💰 Grifter Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions / "pedo_troll" - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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  • Ethan Klein

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Yes, that’s why I don’t take the stans saying this is about the cps phone calls,
I still think one of his doctor's made the CPS call, due to Ethan's dumb Web MD addicted hypochondriac ass dragging his children to the pediatrician & being like "I think my toddlers ate dog shit & now have Giardia". In any & every instance - that's a statement that's going to raise some eyebrows with mandated reporters. Even just for public health reasons - Giardia infections can be caused by contaminated well water/municipal water. An entire family with Giardia infections (which was what Ethan alleged on the podcast that led up to the CPS phonecall) is going to warrant an investigation by some state official - no matter what way you look at it.
 
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I still think one of his doctor's made the CPS call, due to Ethan's dumb Web MD addicted hypochondriac ass dragging his children to the pediatrician & being like "I think my toddlers ate dog shit & now have Giardia". In any & every instance - that's a statement that's going to raise some eyebrows with mandated reporters. Even just for public health reasons - Giardia infections can be caused by contaminated well water/municipal water. An entire family with Giardia infections (which was what Ethan alleged on the podcast that led up to the CPS phonecall) is going to warrant an investigation by some state official - no matter what wall you look at it.
Yes, I’ve read accounts here and maybe Reddit by people claiming to be health care workers who said giardia is a trigger for a cps call. I have no idea if that’s accurate or not.
 
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Ethan made edgy joke posts 15 years ago!?!? Wtf I love hasan now.
He didn't make some edgy joke posts 15 years ago, he masturbated while typing out elaborate fantasies about shitting on children and molesting children.

I will die on this hill. Hasan, Denims, Frogan - they all deserve consequences. I've done a deep dive on Hasan's Turkish Nationalist millionaire father (go check his thread for that).

There is no reason to excuse Ethan's behaviour. He's a weird freak. He might be a paedophile. He might not be, but he's posted enough weird shit and said enough weird shit that it's not unreasonable to be suspicious of him.

Ethan usually has the more reasonable perspective on things like Israel, but he's enough of a weirdo that he makes people like Hasan seem like they're the reasonable one - since he has a psychosexual obsession. He's the unironic embodiment of this:
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That's supposed to be a parody of political cartoons but it's genuinely what Ethan manages to achieve, because he's so repulsive he manages to make Hasan "America Deserved 9/11" Piker, of all people, seem more palatable

And now we've got people trying to downplay that he's a freak. If you have young children, would you leave them around Ethan? If the answer is yes, I hope someone calls CPS on you. This is NOT normal. Give me top hats, nothing about pedo_troll is normal or of its time.
 
So all tiny had to do was expose pedo_troll and Gary’s creepiness and that shuts him up? He really is bitch made.

He has completely abandoned his war on Tiny after him and the whole crew squaring up like they were ready for war. Boring.

Back to the scheduled programming of bitching about the Turk roach who isn’t going anywhere and crying about Taylor Lorenz (I get it, she’s horrible, but goddamn it’s boring).

There needs to be a poll on how long it will be before AB and Olivia quit since they are obviously Hasan stans just collecting a paycheck since no one else will pay them as much as the Jew (irony).
 
Is funny noticing how these fuckers have fumbled the easiest wins they ever had their hands on, all they had to say "Ethan? yeah hes a pedophile, just look at his posts, what a sicko" "destiny? yeah, hang him, he admited he has 999GB of CP and thats worse than making pedo-jokes" but they all have acted in the gayest way possible losing the moment, either they are so retarded they cant nail someone without writting an entire book saying shit nobody cares about, or they are pedophiles themselves and find it rather difficult to denounce it.
 
