💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. Lost a war to Iran and algae. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

Am I the only one who doesn't get this meme? Barry seems to be off living his best life, yet Trump seems utterly obsessed with him. Sad.
I get it - it’s purely a distraction. Trump assumes miggers have no attention span so Trump is just jingling as many keys in their face as possible. Anything to distract from the non-release of the Epstein files. The fact Obama does just seem to be doing his own thing is why he’s being targeted. Yeah man, he’s totally going to get arrested one day…for something…

Now if Obama does try to defend himself then Trump and miggers will say there is some reason why he’s upset. Of course, the irony on that as he tries to hide from releasing the Epstein files is shameless and egregious.
 
Even is so called "lefty" threads I don't see anyone continually sucking Biden's or Obama's cock as much as the right guntguards their Clown In Chief.
If anything, the more radical socialists think Biden and Obama are moderate panzies who didn't go far enough in prosecuting Trump.

It's the cult's goal to shout down dissenters. Why else would they throw a tantrum when someone doesn't agree with them?
They get triggered whenever someone tells the truth about their Dear Leader.

The fact that Trump is threatening fucking Oprah and Beyonce goes to show that he is absolutely mentally fucked. Those two are just entertainers with little to no influence. Hell, him threatening a has-been like Rosie O'Donnell goes to show how weak he is, when Rosie's star had long since faded; she's basically a washed-up celebrity who poses little to no threat to anyone.

At this point, these celebrities would be like "yeah, try it, you orange asshole".
 
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Even is so called "lefty" threads I don't see anyone continually sucking Biden's or Obama's cock as much as the right guntguards their Clown In Chief.

It's the cult's goal to shout down dissenters. Why else would they throw a tantrum when someone doesn't agree with them?
In that case, I see why many of them were upset at South Park for giving him a small dick.
 
I 100% think Pam Bondi is fucking Trump. She looks at him so dreamily. Maybe Karoline Leavitt too. Sometimes I can't tell those woman apart. In addition to them both being word class suck-ups, it looks like they went to the same plastic surgeon.
She likes older men with money so I wouldn't be surprised.
 
Am I the only one who doesn't get this meme? Barry seems to be off living his best life, yet Trump seems utterly obsessed with him. Sad.
This is one of the aspects about Trump I find highly absurd. The President of the United States of America, one of the most powerful people on earth, a person in control of the largest military force, someone overseeing massive intelligence networks, herald of 5,000 nuclear weapons, the leader of a nation that defines global trade and economics…
…spends most days seething and shitposting on his personal social media site.

“We’re not a serious nation” is not an allegation, it’s an American fact.
 
This is one of the aspects about Trump I find highly absurd. The President of the United States of America, one of the most powerful people on earth, a person in control of the largest military force, someone overseeing massive intelligence networks, herald of 5,000 nuclear weapons, the leader of a nation that defines global trade and economics…
…spends most days seething and shitposting on his personal social media site.

“We’re not a serious nation” is not an allegation, it’s an American fact.
Johnson whipped his dick out and yet Trump is still more embarrassing.
 
This is one of the aspects about Trump I find highly absurd. The President of the United States of America, one of the most powerful people on earth, a person in control of the largest military force, someone overseeing massive intelligence networks, herald of 5,000 nuclear weapons, the leader of a nation that defines global trade and economics…
…spends most days seething and shitposting on his personal social media site.

“We’re not a serious nation” is not an allegation, it’s an American fact.
It's really funny that one lolcow can turn an entire country into a lolcountry. Chris Chan would be less of a retarded president.

I 100% think Pam Bondi is fucking Trump.
Multiple women in Trump's cabinet are entirely unqualified for their positions or roles, yet aren't considered diversity hires? Trump is fucking a bunch of those plastic whores, and they all know it. Gross, but that's what MAGA likes, I guess.
 
Multiple women in Trump's cabinet are entirely unqualified for their positions or roles, yet aren't considered diversity hires? Trump is fucking a bunch of those plastic whores, and they all know it. Gross, but that's what MAGA likes, I guess.
There are also several just out of college probable catboys whose only work experience is things like pool maintenance.
 
This is one of the aspects about Trump I find highly absurd. The President of the United States of America, one of the most powerful people on earth, a person in control of the largest military force, someone overseeing massive intelligence networks, herald of 5,000 nuclear weapons, the leader of a nation that defines global trade and economics…
…spends most days seething and shitposting on his personal social media site.

“We’re not a serious nation” is not an allegation, it’s an American fact.
In theory your politicians are supposed represent the people, especially those who voted for them. So he is actually doing his job splendidly.
 
I 100% think Pam Bondi is fucking Trump. She looks at him so dreamily. Maybe Karoline Leavitt too. Sometimes I can't tell those woman apart. In addition to them both being word class suck-ups, it looks like they went to the same plastic surgeon.
He definitely loves the blonde bimbo look and those two definitely meet his criteria. Given his advanced age and health, I’d be surprised if his dick actually functions. However Trump has been in Florida for a while so it’s possible those two have been fucking, even if they don’t anymore. At a minimum they are way overpromoted for their lack of skills. They likely know this is the best it’s going to get for them and they know who put them there.
 
I 100% think Pam Bondi is fucking Trump. She looks at him so dreamily. Maybe Karoline Leavitt too. Sometimes I can't tell those woman apart. In addition to them both being word class suck-ups, it looks like they went to the same plastic surgeon.
Multiple women in Trump's cabinet are entirely unqualified for their positions or roles, yet aren't considered diversity hires? Trump is fucking a bunch of those plastic whores, and they all know it. Gross, but that's what MAGA likes, I guess.
He definitely loves the blonde bimbo look and those two definitely meet his criteria. Given his advanced age and health, I’d be surprised if his dick actually functions. However Trump has been in Florida for a while so it’s possible those two have been fucking, even if they don’t anymore. At a minimum they are way overpromoted for their lack of skills. They likely know this is the best it’s going to get for them and they know who put them there.
She likes older men with money so I wouldn't be surprised.
Miggers love dirty old men and plastic whores.
Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, Karoline Leavitt, you can tell they're there because Trump likes their looks and not their qualifications.
 
It's really funny that one lolcow can turn an entire country into a lolcountry. Chris Chan would be less of a retarded president.
My DOG would be a less retarded president.

Pam Bondi, Kristi Noem, Karoline Leavitt, you can tell they're there because Trump likes their looks and not their qualifications.
I think that's the main reason Kristi got her Mar-A-Lago face. She looked normal (and better) when she was elected governor of South Dakota in 2019. I can't be arsed to look up when Bondi and Leavitt got theirs.

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It's really funny that one lolcow can turn an entire country into a lolcountry. Chris Chan would be less of a retarded president.
My DOG would be a less retarded president.
Remember when Emperor Caligula made his horse consul as an insult to the Roman Senate? We can have Punxsutawney Phil as president of the USA, and it wouldn't do as much damage as Trump does.
 
My DOG would be a less retarded president.


I think that's the main reason Kristi got her Mar-A-Lago face. She looked normal (and better) when she was elected governor of South Dakota in 2019. I can't be arsed to look up when Bondi and Leavitt got theirs.

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“Mar-A-Lago face” is a good way to describe it. I think I’m going to start calling it that moving forward. Kimberly Guilfoyle, Laura Loomer, and Lara Trump have a bad case of Mar-A-Lago face too.
 
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