DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

I'm bored and watching a TIHYDP of Cuphead and listen to this rant.

"Games got dumbed down cause wireless controllers drop inputs."
-Mr. Yellow Paint

 

[Twrx]

I've got some serious morbid curiosity going on here and I need to hear his shit pronunciations and attempts to claim Italian culture.

He'll talk about how only eye-tal-ns in Connecticut know how to make pizza and spaghetti. And how they put a pound of sugar in their sauces

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I hope that he gets all the 'support' he needs to keep crawling along in life, sinking to new and undiscovered lows, utterly miserable with his lot until he finally dies on stream. Not from a heart attack or through stroking out, but from senescence.
Just his body actually giving up from old age.

That'll be a stream to remember.

Fuck that boring shit he's not worth another 20+ years of anyone's time investment to see that through. I'd rather see Kat launch into a full-on psychotic break and barge in on streams to humiliate him over and over again until he finally tries to get physical with her to put her back in her hole. After she overpowers him she beats him to death with the Tekken trophy he won at the mall.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This will be a shit show, he'll play pretend he knows about life as an Italian in Italy

Someone will have to do a counter for all of the times he mispronounces Italian words, or translates them incorrectly.

 

[Beggamania]

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Haircut is fine, maybe a bit generic. That mustache needs to go though

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I know it's retarded to be mad about cows but fuck. It really hammers home how unjust this world is when someone like DSP can outlive so many people so comfortably and waste every opportunity given to him in life that others would have killed to have. My boy @Cats passed recently and he fucking hated DSP, it was him showing me this thread that got me to start reading KF, and it stings that DSP outlived him. What a waste of oxygen.

 

[RougeRed]

I know it's retarded to be mad about cows but fuck. It really hammers home how unjust this world is when someone like DSP can outlive so many people so comfortably and waste every opportunity given to him in life that others would have killed to have. My boy @Cats passed recently and he fucking hated DSP, it was him showing me this thread that got me to start reading KF, and it stings that DSP outlived him. What a waste of oxygen.

1. Yes, everyone who frequents this thread is very aware of how mad you get and how much you genuinely hate DSP.
2. The people who DSP outlives still had significantly better lives, friends, family, and won't be remembered for jerking off on stream, so fuck it.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

I know it's retarded to be mad about cows but fuck. It really hammers home how unjust this world is when someone like DSP can outlive so many people so comfortably and waste every opportunity given to him in life that others would have killed to have. My boy @Cats passed recently and he fucking hated DSP, it was him showing me this thread that got me to start reading KF, and it stings that DSP outlived him. What a waste of oxygen.

Quality over quantity, friend.

 

[Lord_Point]

Is Phillip not playing Mafia Old Country? I can't remember what his reaction was when the trailer came out but it seems on brand for him to play it.

Oh please god let him play the Mafia style game Mafia Old Country.

I fucking cant wait for him to pause the game every 10 minutes and incorrectly explain how REAL BAMBOOMBINIES only eat RAG-HUH?-TOON-EHY on Sundays because of the pope or something.

 

[Iron Hamster]

midlife crisis

'crysis' in this case

Todays Phail in Photo:

 

[Digger10]

A more banal example but this is what he does whenever he talks about a playthrough of his from the past, he always makes sure to say that he's mastered the game, that he beat most of the bosses on the first try/was in the top 1% of players if it's a multiplayer game, that people were in awe of how effortless he made everything look. He even says this for the games he's ragequit.

Phil's always overstated his skill at video games, but claiming that winning one race out of several dozen in "Mario Kart World" means that he's mastered the game is excessive even by his standards.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

When was the last time da king of retro gaming played a retro game? Maybe the begaman begathon numbed my brain, but I can't remember the last time Phail played anything but dlc and newer games.

FWIW, I don't think he was as drunk as he acted yesterday.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

FWIW, I don't think he was as drunk as he acted yesterday.

Judging from his clown mode antics, you're probably right.

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Why is this whole Phil vs LTG thing all "he's gay this, he's gay that" like it's some kind of insult? I thought DSP was an ally?

 

[Corpun]

I don't know what this is but it has Phil's face plastered on it. He should sue dood!

https://changandthecircus.bandcamp.com/track/porn-feel-of-the-velvet-bull

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Why is this whole Phil vs LTG thing all "he's gay this, he's gay that" like it's some kind of insult? I thought DSP was an ally?

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You gotta love how it's not even "LTG is gay for me" but just "LTG is gay", that's the insult. Truly matured, not like 35 y/o Phil who was just a kid.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

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I don't know what this is but it has Phil's face plastered on it. He should sue dood!

https://changandthecircus.bandcamp.com/track/porn-feel-of-the-velvet-bull

This maybe the greatest album cover of all time

 

[Elite Kipchak]

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I don't know what this is but it has Phil's face plastered on it. He should sue dood!

https://changandthecircus.bandcamp.com/track/porn-feel-of-the-velvet-bull

this is the worst song i've ever heard i love it

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Oh please god let him play the Mafia style game Mafia Old Country.

I fucking cant wait for him to pause the game every 10 minutes and incorrectly explain how REAL BAMBOOMBINIES only eat RAG-HUH?-TOON-EHY on Sundays because of the pope or something.

Not only that, but he'll probably do the Mario accent all stream long.

Of course he'll say it's okay cause he's "Italian" despite only having 15% Italian blood and not speaking Italian...

 

[DerelictOnion]

Fuck that boring shit he's not worth another 20+ years of anyone's time investment to see that through. I'd rather see Kat launch into a full-on psychotic break and barge in on streams to humiliate him over and over again until he finally tries to get physical with her to put her back in her hole. After she overpowers him she beats him to death with the Tekken trophy he won at the mall.

Back in her LANE you mean