💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

[Headdot Reddot]

This is how you shitpost lol

Thank you sir. If anything I feel some sympathy for the young woman. Still, that skirt is way too short and shes obviously cold since shes wearing a sweater (and is a woman who are notoriously always cold.) Like what happened to knee length skirts? Am I an old man now???

Ivanka's looks have less to do with genes and more to do with surgery
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Yikes. Never seen that before. Yeah looks like shes had some work done. When comsidering Kai is a result of her and the hebegoblin Kushner shes actually pretty attractive.



I'm sure they'll auction her off to a fellow member of the tribe soon enough. By Jew standards she's almost older enough to consider spoiled meat.

Honestly this is just like every old man ever who notices that there's something wrong with their yard.

Flashback to every note I've seen posted by neighbors of an OCD retiree bitching about how everyone in the neighborhood is letting the dandyloins grow which means they spread to everyones yards even those of us who work really hard to keep our yards presentable.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

If any Democrat posted shit like this conservatives would be baying and screeching that they were the antichrist, but I guess it's cool and based when Dementia Donnie does it. Hypocritical retards, all of them.

They already kinda did. Remember the Dark Brandon meme?

 

[Grog]

They already kinda did. Remember the Dark Brandon meme?
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Yeah, it was a parody of Dark MAGA.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

For the love of Christ just hand the man his goddamn Peace Prize before he pushes the big red button out of boredom and turns us all into charcoal!

I wonder how high a tariff he'll slap on Norway when he doesn't win.

 

[A-Stump]

I wonder how high a tariff he'll slap on Norway when he doesn't win.

If this world were a funnier place they'd just send him a participation trophy

 

[Wall of Bricks]

Trump's trying some last-ditch efforts to ensure that his party wins the Midterms and continuing to sperg about Mail-In Ballots and demand paper ballots. States who are loyal to Trump such as Texas are redistricting as well, to ensure that they have favorable outcomes or to allow trump to essentially "steal" the election. I don't think that he's confident that the Republicans are going to push through and keep their trifecta of control due to Trump's ever-increasing unpopularity.

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[The Fuck's Going On Here]

If this world were a funnier place they'd just send him a participation trophy

I think the funnier bit is if Norway invites him to the ceremony and declares that they have, for this year only, they have a special nobel prize for Donald Trump.
Then announce him the winner of the Nobel WAR Prize. For being the biggest person in recent history to make the world a less safe, more antagonistic place. Be even funnier if they remind him to say "thank you" at the end.

Of course, I have no doubt the backlash would be insane, but hey, laughs and memes would be had.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

He'd never stop crowing about it. To a narc any attention is good attention. The best thing Norway can do is to just ignore him entirely. That's how you get under the skin of a narc.

 

[soulgains]

Can we stay focused on whats important here people!!!

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Look at how short Kai's skirt is. Goddamn. A gentle breeze would be enough to expose her panties. Sure shes got a bit of that jew-dysmorphic face thing going on but you don't have to see that if porking her from behind! AmIright!?!?

Why are you fantasizing about what an 18 year olds panties look like in a thread about the president?

 

[A-Stump]

Why are you fantasizing about what an 18 year olds panties look like in a thread about the president?

It's on brand

 

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[JaneThough]

Basically Trump is fucking up the supply chains of thousands of American businesses and pushing India towards China and Russia, all because he really really wants his gold medal. And nobody in the GOP has the balls to put an end to this. They're letting him cause billions in economic damage purely because of a personal vanity thing.

Watch Trump offer to exonerate the Indian driver who killed 3 people.

I’m 100% sure he’s not getting the prize. Tbh I don’t want him too. I want to see a 79 year old pedo screams for the next three years over “MUH PRIZE WAS STOLEN!”
Imagine America becomes 100% isolated from the rest of the world because of a demented old man didn’t get a shiny metal. Now tell me, why was biden the worst president of all time? Jfc

At this point, they should give Biden the prize for “not being Trump” just to fuck with him.

That’s a tennis skirt, it probably has shorts underneath, sorry bud

Also, SHES 18. Miggers love em young!

He disappeared for 48 hours because he was obsessing over Rose Garden footage because he wanted to figure out who put a crack in the limestone. No that's not a joke, he disappeared for 48 hours because he was sperging out over a crack in the limestone tiles in the Rose Garden.

I am also asking for a GeoSamuel reading of this post. I need it, it sounds like something Chris would obsess over.

lol this is classic Trump. “They did all the work, I found a mistake and now I’m not paying. Sue me.” He’s done this countless times over the years. There’s a reason he’s so hated in NY/NJ that has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with being a shiester who won’t pay his bills. He’s Lou Gagliardi the president.

