DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Switch Mongo]

The only thing that happens realistically imo is that his fat wife dies from being fat and hes still streaming at stan lee age.

that’s a horrifying image, just an old ass retarded dsp still dyeing what’s left of his hair jet black and his wrinkly atrophied arms looking like SpongeBob out of water lol

 

[OliverKlozoff]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RMEDzC62V0o

Imagine the computing power it took to make a smiling DSP. That serverfarm must l've been smoking from the heat generation.

 

[neger psykolog]

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The "gated community" is really the penultimate tool used by professionals to visualize exactly how delusional Phil Burnell is.

In Phil Burnell's mind "gated community" is literally fort knox:


Reality:

Picture is from here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-2947006

Bonus points: every single person on earth knows the fucking door code for his "gated community" and even if they didn't they can literally hop over a fence that is like 3 feet high and get inside. There's no roaming guards or security features like Phil likes to claim there is.

More bonus points: There are 16 units (I think) in his aged living facility, so if you were wondering around and just looked remotely confident no one would give a fuck nor challenge you in the slightest.

 

[Balr0g]

This fucking retard really is painting this whole "king snake" faggotry like it's something he planned form the start, this holds much truth just like someone saying Jayde won a gold medal running 100m at the Olympics.

What's more: anyone who watched this shit and thinks of possibly collaborating with him would think "no thanks this fat faggot will probably beackstab me at one point" Phil is just this dumb to get a small victory without thinking the longterm consequences. In the end the only one who fucks Phil is Phil himself. Always has been, always will be

 

[EmmiCake]

Next time charge it back or use an Argentinan VPN and give him 10 cents

oh yeah i remember him ranting about the argentinian conversion rate so funny, ill probably steer clear from that entirely though. thanks anyway

Sorry, you gave money to a nigga that defends pedophiles, therefore you're a pedophile enabler.

jesus, he did what? theres so much phil lore i dont know about.

 

[neger psykolog]

What's more: anyone who watched this shit and thinks of possibly collaborating with him would think "no thanks this fat faggot will probably beackstab me at one point" Phil is just this dumb to get a small victory without thinking the longterm consequences. In the end the only one who fucks Phil is Phil himself. Always has been, always will be

It's even worse than that. Forget about collaborating with known people like PPP (I like to call him the Playstation Triple) or Low Tier God (I like to call him the Triple Nigger DSP)... DSP can't even collaborate or play multiplayer games with his own basic bitch fans.

What kind of a streamer with 100+ viewers can't even play fucking mariokart with a single one of their viewers?

 

[EmmiCake]

Its pretty fucking dumb that you came here for trolling advice. That said i dont mind new members into the vortex just dont be so fucking reddit going forward.

Welcome to the Farms.
Youre here forever.

im not that internet savvy lol i apologise. from what i gathered kiwifarms is sort of a mass trolling site so i figured id make an account to clarify im not an actual dsp fan, but also to see if i can step up my game

theres a lot of things i dont know about this guy though, gosh. someone earlier said he defends pedos. yikes.

thank you! ill try my best to work my way out of being hated LMAO this place looks funny af

Donator child, if this is even real, it was 10 bones wasted to "troll" him, when a general message could've done it better in every way.

The guy who made like 10 accounts and called him gay and fat earlier in the stream had more of an impact than you wasting money, enjoy bankruptcy prison.

i assure you its real bro lol. i fucked up big time and learnt my lesson, sorry again

ill probably do some account trolling too. i want to see how abstract of a name i can get away with lmao

that’s a horrifying image, just an old ass retarded dsp still dyeing what’s left of his hair jet black and his wrinkly atrophied arms looking like SpongeBob out of water lol

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[Lapsus of the bepsus]

The most interesting thing to see in the future of this lolcow...

- I'll be shocked and embarrassed to see a 60 year old DSP still doing this
- I'll be shocked to see if Khat can live for another 10-15 years
- I'll be shocked to see DSP live past 70
- Waiting for the inevitable breakdown on stream
- Waiting for the inevitable insane drunken stream where he snaps and tells his darkest secrets or whatever.

