💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[RussianParasite]

Booze.

It’s incredible. He sits (fatly) by himself in different bars around Milwaukee drinking all day, only to fly to another city on the other side of the continent so he can sit (fatly) and drink at a bar by himself all day.

 

[McMitch]

It’s incredible. He sits (fatly) by himself in different bars around Milwaukee drinking all day, only to fly to another city on the other side of the continent so he can sit (fatly) and drink at a bar by himself all day.

Do you think his mother-in-law covers his travel expenses the same way she covers his legal ones?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What is the point of Fatrick even going to literary cons.

If he stays home then “the idiots” “win.”

 

[Law]

Reminder that the average Fat Rick panel has more people on the panel than in the audience

This is probably late and gay of me, but the parts where Rick participates are actually really illuminating. When asked about book signings, he fatly complains about mega-popular Brandon Sanderson having a long line that cut in front of all the other author's tables at an event. Fellow author Erin points out that this would actually be a great opportunity to talk to the people in line, since she has that sigma grindset and seems to genuinely enjoy talking to book fans. When they're asked about writing for established IP, Erin and the other authors excitedly point out that it's an opportunity to hone your craft, while Rick fatly complains about working on other people's stories being too much work.

 

[Uncle Buck]

This is probably late and gay of me...he fatly complains...

You're only late in that you haven't already realized that everything done by FattyMelt is done fatly.

He isn't just fat in the way someone else may be "fat" in that they're slightly overweight; he's fat in the way that Orthodox Jews consider Moses not just to be "a prophet", but Prophecy personified. No matter that there may be persons who might literally be larger, per se, none of them are fatness made corporeal.

With the possible exception of Steven Asanti and James King, not even the majority of the soulless golems on Dr. Now's show wear fatness in the way of Fatprick S. Loblinson.

 

[AnOminous]

It doesn’t even fucking make sense though, he’s so retarded. “My heritage is not rodeo clowns, your heritage would’ve been better spent as a blow job”

For someone who fancies himself a writer he sure talks like a Down's syndrome retard.

 

[YouTube Autist]

Except you are not enjoying prion, child. Patrick said so.

Enjoy prison.

Damn it, you beat me to the punch.

I imagine if you were some Jew fucking around in the desert before the invention of tape/after sweat had ruined the stickiness and your Jew hat fell off that would probably be bad.

As far as I'm informed, the requirement for Jewish men to wear a kippah, as in a little cap you don't take off, arose in the Medieval era among Ashkenazi Jews. Before that, wearing a head covering was recognized as a sign of fear of God and mindfulness of God's presence among all different Jewish communities, but Ashkenazi rabbis were the first to make it mandatory and to specify that the head covering should be a small, brimless cap.

The impracticality of the kippah, which you point out, is in fact intentional. Because the hat is small and brimless, it can't shield you from rain, keep the sun out of your eyes, or protect you from being hit on the head. It signifies awareness of God's presence and a sense of reverence toward God, and serves no secular function whatever. It's like how you're not supposed to use the light of Shabbat or Hanukkah candles for things like reading. If you want to use candlelight for a secular purpose, you have to light another candle. Also, the kippah's design distinguishes it from non-Jewish headwear. (Later on, Christians mandated European Jews to wear pointy hats for the same purpose -- to distinguish Jews from Christians.)

As for how bald Jews managed to keep their kippahs from falling off before the invention of adhesive tape, I really don't know. Early kippahs were larger than modern kippahs, so perhaps at one point they were more akin to the woven caps you see modern Muslims wear. If a hat snugly covers enough of the head, it'll stay on naturally even if you are balding (and fat), e.g.



Anyway, this is why your life is over. Enjoy hatlessness.

she has that sigma grindset and seems to genuinely enjoy talking to book fans

Ugh, surely you're not suggesting that Patrick mingle with the hoi polloi, are you? They are mostly ignorant Republicans who drive around in pickup trucks. Ewww. A famous sophisticated author is above such things.