Thank you sir. If anything I feel some sympathy for the young woman. Still, that skirt is way too short and shes obviously cold since shes wearing a sweater (and is a woman who are notoriously always cold.) Like what happened to knee length skirts? Am I an old man now???



Yikes. Never seen that before. Yeah looks like shes had some work done. When comsidering Kai is a result of her and the hebegoblin Kushner shes actually pretty attractive.

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I'm sure they'll auction her off to a fellow member of the tribe soon enough. By Jew standards she's almost older enough to consider spoiled meat.


Flashback to every note I've seen posted by neighbors of an OCD retiree bitching about how everyone in the neighborhood is letting the dandyloins grow which means they spread to everyones yards even those of us who work really hard to keep our yards presentable.

Kai is Don Jrs daughter.

They already kinda did. Remember the Dark Brandon meme?
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Dark Brandon was great because the right thought Let’s Go Brandon was such an own (???) and they lost their minds when the left decided to be in on the joke and laugh with them. They’re so thin skinned.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize is Chris's Parappa the Rapper contest, to win the psp.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Trump's trying some last-ditch efforts to ensure that his party wins the Midterms and continuing to sperg about Mail-In Ballots and demand paper ballots. States who are loyal to Trump such as Texas are redistricting as well, to ensure that they have favorable outcomes or to allow trump to essentially "steal" the election. I don't think that he's confident that the Republicans are going to push through and keep their trifecta of control due to Trump's ever-increasing unpopularity.

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Midterm internal polling must be atrocious for fatty to be demanding red states redistrict. Of course, California, NY, Maryland and other blue states are gonna do the same thing to undo fatty's plan

 

[blahblahblah678]

Midterm internal polling must be atrocious for fatty to be demanding red states redistrict. Of course, California, NY, Maryland and other blue states are gonna do the same thing to undo fatty's plan

The funny thing is that the Texas redistricting might not actually yield the GOP +5 districts Trump was begging for.

 

[Abowaffen]

The funny thing is that the Texas redistricting might not actually yield the GOP +5 districts Trump was begging for.

Texas is gambling on all the Hispanics that switched to the GOP last November to stay that way come '26. Its possible that could completely backfire, especially when you consider what California is doing.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The funny thing is that the Texas redistricting might not actually yield the GOP +5 districts Trump was begging for.

It'd be funny if it backfired because of people hating fatty and they actually lost seats. It's been known to happen when parties gerrymander to get a D/R +5 from a "safe" district and then turnout is real low because of an unpopular president

 

[The Hardest R]

Dark Brandon was great because the right thought Let’s Go Brandon was such an own (???) and they lost their minds when the left decided to be in on the joke and laugh with them. They’re so thin skinned.

They’re also convinced the left can’t meme, which means they take everything from the left at face value, which ends up being a game of rope-a-dope where they fall for it every single time. This is also why miggers get so angry at Newsom’s memes.

Midterm internal polling must be atrocious for fatty to be demanding red states redistrict. Of course, California, NY, Maryland and other blue states are gonna do the same thing to undo fatty's plan

The funny thing is that the Texas redistricting might not actually yield the GOP +5 districts Trump was begging for.

Local and state special elections are seeing Democrats flip deep red districts. This is absolutely why he’s pushing for more gerrymandering and any advantage he can think of to put in place. Can’t wait to for voting booths to be few and far between in blue districts. Any game they’re going to play, they will do it. Then they’ll cry about vote rigging if the results aren’t what they expect.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Texas is gambling on all the Hispanics that switched to the GOP last November to stay that way come '26. Its possible that could completely backfire, especially when you consider what California is doing.

Many Hispanics voted for Donny thinking, "surely he won't deport me and mine!" and then ended up regretting when they or their family got dragged into Alligator Auschwitz. So something tells me that he's not going to succeed with that demographic next time.

 

[JaneThough]

They’re also convinced the left can’t meme, which means they take everything from the left at face value, which ends up being a game of rope-a-dope where they fall for it every single time. This is also why miggers get so angry at Newsom’s memes.

This is a big issue with the right. They think we worship our politicians like they worship Trump. They don’t understand the concept of just voting for someone rather than making it your whole identity.

If there’s one thing I hope dies with Trump it’s this blind devotion to a politician. Before Trump it was pretty well agreed that politicians are shit for the most part. I think Obama broke their brains in a way because he got such attention for being a historic president. No one owns Obama flags or crypto or hats or whatever bullshit. There are no Obama store and restaurants, even though as the first black president it could warrant it in some circles.

TL;DR we don’t care if you make fun of the guys on our side because our identities aren’t tied to a politician.