DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Rustybuttons]

That's something I rarely see discussed and I 100% agree with you. He's got the reverse of what people with body dysmorphia have, instead of a skinny person seeing themselves in a mirror and thinking they're fat, he's a fat ugly rapidly decaying gremlin who thinks he looks like an attractive muscular chad whenever he sees himself in a mirror. I mean how many times in the past 2 years have we heard him delusionally claiming that he's "aging gracefully"?

it isn’t just reverse of body dysmorphia, it IS; it’s the body dysmorphia former-fatass narcissists have when they lose a handful of fat, and think that = skinny. someone needs to teach him what skinny-fat is. he genuinely has a scarily low muscle mass just based off observation

 

[Lord_Point]

There is a reason that every time we have a character creator phil makes his avatar look like himself, yet somehow the avatar is tall, fit, has a full set of hair, and doesn't have a patchy pube beard.

Phil really thinks thats accurate to his appearance.

 

[Iron Hamster]

There's no way kat could be alone at the house for a whole week, even if Philip left a 2ft tall stack of McDoubles on the kitchen floor. Jasper kitty can't take care of her all by himself. What if she falls on her back and can't get up?

If Phail is to be believed (and we know he can't), khet can't wipe her own ass (possible she really can't) without breaking something.

This stupid fuck talks just like Dave. "Aluttapeepul said this and this and this." "I sent this to several detractors, and everyone kept it secret until right now when it's most convenient."

And makes up shit out of whole cloth just like him too.

Ok. If phillip dead, which dent/whale is more likely to visit his grave? Derish or HRTinfusedCoffee?

Derich would hold a candlelight vigil at the grave for a week.

it may even kill the "DSP outlives another one" meme

That meme died the first time some retard claimed he outlived someone older than him. It's beyond stupid.

I will say there was some speculation the condo association paid him a visit - or even his homeowners insurance. If he actually cleaned up and organized the potential fire trap of a room, odds are this was the reason. It would take multiple days to accomplish that.

I would really like it if Jayde clicked around YT and found a more chill, positive-style streamer that doesn't relentlessly beg, belittle their audience, and actually likes playing video games.

Would be Phail's first ever positive contribution to society.

 

[Whaler]

I will say there was some speculation the condo association paid him a visit - or even his homeowners insurance. If he actually cleaned up and organized the potential fire trap of a room, odds are this was the reason. It would take multiple days to accomplish that.

I always pushed against this, because it would require somebody being dumb enough to harass his HOA over the claims he (Phil) makes during his streams about the state the Condo is in, but at this point, if there was even the slightest bit of evidence that suggested it, I'd believe it fully knowing Doody would actually be retarded enough to spam his HOA about it.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I will say there was some speculation the condo association paid him a visit - or even his homeowners insurance. If he actually cleaned up and organized the potential fire trap of a room, odds are this was the reason. It would take multiple days to accomplish that.

nah, he definitely went to CT

 

[verymuchawful]

DSP is so generous to come back to streaming so the detractors can eat again.

 

[Dave'sWeakestDent]

I sense that today is going to the be most faggotish, insufferable, dance around the subject or ignore questions, clown and dent fueled stream we have seen in quite some time.

The usual oxygen thieves are going to whale the return of their dent ruler, and some other lonely faggots (who already started) are going do dolphine mong donos here are there to get recognized by their ぶたせんぱい (pig senpai)

This return stream is going to be absolute fucking dogshit and i'm missing when Dave was gone.

 

[DerelictOnion]

If Phail is to be believed (and we know he can't), khet can't wipe her own ass (possible she really can't) without breaking something.

She probably can't reach it at this point. Gotta shove the shower head down there and hope for the best

 

[LieLieFyre]

It was a fun few days. Gonna be ruined by the stream. I wish everyone who is actually gonna watch him good luck.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Should we bring up a quick poll to guess who thinks Phil will bring up Doody's stalking as a sympathy point for donos?

 

[Synechdoche]

Doody is a fucking retard who reposts other people's videos, just so he can spam 10 videos a day. Doody is an obsessed retard. Who the fuck wants to watch hours of Phail content a day, even from detractor channels?

too bad, I missed the doody bashing.

I hate that faggot. I remember when his channel started, before he gained traction (for whatever reason) . He called DSP "racist, sexist homobhobe" without a hint of irony and was constantly moral-fagging. He still does that, but he toned it down, cause he knows most detractors hate it and he really wants to be part of the detractor cool kids club.

