DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BPD Gunt Rider]

No........he doesn't have the personality or he'd be there already.

All Phil would have to do is play games and roll with the punches, or even just shut up and take it which he would anyway because he's a pussy.

 

[emitter]

Yesterday he gave a jumpscare warning on the new tip animation and sound effect:

0:56

The jumpscare in question (please do not watch if you have a heart condition):

0:28

Could have just been an excuse to beg, sure, but also seems like an accidental leak of his honest thoughts of his audience. Not a children's entertainer, though.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Yesterday he gave a jumpscare warning on the new tip animation and sound effect:

dentscare.mp4

The jumpscare in question (please do not watch if you have a heart condition):

warning.mp4

Could have just been an excuse to beg, sure, but also seems like an accidental leak of his honest thoughts of his audience. Not a children's entertainer, though.

Who the fuck thinks the music from Mega Man is scary?

 

[neger psykolog]

Yeah, not sure where these "he could be a success if" ideas are coming from. He has zero charisma, isn't funny, can't relate to anyone, isn't knowledgable about any subject, isn't good looking, doesn't do anything outside of that room....

He can only do what he is doing now and hope a whale or two gets off on giving a closeted slob their disability check.

So what you're saying is he's a perfect nepo hire to become the first 2nd generation blizzard employee and get given a yard wrangler and some subordinate ball washers who pretend to laugh at his jokes (insert slow-mo clip of the guys at the bada bing "laughing" at Tony's jokes)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Who the fuck thinks the music from Mega Man is scary?

Well, it IS Phil.

Also, I'm surprised that he didn't get the dent who made this to slap his fat face on it. Yet.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Why the fuck did he bring back Swinecraft? I thought we'd all agreed that "it didn't work" and needed to be put down.

e: MASSIVE stall beg going on. Remember when it was okay to have one slow game?

e2: OnlyIcedDentfinite saves the stream from $87 to a WOPping $187

e3: Now its a good streaming day. Fucking faggot. By the way he WAS setting up for the daily yap but now that he hit the goal he's gone with the quickness. While singing Meerkat's version of the banana song again. (Who?)

e4: what have my eyes seen tonight? He's so transparently greedy. What's more plausible, you dirtbag? That people contribute at the end because they want to but don't want to see Minecraft? Or that they want to be superheroes? Fucking faggot. I only watched the last 20 minutes and I could punch drywall with how disgusted I am.

 

[neger psykolog]

Yo what the fuck is that bitch khet making me for breakfast tomorrow? I'm gonna get loaded with gin and play some WWE champions with the boys. My wife always cooks me a banging feast for when I'm hungover the next day because I'm the breadwinner.

p.s. if that bitch @Pandalee’s Tits (supple) is still sick and asleep can someone wake her the fuck up and give her a pill so she can make me some food?

 

[Comma]

Could have just been an excuse to beg, sure, but also seems like an accidental leak of his honest thoughts of his audience.

This was without a shadow of a doubt a beg, very badly disguised as a "warning". Notice how he says "Who want's to see it? Who wants to do a $10 or $20 kahntribution RIGHT NOW so WE can see these nice animations?!" immediately after the ""warning"".

He doesn't give a fuck about his videos being littered with shitty animations and annoying sounds, as long as people fork over the cash.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Why the fuck did he bring back Swinecraft? I thought we'd all agreed that "it didn't work" and needed to be put down.

e: MASSIVE stall beg going on. Remember when it was okay to have one slow game?

e2: OnlyIcedDentfinite saves the stream from $87 to a WOPping $187

INSANE begging and stalling on this stream what the fuck lol he was obviously just sitting on that tip for awhile. God dam this guy just gets worse.

Go watch the very end of the YouTube recording as soon as he cuts it "I HAVE RECEIVED $100" probably the most obvious one I have ever seen.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

$87 night stream

Just about to turn off the stream and wage quit Minecraft

Talking about schedule to stall

Suddenly "i just received an incredibly generous one hundred dollar tip from only ice infinite"

(T POSE, not thrilled at all, left stram)

Go fuck yourself Phil

 

[Moar Krabs]

Is it like a meme now to do hail Mary's during Minecraft. Seems like that's the only game where its happening

 

[strandedcastaway]

Maybe the late, late tips are real, maybe they're not. Phil acts like they're not. When they happen after the stream is over and Phil has begged all night, he's miserable anyway.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Maybe the late, late tips are real, maybe they're not. Phil acts like they're not. When they happen after the stream is over and Phil has begged all night, he's miserable anyway.

The gameplay was crazy too he spent an hour trying to catch a fucking cat in Minecraft so he could get someone to donate $20 to name it.

 

[Moar Krabs]

OnlyIcedInfinite: Shoutout to my girlfriend tonight
Okay buddy

 

[Comma]

OnlyIcedInfinite: Shoutout to my girlfriend tonight
Okay buddy

Spoiler: The girlfriend

 

[Rustybuttons]

Maybe the late, late tips are real, maybe they're not. Phil acts like they're not. When they happen after the stream is over and Phil has begged all night, he's miserable anyway.

This is why I’m totally 50/50. Even when he hits the goal due to a “hail Mary”, he seems annoyed and gets off fast. Other times, he’s stalling like crazy and won’t shut the fuck up about hitting the goal.

 

[myone]

Spoiler: The girlfriend

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A body pillow is probably much more wholesome than what it actually is.

 

[DerelictOnion]

He already received the big tip but hides it in order to browbeat his dumbasses into donating to hit the goal. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't and he is forced to announce the big tip. His frustration is because his transparent attempts to scam his retarded audience sometimes fail.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

$87 night stream

Just about to turn off the stream and wage quit Minecraft

Talking about schedule to stall

Suddenly "i just received an incredibly generous one hundred dollar tip from only ice infinite"

(T POSE, not thrilled at all, left stram)

Go fuck yourself Phil

$100 he most likely held onto. People know to only give enough to hit a goal. A $100 TIP that is no way traceable on when it comes in when he's already sittin at $87 is just typical sleezebag DSP shit and he thinks no one can catch onto this.

Gettin sick of this Dora the Explorer, Pedominecraftyoutuber groomer bullshit he does during these streams.
Minecraft and truck sim have been the worst shit to sit through. Compare these two streams to the Luto/GTA4 stream we had on Saturday and it's astonishing how a stream goes monetarily and attitude wise.

 

[Kagome Higurashi]

Notice his excitement level when he announced the "$100" tip compared to the dent who donated $20's. It really shows he has pre-arranged tips.