🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Kiislova]

Opinion discarded, retard edition.
How people can be this willingfully ignorant surprises me, although after all, shes a GG old timer like Ralph or Briana.

Code sperg but what retard in the Gamemaker dev team decided that "<= 0.5" being falsey was good language design? Are they retarded? Did Maldavius Figtree social engineer his way onto the Gamemaker dev team???

It makes perfect sense if you are using unitary everything, where your data range is [0,1], this makes it easy to make everything that is "at least halfway there" evaluate as true. This is quite common in many use cases to normalize your data ranges to [0, 1]

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

can someone explain the difference in self explaining code and commented code in a way a small autistic child could understand? I want to understand but this is like....I don't want to say 100% out of my depth, but at the edges of my understanding.

kinda like ducktaping and labeling wires so it would be easier to comeback to and work with after. because eventually you need to replug one of the wires into another socket or change the wire or some other shit
or you would have a complete mess of the christmas lights that you would have to backtrack to figure which one is which.

 

[whalebiologist]

ferretfucker.

 

[Shaneequa]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jg8wXW934HY:313
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Update:

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I don't think this was posted yet?
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Does he just thrive on being contrarian? He says literally the opposite of what's correct.

can someone explain the difference in self explaining code and commented code in a way a small autistic child could understand?

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[canalCrab]

kinda like ducktaping and labeling wires so it would be easier to comeback to and work with after. because eventually you need to replug one of the wires into another socket or change the wire or some other shit
or you would have a complete mess of the christmas lights that you would have to backtrack to figure which one is which.

I think "labelling a bunch of black wires going through the same cable pipe vs using different colours of wires + labels for them" is more apt.

Update:

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> makes a lengthy video, refuses to watch "lengthy" videos.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

Is the fact that he was actually the victim of 4chan trolling

Get this man a Feature, we need to frame this so everyone can see.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Get this man a Feature, we need to frame this so everyone can see.

wait till jannies wake up

 

[Davy Jones' Left Nut]

Get this man a Feature, we need to frame this so everyone can see.

It proves even a complete loser having trained his speech and his voice can achieve public approval.

Until said loser starts sharing his ubertarded thoughts.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Forgive me if this seems "shilly" but postal 2 (the game used to make a lot of SKG / MALD memes, like the one where maldy gets shot) is currently on steam sale for 99cents for the next day or so. (normally 10$)

I figure its enough topic adjacent to be ok to mention. So if you want to make a maldy meme with a petition (tuesdays objective) its only a dollar. It also has steam workshop which is always nice

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

>chat is full of dicksuckers and yesmen (it's twitch, duh)
>ignores them
>mild criticism comes into chat
>his eyes dilate towards it
>he focuses hard
>pauses everything he's doing
>"this guy thinks he can come in MY chat, give ME criticism and call ME gay?"
>he grabs his ferret
>rubs it against his crotch relentlessly
>"yeah, hmm, I'm gonna ban that guy"
>his finger coil and stretch at the ban button
>he feels the climax coming
>You have been banned from PirateSoftware's chat!
>the counter goes up in the corner
>everyone cheers him on
>guy got the climax of his life
>"Insane behavior, dude"
>ferret drops to the floor
>goes to the toilet
>cleans himself with his gnome
>comes back and sees an unban request
>"Do you see the reason? What am I supposed to do for you?"
>goes on to suck off his microphone

I just watched Warcraft 3's undead campaign and imagined Jason as Arthas and the ferret as Frostmourne.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

postal 2 [] is currently on steam sale for 99cents for the next day or so.

It's because Running With Scissors are absolute chads.



Archived it for you.

0:13

 

[Slimpacks]

Here are the transcripts in multiple formats, do note:
- TTS are not clearly annotated
- This is a small AI model, it makes mistakes, so do not take anything here as correct, use it to find interesting timestamps, then go check yourself.

The zip files contains different subtitle formats, you can overlay them on the video if you so desire. I used the 360p as an audio source.

Thanks for uploading. Sadly, there's nothing really interesting outside of the Coding Jesus crash out, but that's expected since he doesn't rant a lot during gaming streams, it's the blockgame streams where he's malding every 15 minutes.

There are some bits you can laugh at though

Refusing to give a new heartbound update deadline, his friend is mocking viewers for asking why isn't he working on it

Spoiler

0:41

PirateSoftware gay. Probably lurks in the bbc threads on /pol/

Spoiler

0:50

Responding to the voice changer allegations

Spoiler

1:41

Having a normal conversation about his website being shit

Spoiler

0:37

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

It's because Running With Scissors are absolute chads.
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Archived it for you.
POV you're StopKillingGames [dF3d-SgxOGs].webm

Yeah, no. It will take much more than shitting on an easy target for Running With "Postal Dude would never be transphobic or homophobic, please sub to this OF whore btw" Scissors to be forgiven.

 

[Nabeshin]

Having a normal conversation about his website being shit

"I loving using <br> for new line", but isn't that really what <br> is for? I don't know how that's a mocking

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Postal Dude would never be transphobic or homophobic

Postal dude is only as transphobic and homophobic as you are =)

I honestly think it might of been more branding, the game ALSO has trannies walking around with tits and clear as fuck facial hair, postal is hated enough as is, and this was at the top of bidens administration where kamala getting in to replace MIGHT of been likely.

But either way its a fucking dollar. Even if a dozen kiwis got it, and steam took its 30%, thats enough to maybe get a few double cheeseburgers from mcdonalds....who cares?

ALSO

 

[itogi]

Fresh Harmful Opinions vid on Mald

PreserveTube, local:

11:20

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

I highly recommend this talk if thats interesting to you.

So I'm actually watching this talk, and there's this section about The Infosec Bro (Timestamp 4:01, https://youtu.be/eunYrrcxXfw?t=241),

so I introduced you to my
mental image of the InfoSec bro somebody that bro splaine's oversimplifies things so here's here's

The InfoSec Bro​

like a scenario that you know it's like I'm witnessing this this is kind of a quote of the type of things that you'd
hear from a bro splinter about assembly language

seeing it's a one-to-one mapping they're basically the same thing

you can take machine code and you know exactly what assembly it is it's just it's just once in zero
you know he's saying there's no other layers of abstraction between assembly and the processor

that's okay the downside is I took all these I didn't make these quotes up

Jason is getting roasted from the past.

 

[WanderingWalker]

Already at less than 20k sigs to hit the next goal, and it's only the 9th!



Unfortunately I don't think we're going to see SKG overtake Right2Water's record for signature count unless something else happens to seriously reignite attention for it again before the months out, but even at just the current average it's def going to be up there as one of the next most successful initiatives so far at least

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

kinda like ducktaping and labeling wires so it would be easier to comeback to and work with after. because eventually you need to replug one of the wires into another socket or change the wire or some other shit
or you would have a complete mess of the christmas lights that you would have to backtrack to figure which one is which.

I'd say it's more like using standard wire colours like this versus the obviously superior mald version to use black wire for everything and adding a label to every single wire