DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

Phils mind is occupied by self-fabricated delusions.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil should challenge iDubbbz to a best meal from a retarded wife competition:

 

[RougeRed]

You know the penultimate excuse why that won't happen, trolls will hack the leader-board to report the stream to be taken down for posting something offensive.

This is fake? Otherwise, she's dead, July 12th. (Derich Ip comments on this one, kind of kino. I'm not sold on the robust authentic style notice of this, just sharing what is out there with a search.)

Yes, that is fake. Look at that URL. It's not a real news site.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

His favorite porn star, according to Phil himself, was/is Mandingo.

He used to post pictures of black pornstars on his forum and had folders full. There are pictures in this thread somewhere.

There's also the story that when I think back in the FGC days, they caught Phil watching interracial porn and he was a known aficionado.

 

[neger psykolog]

There's also the story that when I think back in the FGC days, they caught Phil watching interracial porn and he was a known aficionado.

No you're mistaken, he was just looking at Derish's twitter feed. I've done the same thing myself once or twice before, it's nothing to be ashamed about.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

No you're mistaken, he was just looking at Derish's twitter feed. I've done the same thing myself once or twice before, it's nothing to be ashamed about.

Phil tagging every porn star in existence with positive comments would be an improvement.

 

[Balr0g]

Reading comments on Phil's tweet is funny af

 

[Stein Eleven]

Phil is absolutely pathetic at shit talking. LTG is a piece of shit but he is running laps around him and all he has to say in return is 'heh pretty gay dude I am happily married'. He trash talks like a fucking high schooler. He has exactly two weapons in his arsenal: the "I know you are but what am I?" (like with the ProJared and Destiny "comeback" tweets) and calling the other guy gay. The latter would be based but of course Phil manages to do it in the most faggy way possible thereby rendering it completely ineffective.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is absolutely pathetic at shit talking. LTG is a piece of shit but he is running laps around him and all he has to say in return is 'heh pretty gay dude I am happily married'. He trash talks like a fucking high schooler. He has exactly two weapons in his arsenal: the "I know you are but what am I?" (like with the ProJared and Destiny "comeback" tweets) and calling the other guy gay. The latter would be based but of course Phil manages to do it in the most faggy way possible thereby rendering it completely ineffective.

One has to wonder if Phil is taking the “cowardly heel” type from his wrestling for this clout chasing, but in typical Phil fashion, fucks it up royally to the point that no one buys it?

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil is absolutely pathetic at shit talking. LTG is a piece of shit but he is running laps around him and all he has to say in return is 'heh pretty gay dude I am happily married'. He trash talks like a fucking high schooler. He has exactly two weapons in his arsenal: the "I know you are but what am I?" (like with the ProJared and Destiny "comeback" tweets) and calling the other guy gay. The latter would be based but of course Phil manages to do it in the most faggy way possible thereby rendering it completely ineffective.

LTG actually impregnated a woman and actually had a child/"family"

Jasper kitty and Phil's son Derish in absolute shambles while Khet is downstairs crying right now

 

[Free Jasper]

Phil, he’s murdering you. Call him a nigger. It’s the only way you’ll win this.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil, he’s murdering you. Call him a nigger. It’s the only way you’ll win this.

yeah, I'm in agreement with this poster, Phil you really need the big dogs for this argument. Call him a nigger and we'll all have respect for you here from the k-farms.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Just when you think he can't get more pathetic, he gin tweets about LTG again. He's probably watching all of LTGs BBC stories and whacking off to them. This pigga is mentally dominated by LTG. The pignotizer has become the pignosised.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I kind of understood it when Phil was trying to use LTG for his stupid EVO competitor, but now you just look like a bitter faggot, Phil.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So this will be a regular weekly thing now? The fucking faggot will do twitter suckerpunches at 3am LTG's time on his dayawfftm and wear a hole in his phones screen swiping refresh waiting for some sort reply?

 

[Phil the Salesman]

The clock struck midnight in Renton and Phail had to make another tweet about the man he is sexually obsessed with and brought up his fat beard. Also, how is it gay to have another man as a roommate? Is Phail telling on himself? Would he not be able to repress his gay urges if he had a male roommate? Really makes ya think.

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Phil you’re married to a fat fucking bitch, let’s be real. The only presses going on in the Burnell household are Kat pressing her third DoorDash for the day down her fucking gullet.

SHE’S FAT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Comma]

EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT:

EDIT: Oh great, he is going to let the stream revolve completely around his lights possibly turning off during the stream. You know, the shitty lights literally no one - including actually mentally handicapped, unironic fans like Jayde - gives a single fuck about.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Phil is absolutely pathetic at shit talking. LTG is a piece of shit but he is running laps around him and all he has to say in return is 'heh pretty gay dude I am happily married'. He trash talks like a fucking high schooler. He has exactly two weapons in his arsenal: the "I know you are but what am I?" (like with the ProJared and Destiny "comeback" tweets) and calling the other guy gay. The latter would be based but of course Phil manages to do it in the most faggy way possible thereby rendering it completely ineffective.

Phil tries SO hard to shit talk, but Christ on a cracker, he comes off as this wanna be edgy pre-teen that just learned the combination of "motherfucker", "bitch", and "cocksuker." Like, c'mon. All Phil knows is scat humor and being a fucking idiot, who claims he's the smartest man in the room.

Also, him saying "Duh, I'm married, dood. Checkmate, bitch." Phil clearly never heard of this thing gay men used to have called "beards". Since I know Phil will see this, hi Phi, someone as gay as Elton John was once married to a woman. I know, shock. Hell, actors like Rock Hudson - if you didn't know who that was, ask your dad, he'll know - he was married and had women throwing themselves pussy first at him, but dude loved the cock and definitely spent a LOT of time with his male "roommate" and never quite met the right woman.

Phil should just stick to being the unlikable dickhead he naturally is and continue begging dents for their SSI checks. Him shit talking and trying to be "mean" isn't working.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

The thing that people don't get, and the last point really says this... to be able to make people who don't know you dislike you just by watching your content WITHOUT being any of those things really says you're a piece of shit. Never having harmed many people directly and having people think you're scum is truly a talent, one of Phil's only talents.

It is remarkable. KingCobraJFS, another favorite of mine, is endearingly stupid. I'm not sad that his life is miserable, but if he did improve it I wouldn't be angry. He's more entertaining for what he is. DSP is entertaining for the decline itself. I like watching him get angry and knowing he will never escape the trap he's in.

 

[Whaler]

So Wings (Wings of Redemption) during a stream the other day said Phil was a great streamer because he keeps it "lowkey" and his other problem is his gambling addiction. He then stated that Phil was great at Souls game and he was better than most streamers with them. Yeah, the guy who uses every OP build and pumps all his stats to switch between dual wielding str weapons and spamming jumping R2s to staggerlock bosses and monsters and holding down the button to blast Comet Azur until he has no MP to melt bosses.