is incredible. “It’s much more, ah, democratic than that.” I bet he chuckled haughtily to himself when he oinked that one out.

 

[MissyMissy]

Never forget.
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Remember, he was targeted for no reason.
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Holy shit, just realized I joined the same day he sent the Norm Macdonald tweet

 

[JustStopDude]

The thing about Pat is that he is so accessible to anyone. Whatever your background and experience, there will be a Pat Persona for you. Regardless of how much of an expert you are in the topic at hand, Pat will enjoy prison stalker child you.

Like when he was sperging out to actual fucking rocket engineers about SpaceX on social media. Or his military hot takes to retired generals. Or something as so mundane as basic physical fitness to athletes.

Has this man ever acknowledged that someone else was more knowledgeable about a subject matter?

 

[Drama Trauma]

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Typical FAT take from FAGtrick.

FAKE!!! This is the real tweet:

 

[Maldemort]

Fascinating the only topics fatty is not an expert in are being a good father and blood pressure control.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Fascinating the only topics fatty is not an expert in are being a good father and blood pressure control.

He also never claimed to be an expert in making niggeroni despite his obvious experience in the field

 

[A.P. Hill]

Of course I'm not shocked the pig danced on Charlie's grave. I've always said online antifa and trannies were too cowardly to follow up on their death threats and would piss and shit themselves when the cops showed up, but they've now proven they're willing to carry out what they post. They're still cowards, but we shouldn't dismiss the tranny raving about "death to fascists" on JewSky because there's a very real possibility he might have a gun and go out and start shooting.

Fatty, though? We can ignore every single one of his threats. Why? Because he's a fat retard with bitch tits who cowered in fear when Nadolski rolled up to his favorite alcoholism spot. He will never raise a single porcine finger against anyone he rails against. The Covenant School pooner shooter had more balls than he does. Also, he's fat.

 

[Law]

Pat must correct the record about himself and how much better he would be at assassinations

Charlie Kirk taken out by a paint balloon to the neck. Suspect escaped behind a backwards fence and is still very large.

I bet Rick pronounces it "poo-litzer."

Bring me pictures of Spiderman audio of Patrick saying "Pulitzer" and "enjoy prison"!

 

[Tablet County]

I bet Rick pronounces it "poo-litzer."

Only in Rick's case he is the Suburban Sasquatch.

 

[Law]

The FBI has released the following image of the suspect in an appeal for public assistance:
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an ap-squeal for pork-blic assistance

 

[YouTube Autist]

The FBI further announced that bullets were recovered from the scene of Charlie Kirk's assassination with politically inflammatory phrases written on them: