🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[TheLastFrogger]

god if he is alive and makes a video owning the trolls I'll die laughing.

" I can't die toobz, Ozzy has a circle of protection around me. He came to me in a dream and he said fuck the trolls and fuck the sickos."

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

When going cross country, everything was nice and normal except for Wyoming, where three things happened:
1. The altitude caused my bag of chips to inflate and pop
2. Everyone looked noticeably dysgenic and creepy
3. My husband walked in on someone doing drugs in a gas station bathroom

There were some pretty cool looking factories and refineries on the snowy mountains though. Looked like final fantasy 7 in some places.

We get em in town regularly for certain events, they act as weird as they look.
I cannot tell you how many times I've been cut off driving by a wyoming plate, only to pull up next to their car at a light and see them staring at me like a horror movie.
It's fucking bizarre.

If you ever go again, people watch. They stare off into space like zombies. I'm sure a lot of it is drugs because what else are you gonna do there but dude.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

god if he is alive and makes a video owning the trolls I'll die laughing.

just pooring one back like "I own your lives!!" and I'll chuckle and say "yeah you got us this time"

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

how does @SeizureRobot5000 feel about this

edit:

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

I bit the bullet and called the casper PD and they referred me to the coroners office.
I'm gonna leave the number here. 307 235 9358

It don't look good.

Did you call the coroner yet

 

[Fishnumm]

his heart gave out toobz

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Did you call the coroner yet

I did but it's midnight and they aren't answering and there's no voicemailbox

 

[Mr. Bobby Brown]

He's up there with Ozzy now.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Did you call the coroner yet

i would hate to work at that coroner's office that day just to hear reddit faggots yell unfunny cobes memes

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

how does @SeizureRobot5000 feel about this

Probably lot too good you gay idiot

 

[SkanteWarrior]

rest easy, king

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The Pod Awful guy is live covering this right now. Not sure he's saying anything worth hearing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OCAPyVlh8Yc

Why would you give this parasite attention?

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Page 3000.
Cobes, we made it. Wish you were here to see it.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

his heart gave out toobz

His heart turned out to be more of a "weed friendly fedora" as opposed to the chad, durable, squashed, woven skull cowboy hat. Too small and too delicate for the boy to handle.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

This isn't how I wanted to hit 3000 pages toobz. Crashing into slumber just doesn't feel right tonight.
Praying to SkyGod that we'll all come back to "chillin" or "rant"

 

[Axiom.]

If this is true, R.I.P. to the greatest Lolcow of all-time, Joshua Faye Saunders.
307 til' I ride with a blunt in the sky.

 

[Ponzo]

I did but it's midnight and they aren't answering and there's no voicemailbox

It feels like something bad happened to your retarded little brother and you are too far away to do something

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

i would hate to work at that coroner's office that day just to hear reddit faggots yell unfunny cobes memes

I want to be roughly 200 miles from any lolcow or lolcow adjacent funerals.

 

[Paul-Denton]

The Pod Awful guy is live covering this right now. Not sure he's saying anything worth hearing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OCAPyVlh8Yc

I can only see this guy as some wannabe redbar whose biggest claim to fame was alogging ralph

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Why would you give this parasite attention?

I don't really know who he is. I just know him from that "what Kino Casino sounds like to normal people" video.