Is funny noticing how these fuckers have fumbled the easiest wins they ever had their hands on, all they had to say "Ethan? yeah hes a pedophile, just look at his posts, what a sicko" "destiny? yeah, hang him, he admited he has 999GB of CP and thats worse than making pedo-jokes" but they all have acted in the gayest way possible losing the moment, either they are so retarded they cant nail someone without writting an entire book saying shit nobody cares about, or they are pedophiles themselves and find it rather difficult to denounce it.
The problem is Ethan got way too confident after winning debates against Hasan. That's like being proud of winning a spelling bee against a coma patient. Destiny is a horrible person but he is intelligent enough to be manipulative and debate circles around people because arguing is his only joy in life. Twitchy, anxious Ethan would never win a debate against Destiny. It's like going from T Ball to Professional Baseball he was always going to be fucked.
Do we have analytics? I have a feeling after this leak that the pod is bleeding support and money.
 
I still think one of his doctor's made the CPS call, due to Ethan's dumb Web MD addicted hypochondriac ass dragging his children to the pediatrician & being like "I think my toddlers ate dog shit & now have Giardia". In any & every instance - that's a statement that's going to raise some eyebrows with mandated reporters. Even just for public health reasons - Giardia infections can be caused by contaminated well water/municipal water. An entire family with Giardia infections (which was what Ethan alleged on the podcast that led up to the CPS phonecall) is going to warrant an investigation by some state official - no matter what way you look at it.
Possibly. Could be his house staff too. These people are not well liked IRL. If his sperging out over Hasan give us some insight into how emotionally unstable and self centered he is. Gives us insight into how Hila placates him. In turn one can imagine how he and she treat there children.

Regarding CPS, CPS also doesn't just go out over every call. Call's are screened and a lot of specific detail is asked for such as identifying information; specifics about the abuse/neglect; and credibility of the reporter, are they a rando or a mandated reported like a doctor, or nanny. CPS will also cross check and verify information, they are not likely to move forward if they cannot.
Annon callers are given less weight.

I imagine Ethan and HIla probably do know who called, but used this to frame at as 'harassment'. That optically is far better than them being labeled as neglectful parents. It's a smart move because we are never going to get the CPS worker or reporter's side of the story. Most of the used up whores that make up there fan base are to retarded to question it and will eat it up.
 
I will die on this hill. Hasan, Denims, Frogan - they all deserve consequences. I've done a deep dive on Hasan's Turkish Nationalist millionaire father (go check his thread for that).

There is no reason to excuse Ethan's behaviour. He's a weird freak. He might be a paedophile. He might not be, but he's posted enough weird shit and said enough weird shit that it's not unreasonable to be suspicious of him.
Might as well set up a picnic, 'cause I will die with you on that same hill. Hasan & his orbiters are genuinely awful, anti-American, Islamic terrorism supporters - but that doesn't excuse Ethan's (still growing) laundry list of side eye-able behaviors.

Ethan usually has the more reasonable perspective on things like Israel, but he's enough of a weirdo that he makes people like Hasan seem like they're the reasonable one
Making questionable people look better by comparison almost seems to be Ethan's specialty. After all, he made "I identify as a chicken nugget" batsh!t bipolar/borderline 5150'd on the regular Trisha Paytas seem like a reasonable person. & I'm not just saying this 'cause I was a Frenemies/Trisha fan. Ethan's post-Frenemies harassment campaign against Trisha was really something else. During his podcast, he'd actively encourage the H3 fans to fedpost on the Trisha snark sub and wish her ill. Trisha talked about the sub negatively effecting her mental health, & he still pushed. I believe at one point, Hila's family actually stopped talking to Hila & Ethan, due to anger at Ethan for harassing their then-pregnant (& high risk!) daughter in law.

I imagine Ethan and HIla probably do know who called, but used this to frame at as 'harassment'. That optically is far better than them being labeled as neglectful parents. It's a smart move because we are never going to get the CPS worker or reporter's side of the story. Most of the used up whores that make up there fan base are to retarded to question it and will eat it up.
The fans with an IQ above room temperature that questioned Ethan's narrative (for example, when Ethan implied Bad Empanada was telling the truth, when he claimed to be the one who made the call) were banned. H3 fandom is not a place that tolerates dissent.

