💰 Grifter Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

Synthetic Man takes more shots at @Null, says he didn't watch his segment on Mad At The Internet! Wants a written definition of lolcow!

does lolcow just mean e-celeb people don't like? call me a lolcow then, a lot of people don't like me

Synthetic Man reads a definition of lolcow and still denies it applies to him, says he's like DSP because he's going to survive forever and doesn't give a fuck if people are laughing at him, he doesn't care if everyone hates him because he hates everyone! Admits having a rage/short temper is "lolcow-adjacent" but he's too self-aware to be a real lolcow.


Synthetic Man addresses his coomer tendencies, the futa thing will follow him forever so he will keep being a coomer.


Synthetic Man tells the story of upsetting his normie friend by refusing to play Minecraft, saying he'd "done his time."


Losing at Breakers.
 
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People should tell reviewers that expending effort criticizing a thing is secretly evidence in its favor. Especially if the critic is compromised by identifiable prior biases and the subject is iconic.

You can affect subjective and pedantic rationales for anything.
 
What's the point of not watching what I have to say if you're just going to spend as much time or longer addressing the concept that I may have said something?
This is a man that can't fathom self reflection or growth. He fears that what you have to say is correct and that he has no counter to it, so he deflects with ralpha male insults.
 
Synthetic Man tells the story of upsetting his normie friend by refusing to play Minecraft, saying he'd "done his time."
What a low EQ faggot. It's one thing to have a low IQ, but it's even worse to also have a low EQ.

He never even liked the friend in the first place, and people can feel it when you despise them. When he said, "I've done my time," it translated to ''our friendship was as bad as rotting in jail.'' The friend must have thought, "Well, excuse me that spending time with me is such a chore!"

No wonder he pushes everyone away. Only a Yes-Man masochist fag like Egad, Brian C., or Ricardo could bootlick a guy who, deep down, hates you for even a slightly different opinion.
 
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Boss has a lifetime of experience and is much better at martial arts than Snake, who is a greenhorn who was TAUGHT CQC by The Boss. Him hesitating and pulling back is one factor, the other is that she is just better than him.
You told me to read this. The Boss and Snake developed CQC together. The Boss had nothing left to teach Snake (technically this is a lie and she was until the end teaching him both how to be a true soldier and that he shouldn't be, but Snake is genuinely retarded so he didn't figure that out). Snake beats up The Boss at the end of the game while recovering from severe injuries (he was completely bedridden a week earlier and didn't exactly have a smooth ride for the rest of the week, in case you forgot Operation Snake Eater begins 5 days after he falls of the bridge). Snake was more skilled than The Boss, but he simply wasn't willing to fight her until the end of the game.
It both makes sense and fits perfectly thematically that she is the final, well, boss and only by the end do you actually have the tools and skills to take her down. The pupil surpasses the mentor, this is like writing 101. Do people complaining about these things even consume media or do they just look for outrage clips/reviews and parrot whatever /v/ has to say?
Technically, yes, but the only thing Snake lacked was the mentality of a soldier, the willingness to follow orders at all costs and to treat no man as a forever friend. However, in reality this was not what he really lacked, and in becoming the perfect soldier he became the villain known as Big Boss, a man who viewed himself as nothing other than a gun and who later abandoned his own poorly formed ideals because his mentor put down her gun to save the world (Peace Walker, although this is tremendously stupid and only happened because Kojima actually believes The Boss was right).
 
He watched it, the ego-death spiral of “I’m undefeated and I’m totally not a lolcow, there’s no reason to let my brain heal cause I’m branded,” speaks volumes. You know who uses the “they’ll always call me X so why stop,” logic?
WHORES.

Personally, I’m glad Jersh has a new special friend, Coby can join the other gay men who love/hate Josh.
 
I sense crashouts in the coming times on a constant level, each growing more dramatic and pathetic as the last, coinciding with a drop in viewership and a very slow pace of outputting actual content.
 
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