Most detractor jewtubers are hard to watch. It's mostly just 20+ min clips of the pig with the same shitty cut-ins and clickbait titles.
In their defense, the pig is really boring, most of the time.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

When DSP dies we should bury his dents and alogs with him like the Egyptians so they can continue the cycle in the afterlife.

 

[Dona Morte]

Doody is an obsessed opping retard.

FTFY
Alogging styles don't change. The things he did around Wingo will never go away for him. That and the fact he stopped posting so regularly when he got demonetized. Tik Tok Youtube changes are comming and I hope Doody is the first to be clipped.
I like creativity not just someone turning the camera on and clipping like a content mill.

should respect

That ship has sailed a long time ago. Doody does things because he knows people don't want to watch Phil's streams and will just click for the run down.
That picture of the front porch was cringe shit and inappropriate (It's also not moralizing to say so.) The point of watching Phil is that you don't think about him 24/7. Watch your content and touch some grass, and if he get's boring there is plenty of other cows in the pasture.

Doody should be buried next to Phil's ass hole. Lips firmly on the end. The place at his feet goes firmly to OIC after all.
I find this pathological fear of criticizing some detractors BIZZARE. It's not moralizing or policing- we're all humans and we all make mistakes. The Doody guarding in his comments was worth exploring:

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/darksydephil-a-logs-general.17334/post-21968945

I bet he went to CT. If his mom passed then my condolences. If not I hope she is feeling better. I think he will spill the beans because after all he missed a few days of streaming and there is money to be made. It's beggin' time!

 

[Son of Big Boss]

The world without Phil on the internet would have been a better place. Disappointing.

Ironically it would have been better for him too. If he left the internet 100%, found a job and disappeared from the face of the earth both his mental and health issues would slowly improve.

No more worrying about detractors, no more worrying about convincing retards to give up their SSI checks, no more money to burn on WWE, Alcohol and Fast Food... He would be forced to actually earn his money so all his vices would need to go.

 

[San Dimas High School]

too bad, I missed the doody bashing.

I hate that faggot. I remember when his channel started, before he gained traction (for whatever reason) . He called DSP "racist, sexist homobhobe" without a hint of irony and was constantly moral-fagging. He still does that, but he toned it down, cause he knows most detractors hate it and he really wants to be part of the detractor cool kids club.

Most detractor jewtubers are hard to watch. It's mostly just 20+ min clips of the pig with the same shitty cut-ins and clickbait titles.
In their defense, the pig is really boring, most of the time.

Kino Casino went pretty hard on Doody last night. Which was funny but a little obvious that they have zero opinions of their own and just go with the crowd, since they were glazing him a few weeks ago and he's exactly as shitty as he's always been.

 

[We Are The Witches]

He would be forced to actually earn his money so all his vices would need to go.

I don't think so chief, he would have an incentive for it... but would he do it? Maybe not, maybe he would succum like he does now, and get in actual financial trouble while being poor. He'd probably even go harder on alcohol as a result, and even actual gambling (you know, for money and not PNGs).

He is naturally lazy and jealous, has no discipline or strength, that's not a good combination.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Kino Casino went pretty hard on Doody last night. Which was funny but a little obvious that they have zero opinions of their own and just go with the crowd, since they were glazing him a few weeks ago and he's exactly as shitty as he's always been.

Good to see Doody finally getting shit on by most. He's always been terrible.

But, especially with Phil, there's always going to be demand for cutting his horrible streams and skipping to the very few moments that show how dumb and warped Phil and the vortex around him is.

 

[UsedUp]

Expect at least a 90min recap of his July 4th stream to really drag shit on.

 

[Synechdoche]

Kino Casino went pretty hard on Doody last night. Which was funny but a little obvious that they have zero opinions of their own and just go with the crowd, since they were glazing him a few weeks ago and he's exactly as shitty as he's always been.

The one time dsp made me laugh unironically, was when the casino was hyping him up and he said he flushed the doody.

He stole that from ppp, but still, I got a kick out of it.

I actually don't mind the casino's sense of humor and how they handle stuff like this. They understand themselves as a drama/comedy show with an ephasis on comedy. So I don't mind this.
Only reason I don't watch them often is, both their voices are really annoying to me. Like, if it was only one of them, who had an annoying voice, you could tolerate it. But then Tardski starts screeching and it's just a little too much for me.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I think I hate his Kick chat more than his Youtube chat. It's one thing to be a retarded unironic fan but these idiots spend hours larping and spamming the most unfunny shit every stream, it's fucking embarrassing.