💰 Grifter Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

Villains building big ultra mecha robots to take over the world? Clones? A guy posessing another guy through a transplant in his arm? Nah, those things are all totally cool and realistic, but I draw the line at an experienced woman who fought in tons of wars and even pretty much developed the whole CQC system just because she beat a man a couple of times before he actually takes her down to finish up her story. No wonder nobody with an actual brain takes people like Synth or the previous poster seriously when every single "powerful" woman nowadays is a feminist plot to.. like... make women look cool or something.
From what I know, there are characters in the metal gear universe that can even fight albert wesker (matrix clone) in h2h combat and WIN or have a even fight at least. A girlboss totally makes sense in that setting especially if she's taken any enhancements or special training.
 
I know I'm late and beating a dead horse, but I can't stop thinking about how pissy he gets over The Boss. This is the same game where a Russian colonel manipulates electricity like a fucking wizard. The same game where a guy turns hornets into a Tommy Gun. A HORNET TOMMY GUN. All that is fine, but The Boss being a strong and experienced woman? We can't have that because it's proto woke or some shit.
He even has Eva to act as a more feminine contrast to The Boss, yet he constantly bitches about her the whole time for no reason too. She committed the crime of not strictly being a helpless damsel in distress that rewards him with sex on demand.

He just needs to come out of the closet and hook up with a troo-I mean-futa GF already. He's already like 90% of the way there in terms of compatibility since he blindly hates women like the vast majority of faggots do.
 
I got a kick out of one of his chatters warning him that the “Kiwis are licking their lips at him spiraling” and his bold-faced denial that he’s crossed the point of no return
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I yearn for a new lolcow in the vein of this idiot and I can smell the corn.
 
I got a kick out of one of his chatters warning him that the “Kiwis are licking their lips at him spiraling” and his bold-faced denial that he’s crossed the point of no return
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I yearn for a new lolcow in the vein of this idiot and I can smell the corn.
Genuine question, what makes Synth past the point of no return? I'm not familiar with Youtube's algorithm.
 
For that to happen, can we merge the different Synth threads into one for the moment? This shit is confusing.
The posting culture between the appreciation thread and this one are too different, plus that would add up to 1000+pages if done. There is also the orbiter thread on top of that, which gets updated once in a while when Egad does something stupid.
 
The posting culture between the appreciation thread and this one are too different, plus that would add up to 1000+pages if done. There is also the orbiter thread on top of that, which gets updated once in a while when Egad does something stupid.
I don't see it. The appreciation thread is barely recognizable to outsiders from the title now but somehow is still about Coby alogging (Just got linked yesterday in community happenings). As someone who is casually interested in Syth like myself, this is extremely confusing. Should be much worse for complete newcomers. And if the orbiter thread gets such low traffic, just merge it?

I don't care that much, just a piece of advice from someone who has seen what happened to the IP2 thread after it got fractured into a million threads. This only works for enormous cows.
 
I got a kick out of one of his chatters warning him that the “Kiwis are licking their lips at him spiraling” and his bold-faced denial that he’s crossed the point of no return
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I yearn for a new lolcow in the vein of this idiot and I can smell the corn.
X to doubt. I don’t think he’ll be able to rise to that level of cow greatness. Only thing they share in common is they both suck at video games, a time where they were both… I wouldn’t say well liked but their cow status was up for debate, and they both do share a lust for “women” with dicks. At best Synth will continue to stream to a smaller and smaller audience while banning them, like Ralph but without the entertaining pillstreams and hijinks
 
I don't see it. The appreciation thread is barely recognizable to outsiders from the title now but somehow is still about Coby alogging (Just got linked yesterday in community happenings). As someone who is casually interested in Syth like myself, this is extremely confusing. Should be much worse for complete newcomers. And if the orbiter thread gets such low traffic, just merge it?