The only thing that happens realistically imo is that his fat wife dies from being fat and hes still streaming at stan lee age.

you hit the nail on the head, as someone said here earlier dsp is the ultimate slow burn lolcow and there is guaranteed kino in the future. hes too far gone to stop being a retard and have a normal life at this point, there is only more of whatever this shit is
can you even imagine something like a tv show thats already good now but you know in 5, 10, 15 years its gonna get even better? no such fucking thing has ever existed besides dsp. were witnessing media history in the making

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Sorry, probably very late on this but his whole "GTA4 with mods" terminology is so fucking gay and autistic. "Oh look at me I am a big boy PC gamer who uses MAWDS now".

Did he downgrade the game version? Did he install a complete overhaul with ENB? Did he select and install new car models? No. I am going to take a wild guess and assume he only installed the very basic bitch fixes (like dxvk) and then still complained how hard it was.

He's the only guy modding his games to then play them like it's vanilla.

Minecraft was the same, he had some tech mods installed but never used them...

He just was hard focused on the graphical shit (which wasn't even impressive)

 

[HorseSense]

This fucking retard really is painting this whole "king snake" faggotry like it's something he planned form the start, this holds much truth just like someone saying Jayde won a gold medal running 100m at the Olympics.

He says drama is "not him" but has fun doing drama and was "good" at doing drama and keeps doing drama. Isn't a person a defined by what they like and what they do?

DSP has convinced himself that he's the King Pig because he got money without signing a contract with Keemstar or Raid Shadow Legends. Yet the crowdfunding has faltered so bad that he's appealing to individual sock accounts for bailouts. Working every angle from calling them "superheroes" to some soft findom asking why they didn't show up. Screaming "hey you're here!" like some 1950's TV housewife announcing that Father is home.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

He's the only guy modding his games to then play them like it's vanilla.

He took out boobies. I wonder if there’s a niche there. Mod games to clean them up (take out nudity/cursing/other off-color content, tone down violence), do Let’s Plays for religious community children.

Would take effort—modding each game and marketing/outreach, also DSP would have to stop talking about poop constantly—so no chance he’s capable.

 

[neger psykolog]

He says drama is "not him" but has fun doing drama and was "good" at doing drama and keeps doing drama. Isn't a person a defined by what they like and what they do?

DSP has convinced himself that he's the King Pig because he got money without signing a contract with Keemstar or Raid Shadow Legends. Yet the crowdfunding has faltered so bad that he's appealing to individual sock accounts for bailouts. Working every angle from calling them "superheroes" to some soft findom asking why they didn't show up. Screaming "hey you're here!" like some 1950's TV housewife announcing that Father is home.

I'm convinced if DSP was taken "offline" for like 2-3 weeks and just housed at his parent's house with food/water and had his phone and internet access taken away his whole bullshit illusion of his life would rapidly shatter.

There have been times where I have maybe personally been almost as narcissistic as he has perhaps - but when failure happens and you actually get some time away to realize failure has happened it changes your brain and your perception of yourself.

It's amazing how much he still grasps onto "King Pig" kind of like Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite who can't shut up about his shitty high school football records from back in the day:

Incidentally while searching for a clip of Uncle Rico there was one called "Uncle Rico's time machine" and I never put 2 and 2 together in the plot (or maybe because I haven't seen the movie in like a decade). But I guess that besides being figuratively stuck in the past and nostalgia Uncle Rico literally spends his time trying on fantasia time machine bullshit - perhaps if DSP spent his time on building a time machine to go back to his evergreen golden days, where there was no input lag and less competitive chinks in the FGC it might be honorable.

But he still literally lives like he's back in the FGC days - instead of appreciating his new wife or settings goals for his money that comes in he still masturbates himself daily to what was considered cool 20 years ago. The FGC alone is already almost a loser hall of fame considering how fucking dumb it is (similar to how Billy Mitchell's fame is pretty ridiculous) but at least most participants don't seem to take it as seriously as DSP does.

