DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

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  • No

    Votos: 3 1.4%
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He's sinking to new lows of begging right now... He's just sitting there furiously giving one word answers to people and yelling that he wants a superchat, membership, and tip... It feels like being at a strip club or in a cam girl's chat, very aggressive demanding tokens.
 
Whaler dijo:
He honestly should just give up gaming and become a story time Youtuber since he seems to enjoy telling made up stores about everything all the time.
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Phil has tried all types of lazy content he could do while checking chat constantly for money. Politics, drama, reactions, food, play with toys... Onlyfans is about the only thing left. He already stalls his talking segments to ridiculous levels and can't come close to filling enough time. Games are necessary.
 
Burl McMillan dijo:
Someone really really needs to convince Phil to get hooked on some type of hard drug and stream gamba. It's the penultimate content genre for him.
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Imagine him yelling at the dents he'll smoke a rock for every $100 and the crash out begs he'd unleash when the money stopped. Or even better the street version of DSP tries it where he gets a new drug to try and we can see if any mouth drooling dealers will slip him some fent to OD on.
 
Hamburger Detractor dijo:
Imagine him yelling at the dents he'll smoke a rock for every $100 and the crash out begs he'd unleash when the money stopped. Or even better the street version of DSP tries it where he gets a new drug to try and we can see if any mouth drooling dealers will slip him some fent to OD on.
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I would seriously consider tipping him if he floated the idea of a DSP Tries It: Meth. His general retardation would ensure he'd OD in about 5 minutes because he'd do the whole bag in one go instead of actually measuring things out, or he'd Karen out on the dealer and get shot.
 
I asked google's Gemini to write up a job posting for Burnell enterprises and It did not dissapoint :story:

Ai learning so well ngl.

Now Hiring: Dedicated Community Contributor (Dent) for Burnell Enterprises​


Location: Remote (from your own home)

Compensation: Competitive (for Phil, not for you)

Burnell Enterprises, a global leader in professional-grade online entertainment, is seeking a highly motivated and dedicated Community Contributor, affectionately known as a "Dent." In this pivotal role, you will be a cornerstone of our daily operations, directly fueling the content that our loyal audience has come to cherish.

Key Responsibilities​

  • Daily Donations: Provide consistent, daily financial contributions to support the CEO's artistic vision and lifestyle. The suggested starting amount is between $5 and $100.
  • Active Engagement: Monitor and respond to the live stream chat, ensuring positive feedback and praise for the CEO.
  • Content Support: Financially sponsor the acquisition of new "fast food" content, including but not limited to, cheeseburgers, tacos, and various soft drinks.
  • Emotional Resilience: Be prepared for and accept frequent verbal reprimands and berating for failing to meet daily donation quotas.

Required Skills & Qualifications​

  • A consistent, reliable source of disposable income.
  • Exceptional tolerance for being blamed and shamed for all of the CEO's problems.
  • Deep understanding and acceptance of the fact that your contributions will never be enough.
  • A strong, unwavering belief that a grown man eating fast food is high-quality entertainment.
  • The ability to overlook all forms of hypocrisy and self-serving behavior.

Benefits​

  • Access to Premium Content: Enjoy the exclusive experience of watching the CEO eat and complain about his food in real-time.
  • Recognition: Your name may be shouted out on stream, albeit typically in a negative context.
  • Job Security: So long as you keep giving money, your position is secure.
  • Unlimited Growth Potential: The opportunity to move up the ladder to "Top Dent" by donating even more.
Disclaimer: This is a non-traditional employment opportunity. Burnell Enterprises reserves the right to terminate your "position" at any time for not meeting donation standards or for asking too many questions. Burnell Enterprises is an equal opportunity employer, so long as you're willing to give us money.
 
Telemeter dijo:
Seriously, PPP and Warski should reach out to her, offer her like $10,000, raise the funds if necessary.
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The thing is, what could Leanna possibly say that has any impact? Phil would obviously deny it all as he always does, and unless Leanna plans on being active 24/7, whatever she claims would get drowned by the endless coping sessions.
Even if she was to confirm that she was still underage when Phil was already talking about them moving together, without any receipts it's just a claim, and if she was to come forward with that, she'd get swarmed by the peanut gallery and people like Keemstar wanting a piece of the clout. All that just to confirm but not really something wouldn't have the impact people think.

And whatever stories she could bring up (if she remembers any by now) would be sort of a "oh yeah, we knew/not surprising" so there's really nothing for her in it.

It's not like confirming how Kat emasculated Phil for being a fucking idiot and doing the interview with Steve Cambian because that directly pokes into his "happily married" narrative. He already painted Leanna as a neurotic girl who mistreated him, even though there's years of evidence showing how much of an asshole he always was, so that would only add to his victim narrative.

If anything, what would really hurt Phil is if Kino Casino got in touch with John Rambo and he confirmed just how much of a piece of shit friend Phil always was and how he's lost all hope in him as a person. That would actually hurt him because, unlike Leanna, Phil does have actual strong feelings for Rambo, in a deeply closeted homosexual way. Leanna is just some tramp, but Rambo? That will always be Phil's one true love.

Beverly Sutphin dijo:
Phil truly needs to just take more time offline. A week isn't long enough. Deadass, take more time offline and actually go do shit, Phil.
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Pretty sure that idea was already debunked with the last week-long break. Phil came back even worse, like he didn't feel refreshed or anything, he just went straight into ranting about suing detractors like some anime villain.
 
Leanna likely also feels grateful towards Phil, because he got her away from her family and into a new location she desperately wanted to be in. AFAIK, she has stayed in the Seattle area since leaving Phil. Leanna is definitely the type that would have badmouthed Phil if she felt it was warranted. I think people would be very disappointed with her interview.

Besides, it's best to let Leanna live her own life and move on. I hope she's grown up and stopped being the awful wench she was with Phil.
 
Why yes, Phil. You do look like you’re asking for a punch in your face.
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Telemeter dijo:
Seriously, PPP and Warski should reach out to her, offer her like $10,000, raise the funds if necessary.
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I've had something on my mind these last few days. You will never see more pussy footing than when it comes to detractors regarding Panda Lee. Simultaneously they'll go:
"She's doing alright. Let her be. Don't reach out to her she's escaped the Snortex."
Also Detractors
"I bet she'd have a lot to say huh? She probably has all the dirty details you need on Phil. That interview would be aces."

Like if you're gonna do something then do it. We're reaching the point where there's no real point in talking to her for it's been nearly a decade. She's probably forgotten most of the shit you'd want to hear. The time to reach out was the second she moved out. Don't know where the "she should be left alone" thought came from. Its honestly weird as fuck that no one tried.
 
Moar Krabs dijo:
Phils not at the point where hes breaking doors and keyboards just yet
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That's because Phil is not on crack, has the body of a 62 year old, and has low testosterone.

Shuma-Gorath dijo:
The thing is, what could Leanna possibly say that has any impact? Phil would obviously deny it all as he always does, and unless Leanna plans on being active 24/7, whatever she claims would get drowned by the endless coping sessions.
Even if she was to confirm that she was still underage when Phil was already talking about them moving together, without any receipts it's just a claim, and if she was to come forward with that, she'd get swarmed by the peanut gallery and people like Keemstar wanting a piece of the clout. All that just to confirm but not really something wouldn't have the impact people think.
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Duh, of course Phil would deny anything and everything, then would also confirm most of it in the next sentence, then he would retcon it in the one after that.

It's not about Phil does, he's going to lie, play victim, and use it to beg for money. Its about the gossip.

I and everyone here would absolutely love to hear first hand what it's like to live with an actual alien.
 
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