🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

"Calling a woman a bitch is not an insult" uhhh ok Ralph, does her dad agree with that? Tho this child is probably from another broken home with neglectful parents who don't care that their tween daughter meets old men from Tinder for extra pocket money.

Are Mexicans ok with this kind of shit? Will anyone say something if they see a white guy walking around with a brown child and kissing her? I know that child sex trafficking is common there but is it acceptable to be so brazen about it?

Didn’t Pansuela I have a problem with dumbass calling her “bitch”?

 

[Die For Me!]

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[Look--an Alien!]

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Hunter S. Thompson was a huge fan of living in abject third world poverty if you wanna know the truth about it

 

[Fannyscum]

Y'all jelly of mah Ali Jamal tier boi wife?
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Definitely a pattern here.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

That's Mutahar.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Y'all jelly of mah Ali Jamal tier boi wife?
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I'm dating Gary Coleman, bish, whadduyou think 'bout that?

 

[JustStopDude]

Hunter S. Thompson was a huge fan of living in abject third world poverty if you wanna know the truth about it

Unironically, kind of yeah. He was also notoriously abusive to family members, in particular, the women in his life.

The parallels are kind of stark.

 

[Lazy guy]

Mexico has to have at least one Indian restaurant.

That is not a restaurant me or my stomach would like to visit.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I'm dating Gary Coleman, bish, whadduyou think 'bout that?

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Nigga look like baby Voldemort

 

[Dorian]

Has anyone noticed she kind of looks like a younger Ian Miles Cheong? Maybe part of the long revenge arc against Warski.

 

[HackerX]

Unironically, kind of yeah. He was also notoriously abusive to family members, in particular, the women in his life.

The parallels are kind of stark.

He also blew his brains out because his life was a mess and his brain was beyond fucked from years of rampant substance abuse while being extremely lonely because.

Ralph is close. Unfortunately, he's not allowed to have a firearm and he probably doesn't have the strength in his digit to pull the trigger unless he uses his thumb.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

He also blew his brains out because his life was a mess and his brain was beyond fucked from years of rampant substance abuse while being extremely lonely because.

Ralph is close. Unfortunately, he's not allowed to have a firearm and he probably doesn't have the strength in his digit to pull the trigger unless he uses his thumb.

Ralph's gonna have to go for the under the chinny chin chin meathod cause no way he'll be able to put a gun to his temple what with his tiny T-rex arms.

 

[AltisticRight]

I see two fat fucks.

Senorita thinks Ralph is going to get robbed and beaten by MS13 and thrown in jail by Bukele in El Salvador. Has she been reading the farms?
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Didn't this fat midget mock COG for marrying an Indian woman?

 

[Bixnood]

Holy shit, nigga has like ten fucking AI filters on.

 

[AnOminous]

Holy shit, nigga has like ten fucking AI filters on.

They actually have a head shrinking AI filter to make someone like Ralph not look like the gigantic head on top of a fat baby's body he actually has?

 

[AndyGuntski]

did he actually make it to el salvador without losing his passport/phone/wallet/keys?

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

The goal is eternal, bish!

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[Franz Joseph]

did he actually make it to el salvador without losing his passport/phone/wallet/keys?

Give it time.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The Fatrick Finger is his signature pose to hide the fucking turkey wattle.

 

[CECA Loather]

"Calling a woman a bitch is not an insult" uhhh ok Ralph, does her dad agree with that? Tho this child is probably from another broken home with neglectful parents who don't care that their tween daughter meets old men from Tinder for extra pocket money.

And seeing how oh-so-successful his relationships with the women of his life are, we should so take his word for it that people don't mind calling their women dogs.

To paraphrase Coach Red Pill, women are like bitches yarrrr?