He isn't just fat in the way someone else may be "fat" in that they're slightly overweight; he's fat in the way that Orthodox Jews consider Moses not just to be "a prophet", but Prophecy personified. No matter that there may be persons who might literally be larger, per se, none of them are fatness made corporeal.

If we're going to compare Patrick to anyone in the Bible, let's compare him to Eglon.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

"People with ASPD often exhibit behavior that conflicts with social norms, leading to issues with interpersonal relationships, employment, and legal matters."
So in other words, Patrick.

He's not worthy.

 

[Entomologist]

If your mind is free, what happens to your body is unimportant. It's only clay, after all. I'm sure there's a good Marcus Aurelius quote, but I don't have the time to look for one this morning.

One must imagine Sisyphus happy, child. (He wouldn't be happy if he had to roll Rick up a hill instead of a boulder, but the Fates decided that would be too harsh of a punishment.)

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway, this is why your life is over. Enjoy hatlessness.

I like how both of them are looking at him like he's some kind of repulsive slug. The guy on the right is even actively leaning away from the fat fuck. Maybe because Fatty smells like a distillery and probably has fat fuck smell from grease in his fat rolls.

No matter that there may be persons who might literally be larger, per se, none of them are fatness made corporeal.

His fatness is an obesity of the soul, which is to say he's ontologically fat.

 

[McMitch]

For someone who fancies himself a writer he sure talks like a Down's syndrome retard.

You’d have an easier time making someone with Downs literate.

 

[Summer of George]

And how do you know all this about his daughter?

I'm a guidance counselor for the Portage School District, but during the summer break, I tend bar in Milwaukee and specialize in listening to fat losers drunkenly spilling their guts.

 

[Law]

“My heritage is not rodeo clowns, your heritage would’ve been better spent as a blow job”

It's incredible that two cows - Rick and Zinnia Jones - both have "mom cheated with a clown" bits.

I like how both of them are looking at him like he's some kind of repulsive slug. The guy on the right is even actively leaning away from the fat fuck.

The dude sitting to Rick's right gave him a joking pat on the shoulder when another author mentioned some fans being "crazy stalkers". I'm sure Fat has oinked to all and sundry about the worldwide cyber-terrorist-computer-gangster-god that's mercilessly gangstalking him because of his scintillating wit, best-selling books, and undefeated street fight record.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

I perceive I was "wrong in every single detail as always". There's no winning with fat Pat. Call it a "logical prison".

 

[Dean Pentel]

I perceive I was "wrong in every single detail as always". There's no winning with fat Pat. Call it a "logical prison".

One that you will enjoy, child. But only briefly, because you're wrong about something. The Pigstapo will be by shortly to kill you for this. Wait for the knock.

 

[BigPeanut]

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Why doesn't he take his hat off indoors?

Is this a europoor thing? No one in America under 75 years old cares about this.

he looks like a literal sped.

Because he is a fat 1.0 GPA retard sped and his hat looks like a tiny baby hat on his big fat blobulus fat retard head and his stupid 60 year old fat gay baby face.

 

[AnOminous]

Because he is a fat 1.0 GPA retard sped and his hat looks like a tiny baby hat on his big fat blobulus fat retard head and his stupid 60 year old fat gay baby face.

How does anyone in their fifth decade think that a backwards baseball hat is any way for an adult to dress?

Is this a europoor thing? No one in America under 75 years old cares about this.

Going to disagree on this one though. Western civilization is dying specifically because we have abandoned basic traditional standards of behavior and etiquette.

 

[BigPeanut]

Western civilization is dying specifically because we have abandoned basic traditional standards of behavior and etiquette.

I blame all the black people and Rick tomlinsonian types personally.

 

[AnOminous]

I blame all the black people and Rick tomlinsonian types personally.

And wearing hats indoors in decent establishments is behavior generally associated with those two demographics.

 

[BigPeanut]

And wearing hats indoors in decent establishments is behavior generally associated with those two demographics.

That is a great point, except the weird pedophile convention he went to is not a decent establishment.