💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

For those of you still catching up, there was this gem yesterday: apparently bending over, pants around the ankles, and surrendering in the “trade war” with the U.S. doesn’t buy you jack shit in terms of respect:
In a recent interview with the US broadcaster Fox News, US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said, among other things, that the US would now indirectly treat the assets of allies such as Japan and EU countries like an American "sovereign wealth fund." Bessent stated that the US would give its allies instructions "largely at the discretion of the [US] president" on how to use their money to build US factories and bring US industries back to the country. Even the Fox News host finds this statement hard to believe, speaking of "offshore appropriation"—he isn't sure whether such a thing has ever happened before.
This guy’s been a leech his whole life, and the system keeps greasing his palm for it. And then he's got the nerve to tell you, Pay tribute. For what? You pay once and suddenly you’re sending more envoys, bending the knee harder. It’s not tribute anymore, it’s just you getting mugged:

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Man's got his office set up like some secret Wolfenstein 3D chamber.

Trump’s sitting there looking like he's forced to go to his daughter's piano recital, totally glassy-eyed through all the Korea talks, until suddenly he perks up like, oh, finally, something in my wheelhouse.
not his fault the Republic of Samsung is a capitalist hellhole so bad that North Korean defectors actually defect back after living there
 
Of course Trump wants a medal for DOING THE BARE MINIMUM REQUIRED BY HIS JOB,

Donny Teeny Hands wants a participation trophy, like all spoiled children who can't be bothered to put in any effort for a reward.

Next he's going to demand a Lifetime Emmy Award because he was in a fucking reality show or an Oscar award for his cameos in "Home Alone 2" and "Ghosts Can't Do It"
 
When Congress was dismissed for a few weeks the first thing this clown did was go to the wailing wall. That’s all I need to know about this guy.
For those of you still catching up, there was this gem yesterday: apparently bending over, pants around the ankles, and surrendering in the “trade war” with the U.S. doesn’t buy you jack shit in terms of respect:

This guy’s been a leech his whole life, and the system keeps greasing his palm for it. And then he's got the nerve to tell you, Pay tribute. For what? You pay once and suddenly you’re sending more envoys, bending the knee harder. It’s not tribute anymore, it’s just you getting mugged:

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Eventually our “allies” will tell us to fuck off. The tariffs have damaged our reputation worldwide and it’s going to take a lot to dig out of that deep hole.
 
Aha! the Nobel Peace Prize rears it's head again!! I was just wondering how long Trump was going to continue to hold DC hostage, because it's not a sustainable, long-term plan and isn't going to "solve" jack shit. So until October 10th, it seems.
 
The bible being listed as sold out is great, too. Gavin really is Liquid Trump. Trump needs to make a YouTube video spazzing out about it like Chris Chan did
Gavin making a video with a bad spray tan and a baggy blue suit would complete the analogy and be funny as hell. He could challenge fatty to a Patriotism Contest to see who the TRUE and HONEST MAGA crown belongs to.
 
Random thought but it's hilarious that Trump is doing the type of shit people thought a woman president would be doing or acting like
It’s so funny to see them mald about the possibility of a woman president but deny to admit which gender’s leaders historically have been the worst.

Germany definitely suffered the worst under its worst leader ever: Merkle.

For those of you still catching up, there was this gem yesterday: apparently bending over, pants around the ankles, and surrendering in the “trade war” with the U.S. doesn’t buy you jack shit in terms of respect:

This guy’s been a leech his whole life, and the system keeps greasing his palm for it. And then he's got the nerve to tell you, Pay tribute. For what? You pay once and suddenly you’re sending more envoys, bending the knee harder. It’s not tribute anymore, it’s just you gettin
it was a joke, but the “oh wow you Americans have big penis” meme is looking all the more likely.
Trump could end world hunger and still not get the Nobel. It tends to go to people with an inch of humility. I’ve never ever ever heard of anyone demanding one. This is giving Tracy Jordan going for an EGOT. Did Ivanka promise she’d sire him a suitable heir?
 
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The saddest thing is I have known people in my daily life tell me "Trump makes us strong and feared!" By that logic, the average raging fatass at my Walmart is strong and feared
Only if said raging fatass drove around in a motor scooter.

Trump’s bruises and cankles? Nah, sit down you noisy lard ass. Motor scooter, especially one that beeps when it backs up? Watch out ya’ll that’s vehicular manslaughter waiting to happen!
 
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