💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

Someone told the Orange Man that people thought he died

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He has a childish notion of death where he thinks he’s just going to go full speed and drop dead one day. He understands death but not the process of dying. Sleepy Joe faded away and is basically already dead because he’s a loser. Trump is a winner and he’s going to act the same way he did in his early years until he just dies in his sleep.

If the absence really was just because of the holiday and not some kind of health scare, he would’ve laughed. People are hoping he died because the grim reaper (and maybe Epstein) is now the only way he can be removed from office. Blood Clot 2025 should be a massive cope, just like Russiagate back in the day. Just a manifestation of the most impotent rage.

The way he answered with a straight face and not a smirk and a laugh has me thinking he’s been told some news that he isn’t processing very well. The death rumors were only 50% copium instead of 100%. 90 truths but only some cryptid photos? Yeah fuck that, the only photos we got were about as clear as a photo of a Chris and Flutter sighting at a Red Lobster in Lynchburg. This is a man who has to have photographers, journalists, and dicksuckers following him at all times. The last time he was AWOL like this was when he had COVID. And it was bad COVID.

If anyone wants to get a rise out of him, a good talking point would be that he should’ve become president earlier. He’s racing against Father Time because he was such a fuckup earlier in his life.
 
The way he answered with a straight face and not a smirk and a laugh has me thinking he’s been told some news that he isn’t processing very well. The death rumors were only 50% copium instead of 100%. 90 truths but only some cryptid photos? Yeah fuck that, the only photos we got were about as clear as a photo of a Chris and Flutter sighting at a Red Lobster in Lynchburg. This is a man who has to have photographers, journalists, and dicksuckers following him at all times. The last time he was AWOL like this was when he had COVID. And it was bad COVID.
He likely assumes that since Fred died at 93 that means he will live to be 94 or older. So he has 15 or more years ahead of him!

I agree with your thoughts. I don’t think he anticipated slowing down as much as he has. The first half of his 2024 campaign was all about how old Biden is and now his cognitive decline is showing. Even someone with negative levels of self awareness like him can tell that he’s not what he was even a year ago.
 
It's going to be embarrassing if Trump croaks during this term and we get our first concubine president
I can’t wait for everyone saying Kamala sucked dick to get to the top to tell me JD totally got there on merit.

He definitely doesn’t have the look of a man who’s swallowed. Definitely not.
 
Take a look at these hot sexy and stylish young men. No wonder the A&Niggers are so wild about Donald amirite?

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God, that was painful to type. I admire HHH's commitment to the troll. Semper fi fren.
 
Take a look at these hot sexy and stylish young men. No wonder the A&Niggers are so wild about Donald amirite?

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God, that was painful to type. I admire HHH's commitment to the troll. Semper fi fren.
God damn nigga, Juliani’s bitch-tits are literally drooping over his belt; it’s as fascinating as it is disgusting. If this is what MIGA thinks sex appeal looks like then no wonder they’re all incels.
 
Today the Epstein victims are speaking out in Washington and of course USPG2 is silent on it because they're implicating Donnie the Diddler

Remember when MAGA at least pretended to be anti-pedo?
I remember when Sam Bankman Fried got busted, USPG2 came up with some wild theories about where all the money was going to: the Clintons (of course), Fauci (of course), Soros (obviously), and the Bidens. When SBF said he donated an equal amount to Republicans, you could hear a pin drop there. All of a sudden, the speculation stopped and nobody seemed to want to know how SBF spent his ill gotten billions. They can’t stop chattering about their favorite retarded theories but when it impacts their Orange God they have nothing to say.

Not to worry, someone will twist it to blame it on the demonkkkraps and then they’ll be right back at it.
 
Here's a grabbed copy. Feel free to download it and save it locally.

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It looks slightly like a dwarf was thrown from the window. Trump mightn't need so many Court Attendants, but it's a bit of a cruel way to rightsize the WH workforce.

If anyone wants to get a rise out of him, a good talking point would be that he should’ve become president earlier. He’s racing against Father Time because he was such a fuckup earlier in his life
If Fred had put Donnie's inheritance in a trust fund like what happened with former alt righter Dickie Spencer, Trump would've been wealthier (recent crypto and related scams excepted).

I can’t wait for everyone saying Kamala sucked dick to get to the top to tell me JD totally got there on merit.

He definitely doesn’t have the look of a man who’s swallowed. Definitely not.
I suppose Vance / Bowman / whatever feels he's earned his spot having taken Thiel's pozzed loads.
 
Someone told the Orange Man that people thought he died

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It's not because of the "Baiden" comparison. It's because your VP said he was prepared to take over if you suddenly died.
The combover is failing. The man is nursing home material.
My great-grandmother lived to be 89, and even she could have kicked Trump's ass
He has a childish notion of death where he thinks he’s just going to go full speed and drop dead one day. He understands death but not the process of dying. Sleepy Joe faded away and is basically already dead because he’s a loser. Trump is a winner and he’s going to act the same way he did in his early years until he just dies in his sleep.
What do you expect from the same guy who sees himself as a modern-day Hercules?
If the absence really was just because of the holiday and not some kind of health scare, he would’ve laughed. People are hoping he died because the grim reaper (and maybe Epstein) is now the only way he can be removed from office. Blood Clot 2025 should be a massive cope, just like Russiagate back in the day. Just a manifestation of the most impotent rage.
How sad is it that we've gone from waiting for the president's term to end to waiting for the president's life to end?
A slightly frozen microwave burrito could have run this country better than Donny has.
Forget that. Donnie Thornberry could run the country better.
Take a look at these hot sexy and stylish young men. No wonder the A&Niggers are so wild about Donald amirite?

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God, that was painful to type. I admire HHH's commitment to the troll. Semper fi fren.
MAGA looking at this photo like:
 
I remember when Sam Bankman Fried got busted, USPG2 came up with some wild theories about where all the money was going to: the Clintons (of course), Fauci (of course), Soros (obviously), and the Bidens. When SBF said he donated an equal amount to Republicans, you could hear a pin drop there. All of a sudden, the speculation stopped and nobody seemed to want to know how SBF spent his ill gotten billions. They can’t stop chattering about their favorite retarded theories but when it impacts their Orange God they have nothing to say.

Not to worry, someone will twist it to blame it on the demonkkkraps and then they’ll be right back at it.
The right spent years accusing the left of what they eventually ended up doing. If I were conspiracy minded this would seem odd…

talk about a nothingburger
Yeah none of us are expecting the pedophile in charge to squeal on his fellow pedos.

You must be thrilled they’ve completely dropped the investigation into the Clintons huh?
 
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