Science Bill Nye: Hey boys, you should try getting assfucked, it's scientific evolution - Also you're gender is fluid, have fun with it. SCIENCE!

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So he's got a new TV show aimed at teenagers to teach them about science. This is what he said was "Exactly the right message" to teach young people today.


Yep, he decided that science is shit like

"Power bottom or power top, Versatile love may have some butt stuff. It's evolution, ain't nothing new",
"Give someone new a handy, Then give yourself props",
"Sexuality is a spectrum, Everyone is on it. Even you might like it if you sit up on it"

and even worse
"Damn skippy, home slice"​

is the kind of science you need to teach teenagers in current year.


This world of ours is full of choice
But must I choose between only John or Joyce?
Are my options only hard or moist?

My vagina has its own voice
Not vocal cords, a metaphorical voice
Sometimes I do a voice for my vagina
Please don't tell me I'm the only one who does that

'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or

Power bottom or power top
Versatile love may have some butt stuff
It's evolution, ain't nothing new

There's nothing taboo about a sex stew
Just add salt or Gerard Depardieu
French treasure

'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or

If they're alive I'll date 'em
Channing or Jenna Tatum
I'm down for anything
Don't box in my box

Give someone new a handy
Then give yourself props
(Male voice: Oh you think you're so smart, did you learn gay in college?)
Chill with all of that while I drop some knowledge

Sexuality's a spectrum
Everyone is on it
Even you might like it if you sit up on it
Drag queen, drag king, just do what feels right

You're tall pansexual, flirty wood sprite
Who enjoys a fleshlight in the cold moonlight?
(Male voice: With a sad clown Skyping via satellite?)

Damn skippy, home slice,
Sing it with me all night
Sex how you want it, it's your goddamn right

'Cause my sex junk is so oh, oh, oh
Much more than either or, or, or

Get off your soapbox
Get off your soapbox
My sex junk's better than bagels with lox
With lots of schmear
 
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CWCissey dijo:
Hang on. 'Gerard Depardieu, French treasure'?

Didn't he renounce his citizenship and become Russian?
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Depardieu was a male escort, a grave robber, is a massive alcoholic and douchebag who played roles in blackface. He supported Trump, hates socialism, loves Putin, doesn't think Marine Le Pen is terrible, spent last summer fucking her daughter Marion.

Oh and admitted to being a serial rapist as a teenager but those women all wanted to be raped.

So fucking lmao
 
The Great Chandler dijo:
When did the whole SJW stuff take a major leap? The early 2010s?
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I'd say 2011 was the year where the festering tumblr shitpile had reached critical mass and all of its buzzwords were creeping outside of their containment sites. By 2013 fucking everyone knew about it, and anti SJW sentiment (basically an immune response) started to spread to the point where "SJW" was now a thing to be ridiculed.

It doesn't help that the "I can't say no to my kids" generation were also now old enough to fill management/leadership positions across the world.
 
I read Bill Nye's biography when I was in middle school. It was called Flowers for Algernon.
 
They might as well have screened YTPs based on his show. More scientifically accurate and better sexual humor.
 
I watched some of the episodes and wasn't impressed. I really hate being preached to by sanctimonious leftist demagogues even on issues I agree with them; they profusely make arguments to authority (which aren't arguments) abound as well as subjective arguments many times. His new show is indoctrination, which really disappoints me that Bill Nye would take up the banner of ideological bullshit.
 
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Well things have escalated quickly :surprised:

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This shit makes me miss Mr rogers more than ever. That guy wasn't a scientist neither had a science show, but his talks were the most real and sincere and all done by him and him alone. And he fought for public educational tv, and I'm at least glad he didn't have to see it decay like this.

It does not suprise me that Bill Nye went full tard, the guy is buddy-buddy with Neil "Star Wars is not scientifically accurate" Degrasse Tyson after all.

Internet War Criminal dijo:
Depardieu was a male escort, a grave robber, is a massive alcoholic and douchebag who played roles in blackface. He supported Trump, hates socialism, loves Putin, doesn't think Marine Le Pen is terrible, spent last summer fucking her daughter Marion.

Oh and admitted to being a serial rapist as a teenager but those women all wanted to be raped.

So fucking lmao
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Add tax evasions shenaningans for a perfect frame.
Depardieu had a terrible reputation in all west europe since the late 90s, you'd think with internet and all it'd be know in America too
 
Huitzilopochtli dijo:
So, why hasn't anyone very loudly and vocally stated that they seem to be conflating sexual preference with gender?
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People have tried but they get drowned out by the pulsing beats of DJ Seahorse and a chorus of "HOW DARE YOU SULLY OUR FEELS WITH YOUR LOGIC AND COMMON SENSE YOU SHITLORD!"
 
Yaoi Huntress Earth dijo:
This makes me appreciate Beakman a lot more. He's still doing his thing and while he's gay, he doesn't make it a social justice issue. The weirdest thing he did was get invited as a guest of honor at a furry convention (probably not in a fursuit).
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I don't think it was Beakman who was invited as a guest of honor, but the person who wore the rat costume. Can't remember his name, but I remember when the convention announced their guests of honor.
 
The Nothingness dijo:
Well things have escalated quickly :surprised:

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Secret Asshole dijo:
Nye himself is nostalgic but he is a failure at understanding or explaining science. I watched a clip and he advocates for putting population controls in developed countries because of human carbon footprint. Guess what? Most of the developed world has negative or neutral population growth that is only positive through immigration.
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Is this heading in the direction I think it is?
 
The Nothingness dijo:
Well things have escalated quickly :surprised:

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Punish the countries with stagnant or declining populations, largely post-industrial economies and high standards of living that are already a minority in the world. Don't punish Africa, South America or Asia. That is racist.

Who's going to make the Bill Nye lolcow thread?
 
Munchingonfish dijo:
Punish the countries with stagnant or declining populations, largely post-industrial economies and high standards of living that are already a minority in the world. Don't punish Africa, South America or Asia. That is racist.

Who's going to make the Bill Nye lolcow thread?
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It's on the Multimedia board.
 
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