DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DicksuckingSydePhil has found another to clout chase. You'll never guess the time he sent this.

 

[Elbe]

Paying Phil's mortgage to own the trolls is a hell of a thing, Ryan.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

DicksuckingSydePhil has found another to clout chase. You'll never guess the time he sent this.

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Please let Billy interview DSP that would be so fucking funny.

 

[Balr0g]

Yeah DM me and don't publicly humiliate me. Jesus Phil, the Cloud chasing is off the charts

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Paying Phil's mortgage to own the trolls is a hell of a thing, Ryan.

Phil doesn't pay his mortgage. DEBUNKED!

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Cope and seethe.

Ryan is a lonely, attention-starved loser. What is there to cope about? Besides, he is the only sucker losing money on this. I didn't lose a dime

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

What is this, the third time he played all the Megaman games?

It's not even all the megaman games, he's only playing the NES ones.

Megaman X and legends don't exists in his mind... It's just really weird why he didn't at least try new games he's never done in the series.

 

[Switch Mongo]

He looked bored out of his mind the whole time.
You know, it might actually help if he actually played new games instead of replaying the same fucking shit over and over again. What is this, the third time he played all the Megaman games?

Who knows, He’s the king of retro games too, yeah right piggy. You can tell he has put in the work when he plays Tony hawk and his fingers hurt. How Phil got any pussy at all in his pathetic life is beyond me. I guess when you look at his track record it makes sense but I digress… Dood

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Well, at the very least he's going to get another coom shot out of your post.

He is going to bed alone tonight, just like every night in his entire life. No one will ever touch him. And no friends will hang out with him when he wakes. He is Phil’s sad bitch and that is all he will ever be.

He doesn't coom to detractors coping. He cooms to furries and other degeneste shit. He is a dent, after all.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I wish we could have some kind of Cerebro super computer like X-Men where we'd be able to locate and observe all these dents in the moments where they lose their job (or more accurately SSI gets cut off) or some kind of emergency comes up where they need 10s of thousands of dollars to cover it. Even better if it's a family member in trouble that asks them for money and they have to explain they can't because they gave $1500 to a 43 year old man to eat a Happy Meal and tell him how it tastes. I want to see the realization slowly set in as they think about all the money they gave to some fat, ungrateful Pollack on the internet and how it could have helped themselves or their families instead. Thanks for the money, stupid fucks!

 

[Switch Mongo]

That's really generous of LTG to give Phil a gymbro way of getting a set out of LTG with the 315 squat/bench option. Since Phil was a bodybuilder, I'm sure he could pull it off if he tried (off camera, naturally nudnik!)

All I wanna know is will he squat it below parallel though? Shoutout idubbz the failure.

I think Phil could pull it off either that or his legs would just rip in half like paper. Lol

 

[BallsGuevara]

Anyone else find that Phil has been extra insufferable since the kino casino saga?

 

[Beggamania]

Ngl, Based DSP for scamming the dents. They deserve it.

The only one more audacious example of such scamming that I can think of is Keemstar with 500 member goal to "get Wings back" before even TALKING to that stubborn Conway dork. Who in theirs mind not got immediately that Wings gonna say "No" and that'd be the end of it??

 

[GodModule]

Anyone else find that Phil has been extra insufferable since the kino casino saga?

Well he admitted to a ton of scummy shit and is still being supported by his dents so I think in his mind he thinks he can get away with anything now. Also I think he's finally accepted that he's never going to be a big youtuber. He's supported by a couple of mentally retarded people who he hates, which hurts him to his core

 

[BallsGuevara]

Well he admitted to a ton of scummy shit and is still being supported by his dents so I think in his mind he thinks he can get away with anything now. Also I think he's finally accepted that he's never going to be a big youtuber. He's supported by a couple of mentally retarded people who he hates, which hurts him to his core

That's definitely part of it. He also doesn't even pretend to give a fuck about anything he's playing, though that's been largely true for a while.

I think I just have rose tinted glasses for the early days of DSP hate watching. The SoK saga, the escort saga, etc

 

[Switch Mongo]

literally mouth drooler tier.

Maybe I’m late and gay here but i think Phil originally wanted to say mouth breather when he started saying mouth drooler at least that’s the insult (mouth breathers) drooler is actually a lot funnier especially when that’s literally his fan base. A bunch of stupid idiot dunces

 

[strandedcastaway]

Friendly reminder that 50% (massively generous estimation) of Phil's money comes from genuine, sincere fans looking to help him out. The rest is a mixture of obvious troll tips trying to clip farm him and the 4D chess, grand scheme, Machiavellian, ironic anti dentractor brigade, who give him hundreds of dollars to see people get worked up over it on here every time he hits the tips goal or a marathon.

The more you sit around acting astonished that people pay Phil to play games terribly the longer it will continue.

As far as the last sentence, it's more being astonished that people pay Phil to call them idiots, pieces of shit, deadbeats for not tipping him, etc. Absolutely nothing to do with gameplay, but he treats the people who pay his bills like absolute garbage. Which I guess they are, and they like it, but it's twisted so we look at it like a car crash.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

People got to remember that most the money was donated from the usual suspects.

NDO gave $250
LisaLou/OIC $100 minimal
Thomill (unknown person who has 0 chat history) $150

That's literally half the money between 2/3 people.

https://kick.com/api/v2/channels/Infinite177

The site for Kick APIs shows the account creation date is like a full year before the Kino Arc even started (6/24/23 vs idk, like mid August?). I suppose it's possible that OIC prepped this shit way far in advance or that they sell Kick accounts?

But I'd put my money more on some random dentheaded individual who found DSP on the front page recently because or Dmitri from Kick or w/e the fuck his name is TBH, since DSP does actually somehow manage to gain a very small handful of new fans each year.

Welp, that's going into the tool folder.

I don't think this is a front page guy. How many people see a streamer on the front page, subscribe for 4 months without saying anything, then start talking in chat and dumping $150 bucks in 3 days while saying stuff like this? It's a fucking dentractor sock.

 

[TheTractor]

This was done earlier this week but his face during the marathon was COOKED.

Look at how symmetrical our pretty boy is.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Faking being drunk so some idiot gives 150 to try to get a repeat of that Christmas marathon is smart. Imagine getting outsmarted by dsp