Why doesn't every state do the same?
Alabama - Fat and smells.
Alaska - Nigger cities. Bad weather. Expensive.
Arizona - Hot. Everyone is miserable.
Arkansas - Fat and smells.
California - Worst of the worst.
Colorado - Expensive boomer lib fag town.
Connecticut - Expensive. Slowly being niggered.
Delaware - Dela-what? Nothing there. Niggers.
Florida - YEEEEEEHAAAW (gets meth AIDS)
Georgia - Niggers. Obese. Pancakes for dinner.
Hawaii - Expensive and obese. Locals gay.
Idaho - Nothing there. Boise getting niggered.
Illinois - Mega nigger. Farmers depressed.
Indiana - Hey, that guy stole all my meth!!
Iowa - Nothing there. Big gay fans.
Kansas - YEEEEEHUUURRR (gets meth aids)
Kentucky - Fat naked man at gas station rapes u.
Louisiana - Second fattest state. Toilet optional.
Maine - Rich liberals suck tranny cock here.
Maryland - See Maine except add mega-niggers.
Massachusetts - Expensive. Getting niggered.
Michigan - Imagine Illinois but more gay.
Minnesota - White retards sucking Somalians.
Mississippi - Fattest land on earth. Smells.
Missouri - Ugly mutants pretend to be human.
Montana - “Howdy! Want some meth?”
Nebraska - “Howdy! Want some sodomy?”
Nevada - depressing gay state dying.
New Hampshire - expensive and filled with alogs
New Jersey - Fat wops eat garbage.
New Mexico - Rape town USA
New York - Expensive, Niggers, and libs!
North Carolina - Stupid laws and stupid people.
North Dakota - *tumbleweed kills itself*
Ohio - Brap town, filled with fat morons.
Oklahoma - See Ohio but make it more fat.
Oregon - Portland AIDS sweep the state.
Pennsylvania - You can’t afford it. Libs.
Rhode Island - “Let’s be like Maine but poor!”
South Carolina - Sssshhhheeeeet bix mood
South Dakota - Help, I’m trapped in a void!
Tennessee - Fake southern faggots eat ass.
Texas - Big, Bold, and retarded.
Utah - Gay pussy town full of Mormons (eww)
Vermont - “Good day, brother. Want some meth?”
Virginia - AHHHH *shoots gun into penis*
Washington - Crime nigger hole.
West Virgina - Nothing but sodomy and sad.
Wisconsin - Fat retard libs who smell like brats.
Wyoming - a slightly nicer North Dakota.