💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

User @BasementPepperoni is not Pat.

Yeah, I just had a laugh spotting a Pat-poster when I wasn't expecting it. It was a politislop channel rather than anything KF/OnA-adjacent

 

[neger psykolog]

There are worse fates than becoming a Patrick. Filing weirdo Human Rights tribunal cases is a step down the path of becoming Jonathan Yaniv

Ironically using Jewish lesbian status for retard lawsuits is funny when they meet the criteria of what I think is fair and just.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

I don't think that this lawsuit is a good idea Leslie. It surely isn't against Pat as any kind of legal bad news for him comes along with a massive and prolonged twitter spergout. He has been relatively sane on twitter for many weeks by his standards at least.

Quit re-reading Cormac McCarthy novels over and over again you are killing your brain.

Hot take i never thought cormac mccarthy was any good and was pretty sure that all my literary friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me i've only read one book by him all the pretty horses and i thought that his style was just a thing to build tension and excitement right at the start of the book but then it went on and on and on and i realized that the whole book would be like that and it was just a fairly boring cowboy story that i can barely remember now but written in a pretentious and unbearable style that drives midwits crazy with excitement.

 

[OffTopic]

Hot take i never thought cormac mccarthy was any good and was pretty sure that all my literary friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me i've only read one book by him all the pretty horses and i thought that his style was just a thing to build tension and excitement right at the start of the book but then it went on and on and on and i realized that the whole book would be like that and it was just a fairly boring cowboy story that i can barely remember now but written in a pretentious and unbearable style that drives midwits crazy with excitement.

This is why you're not a literary scholar, child.

Best to leave (checks notes) reading to the pros.

 

[AnOminous]

i love laughing at him but his endless racist insistence that illegal aliens are only bed makers, farmers, and other bottom-tier service staff just boggles the mind.

B-b-but muh taco trucks!

He's too dumb to understand that those taco truck operators have to have a BUSINESS LICENSE. Those taco truck operators are LEGALLY HERE. Quite often, they are also actual CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY.

"Who will be my underpaid SLAVES if illegal immigration is stopped," wails the incredibly obese murderer with a basement full of murdered black children.

Hot take i never thought cormac mccarthy was any good and was pretty sure that all my literary friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me i've only read one book by him all the pretty horses and i thought that his style was just a thing to build tension and excitement right at the start of the book but then it went on and on and on and i realized that the whole book would be like that and it was just a fairly boring cowboy story that i can barely remember now but written in a pretentious and unbearable style that drives midwits crazy with excitement.

And yet you're almost imitating his style with your complete lack of punctuation. I like him but I also like making fun of him.

Commas are your friends, bro.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

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Add “illicit empathy” to the list of Patisms. I think that’s when you imagine how Pat feels when receiving the Judge’s tender ministrations.

 

[smug comporon]

Then she has a fantastic opportunity here. Not only could she sue Patrick and take the half hovel, but then she could move in and seduce Nikki.

Fantastic opportunity is the last phrasing I'd use for the scenario you've proposed here.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I wonder (and I probably said something to the effect before. This thread, like Pat, is prone to repetition) if the reason he doesn't fully block Kyle or ignore him

I have pondered what if that's the real Kyle, happy to hide behind the assumption that it's one of the Pests. Imagine being trapped in the same house as Pat, having to deal with him for days at a time. No matter how hard you work or what you achieve, your older, failure of a brother is always Mama Raven's special boy. As an adult you're way more successful, but all your mother does is bang on about her 'published author' son and continually excuse his atrocious behavior.
I'm sure that must leave a person feeling some kind of way about things.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Bringing some Chadam updates over from Owen:






“This isn’t for you, the guy who I’m addressing and seething at. I musT be seen raging impotently, child.”

money down that Adam writes and publishes his next venture before Tiny Tim Gets Blacked sees the light of day. Also Pat is so defeated he can only call Adam old in response to this buttfucking

 

[Neveragain69]

Someone get this man Leslie's contact info. The hog rage meltdown would be glorious.

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

She intends to sue Worldcon, not Patrick.

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What protected status? Well, she's a disabled Jewish lesbian or something.

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Fucking brilliant! If this gets far enough this could force WorldCon to say "It's not about Anti-Semitism, she was banned at the request of a participant"

 

[not william stenchever]

I have pondered what if that's the real Kyle

Fuck it I'm going to read Blood Meridian with Kyle Rittenhouse in my mind's eye as The Boy and everything Judge Holden says will be in Patrick Tomlinson's voice, child.

 

[Something Awful]

So do obesity and alcoholism, if ya wanna know the truth about it.

Someone get this man Leslie's contact info. The hog rage meltdown would be glorious.

They've already talked on Bluesky. But I'd rather he get a real agent, not create some meme Anti-Patrick Squad.

Patrick, too, has friends with benefits (do NOT ask what the benefits are).

 

[Summer of George]

#amwriting

 

[An automatic clown]

Found on On a via r/cummingonfigurines

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Jackie is trying to pile onto Worldcon.

 

[Something Awful]

lol. Have to stretch reality (and his clothes) a bit to classify Rick's looks as great, but he looks fat and happy at least. A face unburdened by intellect, as they say in Russia.

Niki, on the other hand...



Pure evil, evidently.



Well, yes. That's why they call it terminal illness, child.

 

[break these cuffs]

Jackie is trying to pile onto Worldcon.
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Why wouldn't she just screenshot the email? We know she knows how to based on the Rick fan page she keeps on her website. I'll never understand the mind of a whi*eoid.

 

[An automatic clown]

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lol. Have to stretch reality (and his clothes) a bit to classify Rick's looks as great, but he looks fat and happy at least. A face unburdened by intellect, as they say in Russia.

"Beong." Published author everyone. Who was keeping track of Rick's terrible spelling ? @Judge Holden ?
And beongo was his name-o. B-E-O-N-G-O

 

[Summer of George]

Niki, on the other hand...

Everyone has been saying that the Newport butts in the fire pit were left by Nikki’s dark skinned suitors. I find this to be a crass stereotype and I maintain it is the lady of the house herself to whom the ashes belong.