What's going on my "boys" and my "gals?" It took quite a LONG time, but my amazing team and I have been HARD AT WORK to find anything related to "Ol' Jeffrey," that's what I like to call him. "Ol' Jeffrey likes 'em young!" is what they used to say about him. They say that about him now, but they used to say it about him back then, too. Maybe not as much as now. Maybe it's even, I don't know. But what they haven't said about this sick nasty BASTARD pervert could fill books—probably two, maybe even three: Moshua Joon. In every still classified Epstein document, there isn't anyone who shows up the most. So much so that the BEAUTIFUL and HARD WORKING patriots at my amazing DOJ have taken to calling him "LIL' EPSTEIN!" IN FACT, he's the only one who shows up AT ALL! And this compromising photo of him shows us his TRADEMARK smirk. Going forward, my message to the American People is to "TRUST ME!" Trust me that we will bring the full might of American payment processors to bear to hunt down this sicko; so that then my "boys" and my "gals," hopefully we may then put this whole thing behind us! Thank you for your attention to this matter! MIGA! (Make The Capital-I Internet Great Again!) [Attached: Photo of "Moshua Joon" in fake nose and glasses sporting a snow-covered winter coat in front of the Epstein island temple.]