💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

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I'm praying for your "suicide" to be painless, Mister Musk
 
Rudy’s end is a sad one. He could’ve just retired at the end of his mayoral term and then he’d be lionized as The President of 9/11. But instead he had a bad run trying to be president in 2008 and then he associated with Trump at his nadir of power. He was better off just staying retired.
 
Midterm internal polling must be atrocious for fatty to be demanding red states redistrict. Of course, California, NY, Maryland and other blue states are gonna do the same thing to undo fatty's plan
Utah passed a law to thwart gerrymandering (Archive) and fatty is not happy about it. So, if any other states pass measures (some are threatening to do so) to prevent the not so subtle election rigging plan, we'll know since he'll sperg about it.

Read the law here:
https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title20A/Chapter20/20A-20-S302.html (Archive)

Trump's response:
He's not happy. (Archive)
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TL:DR we don’t care if you make fun of the guys on our side because our identities aren’t tied to a politician.
Miggers can’t comprehend that. They expected us to chimp out whenever they made fun of Biden during his term, they still haven’t figured out that we don’t care.

One reason because like you said, we don’t worship politicians and tie our identities to supporting them.

The other being, who the fuck cares what a migger thinks? They’re just retarded marks who get grifted and scammed every other week.

Rudy’s end is a sad one. He could’ve just retired at the end of his mayoral term and then he’d be lionized as The President of 9/11. But instead he had a bad run trying to be president in 2008 and then he associated with Trump at his nadir of power. He was better off just staying retired.

Not a shock tbh, aside from being mayor of NYC during 9/11, he’s been one of Trump’s associates for fuck knows how long.
 
Rudy’s end is a sad one. He could’ve just retired at the end of his mayoral term and then he’d be lionized as The President of 9/11. But instead he had a bad run trying to be president in 2008 and then he associated with Trump at his nadir of power. He was better off just staying retired.
Seriously. He was an absolute hero at the end of 9/11. Then he tried to run for another term, then tried to just straight up halt elections to stay in power. Even if he just left after THAT he’d have kept the title of America’s Mayor, even after his disastrous presidential run.

Keep in mind this guy was Mayor all through the time Trump was running rampant in his city, not paying his contractors and accusing innocent children of rapes. We know they were close in the 90s. What do you think Trump has on him that convinced him to throw away his legacy in the history books and start having melting press conferences at landscapers and getting into car accidents while soliciting prostitutes.

NY is rife with degenerate politicians (Elliot Spitzer, Mark Weiner, George Santos, Andrew Cuomo just off the top of my head) and somehow Giuliani managed to squander the most good will any NYC politician has ever gotten. Like I bet 90% of the country can’t name the mayor of NYC at a given time but EVERYONE knew Guiliani in 2001. Now they still do, but for trying to have sex with Borat’s daughter with a CAMERA CREW IN THE ROOM.

I reckon it'd be even funnier if they gave Obama a second one.
They should rename the Nobel Prize to the No Trumps Allowed club.
Utah passed a law to thwart gerrymandering (Archive) and fatty is not happy about it. So, if any other states pass measures (some are threatening to do so) to prevent the not so subtle election rigging plan, we'll know since he'll sperg about it.

Read the law here:
https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title20A/Chapter20/20A-20-S302.html (Archive)

Trump's response:
He's not happy. (Archive)
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His tweeting is uncharacteristically hinged. Feels like someone doing a Trump impression.

If they need someone to post for Trump that would be believable, they should find out who’s running Newsom’s accounts.
 
Whether or not he ends up dying this week, what do you think his funeral would be like? Would they put the body in a golden coffin?
If what he did to the White House is any indication, it’ll be a golden coffin with spinning rims and a set of teeth to put diamond grills on, to perfectly match his nigger taste in interior design.
 
It’s going to cost more than any funeral, be massive though no one will attend, and be gaudy as fuck.

I’ll tune into Cobes and skip this one.
Everyone will attend, at least by video feed.

Donald Trump goes to a medium and asks when he is going to die.

The medium tells him "you will die in the biggest holiday of the year"

Trump asks "what holiday? Christmas, Easter, Halloween?"

The medium replied "any day you die will be the biggest holiday of the year"
 
Everyone will attend, at least by video feed.

Donald Trump goes to a medium and asks when he is going to die.

The medium tells him "you will die in the biggest holiday of the year"

Trump asks "what holiday? Christmas, Easter, Halloween?"

The medium replied "any day you die will be the biggest holiday of the year"
I was going to say thats an old soviet joke but its fitting for a russian asset too.
 
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