Like I've said before, I really think one of the main reasons the current H3 viewing numbers are so low is that Ethan banhammered one too many subscribers for disagreeing with him (on some topic or another) & accidentally killed off the fanbase he had left. He was always ban happy for stupid sh!t - but that wasn't an issue when each episode pulled in 50,000+ viewers & was actually popular/trending/growing. When the fandom started to dwindle, he never adjusted accordingly, and after one too many on-air shitfits that led to viewer comments he disagreed with - he banned the subscribers he had left.
 
I remember accounts like pedo_troll. This was a popular novelty account with a ton of up votes. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/e5pZHOrpMJ
This one has a normal name it seems like and a set up and punchline. its not just page after page of nothing but shit and child rape. there is also an escalation and its not just some guy really eager to get to and then stay on and harp on detailed child rape the whole post.
 
Might as well set up a picnic, 'cause I will die with you on that same hill. Hasan & his orbiters are genuinely awful, anti-American, Islamic terrorism supporters - but that doesn't excuse Ethan's (still growing) laundry list of side eye-able behaviors.
Well I'm happy to hear the tide's switched because you were one of Ethan's biggest cocksleeves in this thread just a few months ago, funny now that his reddit history's been leaked everyone wants to try and pretend like they weren't doing tricks on Ethan's dick for the past 3 months for....drum roll....filing a lawsuit...
 
Well I'm happy to hear the tide's switched because you were one of Ethan's biggest cocksleeves in this thread just a few months ago, funny now that his reddit history's been leaked everyone wants to try and pretend like they weren't doing tricks on Ethan's dick for the past 3 months for....drum roll....filing a lawsuit...

To be fair, these are exceptional circumstances, what with Epsteinville being under attack and all, so sometimes people get a little hasty when forming alliances against the dastardly antisemites. After all, who would have guessed that an Israeli Jew was a pedophile? That almost never happens.
 
So all tiny had to do was expose pedo_troll and Gary’s creepiness and that shuts him up? He really is bitch made.

He has completely abandoned his war on Tiny after him and the whole crew squaring up like they were ready for war. Boring.

Back to the scheduled programming of bitching about the Turk roach who isn’t going anywhere and crying about Taylor Lorenz (I get it, she’s horrible, but goddamn it’s boring).

There needs to be a poll on how long it will be before AB and Olivia quit since they are obviously Hasan stans just collecting a paycheck since no one else will pay them as much as the Jew (irony).
To be fair he never stood a chance against 500+ of the finest brahmin warriors dgjeet had to offer. Also dan saltman likely got him to stop.
 
Ethan made edgy joke posts 15 years ago!?!? Wtf I love hasan now.
How are people this fucking retarded? I want to see Ethan win, destroy all these clowns, and then fall into an open manhole into a fire that happens to be at the bottom of the manhole, and then die in that fire.

That's not because he's a Jew. It's because he's Ethan Klein.
 
How are people this fucking retarded? I want to see Ethan win, destroy all these clowns, and then fall into an open manhole into a fire that happens to be at the bottom of the manhole, and then die in that fire.
I just want to see him keep picking fights and flinging shit with other leftists. I don't even care if anyone eventually wins.
 
In lighter news, Ethan's legal fu nemesis Ryan Kavanaugh has returned to filmmaking/producing (perhaps making use of that settlement he got from Ethan?):

The project was originally developed by Kavanaugh and is being fully financed through his production company Proxima in conjunction with Aperture Media Partners. Filming is set to begin in October in London, with an expected 2026 release.

Did we ever find out just how much Ethan had to pay Ryan Kavanaugh to make the harassment lawsuit go away? Or did Ethan memory hole the lawsuit/move on to sueing Denims/Frogan? 🤔

Well I'm happy to hear the tide's switched because you were one of Ethan's biggest cocksleeves in this thread just a few months ago, funny now that his reddit history's been leaked everyone wants to try and pretend like they weren't doing tricks on Ethan's dick for the past 3 months for....drum roll....filing a lawsuit...
??? I think you're confusing me with another 'farmer?

I'm a Trisha fangirl - I thought my posts in this thread generally were always somewhat hard (uh, no pun intended) on Ethan? I mean, I always side with Ethan when it comes to his battle with Hasan, Demims, Frogan, Bad Empanada, etc. - but I'm no Ethan stan.
 
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