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If he can change the rules so easily, why can't he change his autistic schedule to play games when they're actually popular?
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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do you have a timestamp for this I really need to see it in motion lol
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I know DSP is a pretty twisted fuck, but to do a Charlie Kirk impression THIS SOON?! Damn dude…
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Phil should really make the assassination about himself and how if he went out in public, a deranged detractor will shoot him in the neck.
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Phil did try to make Kobe Bryant’s death, Etika’s death, and other celebrity deaths about himself. It would be very pig-like to make Charlie Kirk joining Bullet Club about him.
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I’m younger than Dave, and know what my girlfriend and I did when we got off of work? Took an edible and went and got the decades meal at Taco Bell. It really wasn’t that hard. But again we are all jealous and wish we could had his life.
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Were Phil's saves safe today?
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“Gout Eater” What a thrill…
Streams of door-dash arrive through the night
What a thrill…
Pizza boxes piled out of sight
And I grieve, yet I snack into the dawn
With my gouty toes aching on
Someday you eat pie…
Someday you eat wings…
And you’ll suffer the pain of the swelling it brings
It’s the way I eat fast food, I’m a Gout Eater!
What a fear…
The fridge is empty, but the app’s still near
What a fear…
My ankles cry out when I walk down the stairs
And I shamefully sip cherry juice in vain
Praying uric acid leaves again
Someday you eat fries…
Someday onion rings…
It’s the burden I bear when the gouty flare stings
It’s the thrill of the binge life, I’m a Gout Eater!
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Trying hard to hide his excitement seeing a naked unconscious man
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Has Philbert spoke on his history with Charlie Kirk yet?
Also, I noticed on his twitter, he has allowed comments? Since when?! He get fuccen destroyed with every post lol, very shocked the piggie would allow it. Is there some algorithm meta he is chasing by doing that?
Also, I noticed on his twitter, he has allowed comments? Since when?! He get fuccen destroyed with every post lol, very shocked the piggie would allow it. Is there some algorithm meta he is chasing by doing that?
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It's been a while, I think since the KC saga started?
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The guy is trying to convince people to pay him hundreds of dollars to eat mildly novel fast food, and he starts making comments about the food sucking. What an ungrateful little prick.
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Earlier today, someone suggested a wine testing for a rewards and Phil said he wouldn’t make a profit off of it since it would cost him 150. 150 out of 1500+. He’s greedy
Now he’s bitching about people talking about Jasper’s blood work. Poor cat. Got picked up for a cheap 1k dono and have to live in this shit
At least doofy is likable unlike this sagging man tits of a human
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So. FUCKING. FUNNY.
The explanation that he's trying to "redo" his original "comedy" from the first time he played the game has some credence.
The explanation that he's trying to "redo" his original "comedy" from the first time he played the game has some credence.
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Looks like he's on the verge of tears.
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He's always on the verge of crying or crashing out.
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I mean he's trying even if it's all miss. It's too bad he doesn't ever get that comedy relies on understanding others, and those with autism barely can comprehend themselves (let alone being a narcissistic autist which is a wild combo). This is why for an audience in 2025 he's making a joke about a 1991 movie no one fucking saw (45mil budget, 8mil sales). Keep in mind this is the same month a fucking Julia Roberts movie hit theatres (19mil budget, 175mil sales) and a Jackie Chan flick which is super niche at the time (15mil budget, 24mil sales). He's got retard boomer taste through and through. It doesn't occur to him to think of what would be funny to anyone else. As an autistic fellow he can't conceive of what others are thinking or what the average experience was like. We're relatively close in age and he's like a hyper alien to me because all he knows are stupid kid shit and fast food. Kid shows and slop. There are so many jokes to make there if you don't want your audience to enjoy the goddamned cutscene, and none of his are it, especially not his special needs child noises, which are supposed to be entertaining for some reason? Bro needs to get back on the drink, at least he was accidentally somewhat entertaining there. Now it's just guides, rushing past enemies, and headslappingly bad takes when he opens his mouth.