🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

Today I learned that it would be unchristian to be captured in battle by a Clanner Elemental warrior as their bondsman, bound to follow their orders and fight alongside them. I already knew that, if the Elemental warrior was a woman, death by Snu-Snu is not very christian at all.
 
4chan has some pretty out-there sexual fetishes

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>no no no no no no no, i said id KISS sheriff chitwood, it was all just a really big misunderstanding!
 
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No, this is not filtered, this is actually shit this faggot does.

This is some hilarious cow on cow action.

HE LITERALLY TWEETED THIS HIMSELF.
It’s ok, he says, because it was for some cancer charity. About as believable as “I was looking at the gay porn for research purposes!”, but sure. The “guardian of Israel” would never go homo, trust.
 
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Haha, I remember lurking /gif/ when all these "keyboard commandos" were getting arrested by Chitwood. /pol/ rapefugees kept shitting up the board with "Post footage of cops getting shot and killed" type of threads in pure seethe over him.

Why are so many people threatening Chitwood anyway? I remember he did something faggy, but I don't remember it being anything worth sending a potentially felonious death threat over.

Something about his public feud with a (likely glowie-infested) neo-Nazi group—the Goyim Defense League (GDL)—in early 2023. Here's a vid about it:



So basically, the guys threatening him are wignat neckbeards. More news at 11.
 
It’s ok, he says, because it was for some cancer charity. About as believable as “I was looking at the gay porn for research purposes!”, but sure.
He only sucks cocks ironically because it's funny. No homo.
Something about his public feud with a (likely glowie-infested) neo-Nazi group—the Goyim Defense League (GDL)—in early 2023. Here's a vid about it:
I wouldn't be surprised if his gayfabe "feud" is part of the whole honeypot thing. He may be a retard, but more importantly, he is a retard magnet who attracts and enrages even bigger retards to tard out and fedpost.
 
He only sucks cocks ironically because it's funny. No homo.

I wouldn't be surprised if his gayfabe "feud" is part of the whole honeypot thing. He may be a retard, but more importantly, he is a retard magnet who attracts and enrages even bigger retards to tard out and fedpost.
He basically spends his day goading people on Twitter and then searching to see if anyone took the bait. That's when he isn't crossdressing or going to fag month events. Mike Shitspiggot, as Null once aptly called him, is a bigger faggot than Gay Sheriff Eric Tolefson of Kandy Yoshi County. And Mike Shitwood isn't even doing it for the Robert Gaylord Trust Petrofag money.
 
I came to this thread to request this exactly.

I remember this guy shitting up SASS and The New Effort like 20 years ago.
I love that he became so meaningless that even after getting arrested and personally confronted by the retard meme sheriff from Volusia County, nobody even noticed it was him for months. This is the worst fate for an attention whore.
 
If we made a thread about Chitwood, do you think he'd try to arrest Null?
Mike Shitwood is a massive faggot.
He's insufferable, but generally speaking the people he brings in are troglodytes.
The people he brings in are the retards who threaten him while living in the US. I remember when he first got in the news, people on the Sharty were calling for some very bad things to be done to Shitwood while exposing certain body parts. The body parts were quite brown. I hope Shitwood had to look at dozen of Guatemalan scrotums to see if any were located in countries that would give a shit if he made an extradition request (they wouldn’t).
 
That was from some charity drive iirc
I just donate the money without wearing women's undergarments. I also just bring the food and toys to the church around Christmas without filming wacky antics to "raise awareness" aka making yourself feel good while passing on the actual charity part to everyone else. Does Mike Shitwood know that you can also donate money to ALS research without dumping a bucket of icewater on your head?
 
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Chitwood was just recently re-elected by 82 % till 2028.

Im kinda on the Sheriff's side, while the Goyim defense league is a funny name. Having these retards move into your community and pull pointless stupid stunts IRL that unnecessary disrupts the peace. Is something you shouldnt tolerate.
 
That was from some charity drive iirc
He could have done anything for charity. But he decided to troon out. He's a fag.
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Chitwood was just recently re-elected by 82 % till 2028.
All this says is 82% of Volusia County residents are cum guzzling homosexuals. If you want to live in a colony of queers, move to Volusia County. In Florida. Join Florida Man in his gay escapades.
 
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