The project 2025 rape-squads are going to put you in the sodomy machine.
“The next one raping you is either Kevin Spacey or John Travolta. Guess which one it is correctly and we won’t hand your asshole over to Pedro Pascal afterwards.”
Republicans actually do need a counter to the mass shootings problem that isn't banning all guns
Republicans: we have found a way of reducing gun violence by 90% overnight but need Democrat support to enact it.
Democrats: okay we’re on board, what is it?
Republicans: we are going to deport every black person back to Africa and every Latino back to Latin America. It’ll be hard but they’ll survive and we’ll save thousands of lives a year.
Democrats: ….wtf that’s racist!
Republicans: so you’d rather be ‘anti-racist’ than save thousands of lives a year lost to the gun violence you hate so much? Where are your priorities?
Democrats: but their home countries are even more violent! Sending them back is making them more likely to be shot or killed!
Republicans: so you admit violence is racial or cultural, and you
want these people here? Are you nuts?
Democrats: Fffffffffffuck you!