I don't care that much, just a piece of advice from someone who has seen what happened to the IP2 thread after it got fractured into a million threads. This only works for enormous cows.
The a-logging is a recent phenomenon, it used to be Coby's personal circlejerk for the longest time(check the OP, it should still have him crying about how there is no "brigading" done because he will personally report any posts that are mean to his e-daddy. This lead to him leaving the farms in shame and coming back under a new account btw). The distinction now is that the appreciation thread is mostly his former fans and a-logs where as this thread is for outsiders who just treat him like any other lolcow on the site, this means that the appreciation thread is more up to speed since it is filled with people actively in that sphere where as this thread serves more as highlights for people who just want to see something funny.
X to doubt. I don’t think he’ll be able to rise to that level of cow greatness. Only thing they share in common is they both suck at video games, a time where they were both… I wouldn’t say well liked but their cow status was up for debate, and they both do share a lust for “women” with dicks. At best Synth will continue to stream to a smaller and smaller audience while banning them, like Ralph but without the entertaining pillstreams and hijinks
Just you wait, once he starts drinking more then the real fireworks will begin. That, or him being forced to move, that's when life really began spiraling for piggertits, too. Right now Coby is right past his "glory days" and now suffering from his equivalent of the gunt picture/first pillstream surfacing. We will see much, much more from him in the coming months, mirroring a similar downfall and speedrunning into irrelevance as piggy and The Killstream.
 
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I know I'm late and beating a dead horse, but I can't stop thinking about how pissy he gets over The Boss. This is the same game where a Russian colonel manipulates electricity like a fucking wizard. The same game where a guy turns hornets into a Tommy Gun. A HORNET TOMMY GUN. All that is fine, but The Boss being a strong and experienced woman? We can't have that because it's proto woke or some shit.
He even has Eva to act as a more feminine contrast to The Boss, yet he constantly bitches about her the whole time for no reason too. She committed the crime of not strictly being a helpless damsel in distress that rewards him with sex on demand.

He just needs to come out of the closet and hook up with a troo-I mean-futa GF already. He's already like 90% of the way there in terms of compatibility since he blindly hates women like the vast majority of faggots do.
I mean this is the same argument you could make for blacks in LoTR and other woke shit. Its like that copy pasta of people defending a Honda Civic in a medieval action things because dragons and magic exists. You can have a fantastical world and still have things be out of place.
 
X to doubt. I don’t think he’ll be able to rise to that level of cow greatness. Only thing they share in common is they both suck at video games, a time where they were both… I wouldn’t say well liked but their cow status was up for debate, and they both do share a lust for “women” with dicks. At best Synth will continue to stream to a smaller and smaller audience while banning them, like Ralph but without the entertaining pillstreams and hijinks
See. I’m an optimist and I have faith that as Synth’s gay thoughts, self-loathing and shrinking revenue get worse, he’ll do what all low-functioning retards do and hit the bottle.
Genuine question, what makes Synth past the point of no return? I'm not familiar with Youtube's algorithm.
I mean in terms of “pulling up” and course-correcting. Any chance of that happening is over, that Josh exchange has sealed his fate, he’s marked.
 
I mean this is the same argument you could make for blacks in LoTR and other woke shit. Its like that copy pasta of people defending a Honda Civic in a medieval action things because dragons and magic exists. You can have a fantastical world and still have things be out of place.
Not sure if it counts, but there is already people comparing MGS3 to Battlefield 5 in the appreciation thread. Yes, Boss pisses them off so much that apparently she's no different than the girl bosses in that game.

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Not sure if this is a "Honda Civic" situation exactly, but definitely the same type of Dunning Kruger effect I mentioned earlier where people simply have to treat everything in a vacuum, without any other factors of context, since they have no experience with any of these games outside 4chan posts.
 
I think it might be a little bit simpler: losing your mind at any small thing that’s unusual in a fictional setting is the sign of a weak mind. One woman, properly built up, beating her student is fine.
 
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