💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[AnOminous]

The only time Boogie will get under 300 pounds is when the maggots start eating him away. This will be the greatest moment of his weigh loss journey.

Maggots don't deserve him. Throw him in an active volcano with a lava-filled caldera.

First I’m gonna hate myself for saying this but we shouldn’t mock him for using a cane.

We should mock him for absolutely everything about him.

Actually, as I’m typing this I retract my previous statement. We should bully Boogie into not using a cane or walker so he’ll fall down and hopefully not get back up. Like a turtle on its back.

I'm glad your moment of doubt and weakness passed.

 

[ImagineTheSmell]

I just want Boogie to fucking die already bros

 

[AnOminous]

I just want Boogie to fucking die already bros

I am growing extremely tired at the continued existence of this worthless piece of garbage who needs to DIE!

 

[Queen Metalia]

I just want Boogie to fucking die already bros

Nonsense! Boogie can still fall much further before he dies.

 

[mister davenport]

The only time Boogie will get under 300 pounds is when the maggots start eating him away. This will be the greatest moment of his weigh loss journey.

And it's gonna take a long ass while for maggots to get there, if they don't get boogie in the biggest oven in the world.

 

[YaBoi]

Weight update - Boogie's claiming he's still at 345lbs while also bragging about a big walk he did recently when he took the childbride to the fair (and had to use his cane). What a great father/daughter activity.

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So that's now almost five months of Boogie not losing any weight. I'm guessing the 'I'm doing it for her' energy has wore off and the Mountain Dew is simply more important than the childbride's future.

Like clockwork, we're back at the stalling phase in his "weight loss" journey. Same happened with the weight loss surgery. The weight melted off rapidly, then it comes time for Boogie to do his part and change his diet + habits and he doesn't.

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Boogie uploaded a video nearly a week ago. Yes, he's become so irrelevant in his own thread that nobody noticed or cared:



5,400 views for a 3,900,000 "legacy" channel

Even his livestreams beat his video view counts:



He can't be bothered making thumbnails anymore, he just gets AI to do it for him. He is the peak of sloth. If it takes effort, he'll go down the path of least resistance.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I don’t think he realizes how vulnerable to attack he is with his inability to walk properly. All a thug would have to do is give him a slight push and Boogie would hit the deck instantly. From there his wallet and phone would be easily taken. At this point Dez 2.0 is more of a bodyguard than a “girlfriend.”

 

[Crypt Kicker]

I don’t think he realizes how vulnerable to attack he is with his inability to walk properly. All a thug would have to do is give him a slight push and Boogie would hit the deck instantly. From there his wallet and phone would be easily taken. At this point Dez 2.0 is more of a bodyguard than a “girlfriend.”

Boogie keeps his personal belongings in his folds of greasy fat, not even Indiana Jones or Lara Croft is willing to search those caves. Besides what would you want his wallet for? All it's gonna contain is the child bride's ID.

 

[The Hungry African]

He did it to himself but he can barely walk, we see it on camera.

I know and it's fucking hilarious to watch.

Nonsense! Boogie can still fall much further before he dies.

Hopefully he falls to the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

And with the passing of yet another lolcow Joe Winko, Boogie outlives another. I fully expect fatty to talk up Winko like they were best friends in the coming day(s)

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Actually there's like 3 dead lolcows on the front page right now. There's no justice in this world.

 

[PrincessHomura]

Actually there's like 3 dead lolcows on the front page right now. There's no justice in this world.

They say that famous deaths come in threes... Boogie slips away yet again.

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

They say that famous deaths come in threes... Boogie slips away yet again.

Nobody will die along with Boogie thought, he's so fat he'll count as three.

 

[Free Range Grass]

Nonsense! Boogie can still fall much further before he dies.

The only way I can see things getting worse from this point on is if his child bride leaves him, no? Unless there are other avenues I hadn't even considered.

 

[Officer Barbrady]

The only way I can see things getting worse from this point on is if his child bride leaves him, no? Unless there are other avenues I hadn't even considered.

• Childbride leaving him
• Keem getting tired of him and ultimately losing his income
• Someone deepdiving into the childbride grooming timeline enough to spark another controversy/cancellation
• Chad sperging out and killing everyone in the house
• Childbride's parents wake up and rescue her from the Williams household and she comes clean about his predatory behavior
• Boogie's sister has enough of his abuse larps and fully exposes him

I hope at least two happen before he kicks the bucket.

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

• Childbride leaving him
• Keem getting tired of him and ultimately losing his income
• Someone deepdiving into the childbride grooming timeline enough to spark another controversy/cancellation
• Chad sperging out and killing everyone in the house
• Childbride's parents wake up and rescue her from the Williams household and she comes clean about his predatory behavior
• Boogie's sister has enough of his abuse larps and fully exposes him

I hope at least two happen before he kicks the bucket.

Don't forget

• Amputation arc
• Stroking out and becoming half paralyzed

 

[AloneTard]

• Childbride leaving him
• Keem getting tired of him and ultimately losing his income
• Someone deepdiving into the childbride grooming timeline enough to spark another controversy/cancellation
• Childbride's parents wake up and rescue her from the Williams household and she comes clean about his predatory behavior
• Boogie's sister has enough of his abuse larps and fully exposes him.

If there is a God we will get all five of these in this order.

And then end with this one:

• Chad sperging out and killing everyone in the house

That truly would be the good ending.

 

[Free Range Grass]

Don't forget

• Amputation arc
• Stroking out and becoming half paralyzed

Keemstar milking the amputation arc on lcl would be comedy fucking gold

 

[YaBoi]

Read a random article that says there's a 13-40% chance that you'll die within one year of a diabetes-related leg amputation. I know of another Youtuber, ironically from Arkansas, who was about 10 years older than Boogie and lost his leg. Dead not long after.

Considering that Boogie struggles with mobility even after losing weight this past year, I'd wager that he'll be immobile again soon. The scooters, the canes, the walkers, the limping...this has been ongoing since late 2021 I think.

 

[AndyGuntski]

how is boogie still fat when glp-1s exist? surely hes getting paid enough from keem to afford it. its not even that expensive