💬 Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

That vaguely Ron Jeremy looking poon I can STILL clock as a woman. That pooner waist, lol.
That particular one has the exact build and hairstyle of my 11th grade English teacher (lol) They're all insta-clockable in their own ways, though.

At this point I derive positive enjoyment from the thought of these women getting blocked and shot down left and right.
 
Everyone ready for some more dooooods?
“Deniz” looks like Tony Reed, if he was actually a girl.

Also, peep those two gigantic ogrehons behind the absolute, tiny woman that is “Ftm ⬇️.” Really puts into perspective how inescapable your biology is.
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I’d assume that a pooner has decent chances of finding a guy willing to put up with: “Of course I see you as a man. Now suck my dick bi-eh-buddy!”
Sadly, I was one of those guys (Post #12,134 in the Ls thread).


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How the fuck do you get a snail trail this thick and still have no hair on your face?? It looks fucking awful. :cryblood:
Eh…she’s got a slight peppering of gentle wispies under her chin.

I know I’m not breaking new ground here, but the massive, wide, childbearing hips on these girls is making me guffaw like a tard- as I scroll, I’m literally yelling “HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS” like Sutherland’s scream at the end of 1978’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers whenever I come across a new image.
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How these girls think that they can pass as men with those things will never fail to amuse me lol.
 
I finally looked through all 37 pages of this. I gotta say I found a few common themes:

1) They all have a messy room. I don't need you to have an aesthetically pleasing room with minimalist furniture, but there's clothes on the floor and bowls of food scattered around. Yuck (major sign of mental illness already)

2) They don't drive (unemployed, retarded, "gays can't drive!" - a little joke among the queers which is just a massive cope; it's not because you're gay it's because you're stupid and lazy)

3) They can't host (because they live with their parents aka unemployed)

In summation: unemployed losers who have nothing better to do so they live in their own heads too much. TikTok-induced schizophrenia.
 
I finally looked through all 37 pages of this. I gotta say I found a few common themes:
Don't forget half of them seem to have like 500 little ailments. Joint problems, hurting their ankles while walking, constantly dropping things. Sometimes when I read these stories I wonder if I'm actually laughing at a girl with multiple disabilities.
 
I only have a single dood to show the class this time, and then only because the new feature pushed her in my face
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I only have a single dood to show the class this time, and then only because the new feature pushed her in my face
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MY TAGS
condomsonly, hands, safersex, cruising, videochat, public, watching, trans, t4t, bi
ABOUT ME
Trans masc looking for a dick to play with. Condoms only.
Holy shit lmfao she literally just looks like a normal woman in that last picture. All those roids and surgery do NOTHING.
 
Holy shit lmfao she literally just looks like a normal woman in that last picture. All those roids and surgery do NOTHING.
Sometimes I struggle more to clock a troon or pooner than others. If they have the right angle+filter+makeup it can be tricky for me to recognize one. But every time, as soon as they're caught at an unflattering angle, it is extremely obvious.
 
Holy shit lmfao she literally just looks like a normal woman in that last picture. All those roids and surgery do NOTHING.
No matter how hard pooners try to look like men, they best that many can do is just look like a lesbian. The pube beards do marginally help, though. Emphasis on marginally.
 
This thread makes me think that there are a lot of low T men in general these days, if all you have to do is dump a bunch into your female body to look like a fat, depressed nerd then there must be a correlation.
I honestly thought the days of the fedora wearing, socially oblivious neck beard were behind us until the pooners took that banner and ran with it. I’m sure those guys are still stinking up their parents basement but your average comic/reccord shop is more likely to have the facsimile running around than them. The underlying factor is that fat holds estrogen, so fatties tend to be slightly more androgynous (and not in the David Bowie way)
 
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It’s like these these women are deliberately trying to be as ugly as possible in every way. Everything they can change, they make as ugly as possible. Shit hair, wispy bum fluff facial hair every male would shave off, clothes that look like a toddler ran riot in a thrift store, fat and unkempt, ugly tattoos…the list goes on.

Do they really think this is what ‘being a man’ is?
 
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