DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[fresh pair of socks]

Does anyone remember which SF tournie he got disqualified from for missing his match because he was too busy taking a shit? If it was Evo I'd rather that be the moment they salute him with as it feels far more appropriate for PP Burnell.

Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it was this tourney:

DSP was busy recording matches and got disqualified. He would later retcon this with the bathroom narrative, IIRC.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

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EVO looks like it has a lot of middle-aged guys like Phil attending there. If only he was human, he would probably have a blast watching top play, betting and playing his own games.

Oh well, enjoy Luto and Donkey Kong.

the entire FGC is pretty cringe. Phil being a natural asshole cost him many potential fans

Yeah I never really followed or watched RTU but he smoked DSP so hard. I thought hey I will try and watch a RTU stream. While it is much more watchable then any Dented Dave stream, it was full on retarded gay shit. But even a retarded fat faggot can crush Phillip the Tard Engine Burnell.

I discovered Rich ages ago when the Ouya was coming out. He seemed pretty normal and professional back then. No pickled and he kept his shirt on and everything.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

phil also gets turned on by men, especially ones that look like LTG
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[QwahlityKahntent]

The less retarded deal should be "We paid LTG 5k for you, come on our channel and play your stupid fighting game bitch boy",

i assumed that was the deal. LTG said he'd play for 5k, not the chance to win 5k

 

[Hungrymandinner]

I watched The Balloon Boy documentary on Netflix today and immediately noticed a strong similarity between the mannerisms and speech patterns of the father (a compulsive liar piece of shit narcissist) and Darksydephil. Check it out. It’s uncanny.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Apparently the latest Mario Kart World patch made single player's CPU opponents significantly easier to beat. Will these devs ever stop taking design cues from dipshitphil's inability to navigate anything that isn't a straight line?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Brian chimed in on this whole thing

https://x.com/TopTierRated/status/1951271690798813319

 

[Mysterious Figure]

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You know deep down in his mind he wishes he was here. And 2XKO looks like shit.
Phil should be here but he took path 4(which is all 3 paths) in life and now he has to go back to his weekly fast food slop goal fest playin shit he doesn't want and being alone with his fat fuck wife and declawed cat.

So he is doing his yearly drama nonsense because he thinks he's sticking to his FGC roots by treating it like it's some pro-wrestling promo shit. Phil hates when people have more fun without him.

I really wish Phil would start going to these events, just to get fucked with.

 

[UsedUp]

Brian chimed in on this whole thing

https://x.com/TopTierRated/status/1951271690798813319

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I was waiting for this. Dsp blocked Brian over some friendly banter about sending dsp to the gulag in street fighter but it's OK for dsp to harass LTG. Kill yourself DSP.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

0 for 2 on interracial homosexual romance

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Does anyone know what prompted his LTG tweet? Seems it came out of nowhere.

It's pretty much the anniversary of the original exchange where Phil wanted to fight Ltg (which would be a million times beteer than Evo) and he responded with the "5 bands" leading to "work on your sexy".
With Evo starting again he probably remembered.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Can't believe Dale insulted Burt Reynolds like that smh

NAO GUIZE

If we hit 10 goals this week, I will do the Cannonball Run. If we hit 15 goals, I will do the Cannonball Run WHILE EATING THE WEDNESDAY ADAMS MEAL FROM WENDY'S. I could have mystery sauces all over me and the Corolla okay? How fun is that? *SNORT*

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Someone please hit him.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

Phil cannot take the L. The more he drags this drama out the more desperate and pathetic he looks.

 

[PhilTRAINWRECKdentedREAL]

Phil cannot take the L. The more he drags this drama out the more desperate and pathetic he looks.

His life is an endless L. It time rope.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

0 for 2 on interracial homosexual romance

0 for 3 if you count T. Brian and LTG are really dodging a bullet staying away from Phil.

 

[millais]

In Stanley Kubrick's "2001: A Space Odyssey" film, there is an iconic sequence in which astronaut Dave Burnell Bowman is put through a stargate and ages 100 years.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Jaha really needed to finish the job.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Someone please hit him.
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More like Norm McDonald as Turd Ferguson, but nowhere near as funny but 100% more faggot.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Someone please hit him.
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Every day someone doesn't go to Phil's house and beats the shit out of him while he cries and pisses his pants while the whole thing is livestreamed and screens showing KC, J. Wong, the Cannon Brothers, Stuttering Craig and RTU laughing at him above his head is a reminder that not only God is real, but it clearly hates humanity.

More like Norm McDonald as Turd Ferguson, but nowhere near as funny but 100% more faggot.

Don't ever fucking bring Norm in the same sentence as this fat crybaby faggot ever again.