Keemstar the little nigger gnome was pretty correct that DSP never advanced from being on level 1... but as spot on and as accurate as that may be about Phil I think another penultimate way of putting it is that he seriously peaked at being 4th place in that shitty little tournament. Even if you remove the fact it was some neogeo conversion game that people thought was shit, or even if you remove the 4th place part and give him 1st place its the fucking saddest accomplishment to still be wanking yourself over like 20 fucking years later.

All the people saying Phil could've done this or that and been still involved in EVO are kind of correct - but at the end of the day its a niche community that doesn't seem to get tons of money towards it. I don't particularly like insulting people's hobbies and passions but its not really the kind of thing people enter to change the world. Everyone in it peaked decades ago it seems like. There's multiple lolcow-tier people involved besides DSP.

It's an isolation ward for suck - sure I might go to a club like that each weekend for a bit of fun and show up a tournament but if someone is dedicating their entire life towards it currently or comparing their current life today to it in hindsight (remember when I got 4th place 20 years ago!) it's unbelievable faggy and gay.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Worse. He installed mods to remove the police.

You gotta be fucking kidding me dude, GTA IV is already easy as shit and then he installs de-facto trainers as mods? lmao, never beating the allegations of being the shittiest lowest common denominator low IQ gaymer. I remember someone earlier in the thread said that he installed a mod that makes car handling easier. And yeah, the car physics are a bit annoying in GTA IV given that the cars handle like heavy as fuck cars from the '40s, '50s or '60s but it's easy to get used to and NPCs don't get any cheats while driving so it's not like it's hard to outdrive the police or chase down dudes you need to chase down in missions as their cars also handle like shit.

every single person on earth knows the fucking door code for his "gated community" and even if they didn't they can literally hop over a fence that is like 3 feet high and get inside. There's no roaming guards or security features like Phil likes to claim there is.

Uuuuh wrong they have a panic button and if Phail presses it you immediately get a 6 star wanted level and cops start spawning on your location to arrest you and make you Enjoy Prison™. Sorry you're so stupid, child.

 

[Lazycunt]

The only thing this piece of shit cares about is money. If somebody paid up front for Phil to shit talk his wife he would consider it.

I mean he stuck around the kino cunts even after they said some shit about his wife and Phil always blames his retarded cunt wife for his retarded ideas that require next to no effort from him.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Imagine how much time he'd save if he actually automated the leaderboard lol

Didn't he used to have an automated leaderboard? Or maybe it was something different on twitch when there was some kind of feature that showed how much people tip/cheer on a separate leaderboard for the day/week and Phil turned it off so he could hide when he got offline donations. I know the current retarded way he does everything manually is because he got kicked off streamlabs/elements/whatever it was but you'd think he'd be lazy enough to find make his dents find a different solution.

oh yeah i remember him ranting about the argentinian conversion rate so funny, ill probably steer clear from that entirely though. thanks anyway

im not that internet savvy lol i apologise. from what i gathered kiwifarms is sort of a mass trolling site so i figured id make an account to clarify im not an actual dsp fan, but also to see if i can step up my game

theres a lot of things i dont know about this guy though, gosh. someone earlier said he defends pedos. yikes.

thank you! ill try my best to work my way out of being hated LMAO this place looks funny af

i assure you its real bro lol. i fucked up big time and learnt my lesson, sorry again

ill probably do some account trolling too. i want to see how abstract of a name i can get away with lmao

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The first thing you can do is learn how to multi quote/reply so you're not spamming a bunch of responses in a row. As you scroll a page and see posts you want to respond to, you just click reply button at the bottom right corner of the post (or you can highlight the specific text and right click to bring up the options when a post is too long) and they will all get added to your draft at the bottom, then you can click between them and answer accordingly.

jesus, he did what? theres so much phil lore i dont know about.

As for the pedo thing it's a little exaggerated. It's about Derich, a creepy Asian kid from Canada that used to be in his chats all the time spamming annoying questions and never donating but somehow had an invincibility cloak that made Phil tolerate him and yell at/ban everyone else that complained about Derich. Pretty quickly, because Derich spends all his time online, people found his social media accounts (dozens of variations of "DerichLoves___" names) that do nothing but reply to pornstars, asking for shoutouts and talking about his favorite scenes of theirs like how "awesome " some guys dick is or asking girls what they ate before doing puke scenes. On Derich's youtube channel there was also a lot of playlists and people noticed some of them were questionable, like showing little kids in bathtubs or swimsuits with names like "cute girls playlist". So with his porn obsession, creepiness, and little girls playlists people started to call him a pedo and would try to tell Phil about it to get rid of him but Phil always ignored it because he saw it as giving the trolls a W. This wasn't just trolls telling him, but his own fans as well because Derich was very annoying in chat, but for years Phil let it go until the Kino Casino arc where PPP, Warski, and Josh/Null (the owner of this board) spent over an hour finally convincing him to ban Derich for good.

That's a basic summary of everything, Derich has his own thread if you have the stomach to learn more. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/massive-shoutout-to-derich-ip-koom-and-the-gang.85391

 

[neger psykolog]

The first thing you can do is learn how to multi quote/reply so you're not spamming a bunch of responses in a row. As you scroll a page and see posts you want to respond to, you just click reply button at the bottom right corner of the post (or you can highlight the specific text and right click to bring up the options when a post is too long) and they will all get added to your draft at the bottom, then you can click between them and answer accordingly.

Multiquoting is the tool of faggots. Real men double and triple post.

 

[Benedryl Netanyahoo]

As for the pedo thing it's a little exaggerated

What the fuck is exaggerated about this you fucking faggot? Give me a reason why anyone would have playlist of HUNDREDS of videos of little children. Same person is also obsessed with pornography. Derich is a straight up pedophile, no discussion. He is just self aware enough to hide it. He's not the crippled autist you might think he is. He knows very well what he's doing.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Multiquoting is the tool of faggots. Real men double and triple post.

I guess everyone has to make a choice to either be a faggot or an annoying, dumb negger.

What the fuck is exaggerated about this you fucking faggot? Give me a reason why anyone would have playlist of HUNDREDS of videos of little children. Same person is also obsessed with pornography. Derich is a straight up pedophile, no discussion. He is just self aware enough to hide it. He's not the crippled autist you might think he is. He knows very well what he's doing.

Calm down, cunt. I only meant exaggerated in the sense that (as far as I'm aware) Derich doesn't directly talk about kids in a sexual way or that he wants to fuck them like other cows on here that gets called a pedo. Apparently I'm also not as knowledgeable about him as you seem to be, I stopped following his thread after Phil banned him last year. I only knew about the playlists, not that they were hundreds of videos or how recently he's updated those lists. But again I want to give him the benefit of the doubt that's just his obsessive autism and not knowing any better that posting about nothing but porn all day while calling little kids "cute" doesn't go well together to say the least. I completely agree he's a creep with mental disorders that needs to be watched before he crosses any lines into being dangerous, I just don't throw those kinds of labels around casually until there's definitely proof that he's a real threat.

 

[johnkimble123]

What the fuck is exaggerated about this you fucking faggot? Give me a reason why anyone would have playlist of HUNDREDS of videos of little children. Same person is also obsessed with pornography. Derich is a straight up pedophile, no discussion. He is just self aware enough to hide it. He's not the crippled autist you might think he is. He knows very well what he's doing.

I'd also say that if anybody thinks Derich is the worst regular in the DSP fan community, oh boy... Just from their chat messages, he's curated a robust group of incels, loli lovers, furries, and likely PDFs.

Also never forget that Phil was pretty obsessed with teenage girls into his early 30s until he found one and then couldn't please her. He may not have talked to Leanna before she was 18 but he was watching that calendar like the people who threw $1M at LilTay on OF the second she turned 18. Not illegal but it says a lot about the person.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

i assure you its real bro lol. i fucked up big time and learnt my lesson, sorry again

ill probably do some account trolling too. i want to see how abstract of a name i can get away with lmao

Great. We now have you and Neger competing for the boards biggest retard.