💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Kheapathic]

Nick somehow made fried eggs unappealing. I have no idea what delusions he has when commenting on other people's cooking skills.

I find most food critics to be insufferable, that being said all I know is the shit I see on Food Network at hotels. But if you really want to lose faith in who a good cook/chef is; look up Gordon Ramsay making a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. I don't give a fuck if I know I'm a lazy cook or how many Michelin Stars he has, he should lose his empire over what he tried to pass off.

Burnt to fuck on the outside and the inside... IT'S FUCKING RAW!

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

The Kurt content is also very creepy. He obsesses over EVERY tiny action Kurt makes. Kurt uses a chopper instead of a knife? Laugh at it. Kurt uses red bell peppers instead of yellow? Laugh at it. Kurt mentions the tool he's using is from an Austrian brand? Laugh at it.

It’s all he has left, apparently. And he’s still angry that the Farms made fun of his sad stroganoff. Hamburger Helper never looked that shitty, but stay mad I guess.

That’s probably what the weird sauce comment was about. “Your BBQ is so weak it needs sauce hurrdurr.” Nevermind that true BBQ enthusiasts will argue to the death over which is better: Memphis, Kansas City, the Carolinas? There’s nothing wrong with BBQ sauce.

And do you think for a minute I believe this chump was outside grilling the other day for 5 kids and 2 adults while also running back and forth to get on a stream? No, I do not.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick tells people to watch a clip of Aaron coming back from a break on his show, noting Aaron looks similar to when Nick was using. He makes a point of calling out Aaron's bubbly stomach and itchy nose. Nick has been suspecting/thinking Aaron has been using for some time now.

I don't know what the fuck that brain damaged drug addict is talking about, Aaron looks like his normal self there. And I know what cocaine addiction looks like thanks to the retarded Nick Rugieta who made it very obvious.
Probably shouldn't accuse people of crimes based on nothing, especially when that person has a TRO against you and you need to show it's not valid, just under a week from now...

Horrifying but not at all surprising to hear that Nick is back to enjoying the Kurt content he's so aroused by that he can't stop playing it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That’s probably what the weird sauce comment was about.

It was a reference to Melton referring to himself as “Big Sauce.” It was also yet another failed attempt at humor from cuck Nick.

 

[Swole McPole]

Yes, he publicly offered anyone $1000 to make a compilation of every time Aaron mentioned Nick since the date specified in the restraining order that the harassment started

Surely this was before his disappearance? IIRC, he got the compilation, streamed it and then went offline for days. I was wondering whether he'd mentioned Aaron since he came back after that? Trying to figure out whether his period off-line was related to somebody telling him to stop posting about Aaron while he was under the TRO, or is it just business as usual?

 

[daffodils]

Some weirdos in chat think Rekieta Law is a law show.

 

[Peace Through Power]

How does he do this. He has been Joker-laughing for two hours while watching the most boring Kurt video I've ever seen.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

"I've also been dealing with an ailment that makes some physical activity more a little bit more difficult"

"I'm trying to convince the county that my "heat allergy" precludes me from physical labor in the unbearably harsh Minnesota summer sun."

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ok, what is he using now. He is obviously not clean
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My god he's greasy. I think he's stopped bathing.

 

[CoomerTine]

I actually feel pity at this point that’s how pathetic this is

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Some weirdos in chat think Rekieta Law is a law show.
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What a fucking dumbass. He pled guilty and it’s hugely controversial that the prosecution declined to go for the death penalty.

Nick is either pretending he doesn’t know this or is just that ignorant of one of the biggest criminal law cases of the last 2+ years.

 

[CoomerTine]

What a fucking dumbass. He pled guilty and it’s hugely controversial that the prosecution declined to go for the death penalty.

Nick is either pretending he doesn’t know this or is just that ignorant of one of the biggest criminal law cases of the last 2+ years.

That case has plenty of content to talk about, if Nick cared about actual legal stuff there’s hours of material on Kohberger alone but Nick is just a degenerate loser now

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

That case has plenty of content to talk about, if Nick cared about actual legal stuff there’s hours of material on Kohberger alone but Nick is just a degenerate loser now

Well, it's not a law channel, after all. Even though he says it is every introduction.

I mean, you wouldn't expect him to discuss the merits of the prosecutor not extracting a motive as part of the plea as part of the decision not to seek the death penalty, which may provide more closure for the family, or how the families are unable to face the killer in court. The pros and cons of expensive and time consuming trials, the added back and fourth of reliving it in various death penalty appeals that will no longer take place.

Or even the merits of the evidence itself, perhaps it wasn't a slam dunk case with the absence of a weapon, very limited DNA and no known motive. It's all very boring. Nothing worth discussing

 

[3MMA]

We can all see that you keyboard rage until 4AM. Also, no one cares about your supposed sleep disorder anymore - even your chat. Get it fixed and shut up.

Is this the worst "comeback" in the history of the Internet?

All day everyday, stubbin that toe. I read that bit above about his supposed sleep disorder as “cheap disorder” & found it was still accurate. His multiple Dx’s, (most made up,) are as tiring as he is nowadays. He’s had years to get to fixing it all, real & imagined but this liar needs the cheap excuses more. Nicks still onboard for worst comeback, this return to streaming has been choppy, limp, & incomplete at best & still lacks a real time schedule of any sort beyond the requisite ‘no shows’ he pulls when he’s down bad with a case of the vapors over old ToeBoy.

Okay so two things:
1) He hired a professional photographer and he looks THAT bad? I just assumed that it was taken by someone he knew in town or something.
2) Really shows where his state of mind was when his kids were taken by the state. He was so adamant how distraught he was, so distraught that he couldn't even stream. But yet, while his kids were in custody, he was paying professionals to photograph how funny and weird his life is, and getting wolf tattoos. Absolutely sick

Fuckin’ wolf tattoos.
ETA:

Three Wolves, kissing
All credit for 3Wolf Tatt design to @Shush

 

[Steve Seagull]

What a surprise, he’s using his “ailment” to claim he shouldn’t be made to do manual labor as part of community service.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IShmL1O7HM8

"I'm trying not to (...) As I've come back, I'm trying to keep my personal stuff out of, you know, out of the show. But um some stuff will inevitably be there"

Yeah, we can really see your effort.

"Hey, uh, do I have to do 8 hour shifts? Like I don't mind if I do have to do eight hour shifts, but I'm just curious, right? like it's like can I do 4 hour shifts or 2 hours like depending on what I have available..."

His audacity is honestly staggering. This guy got off unbelievably easy for having enough coke to raise serious charges... and now he’s calling up his probation officer to haggle over community service? Like it’s a gym schedule? Two hours here, four hours there... just whenever he feels like it? Whenever his personal life allows time for it?

He’s completely out of his mind. I’m genuinely baffled.

He's same as Saul on his community service:

The Kurt content is also very creepy. He obsesses over EVERY tiny action Kurt makes.

He’s utterly consumed by anyone who ever slighted him and completely powerless to stop. What fascinates me is that many narcissists with even a shred of self-awareness learn to mask those extremes as they know it’ll scare people off or reveal their malice too soon. But he’s lost every vestige of that filter.

He reminds me of my late, demented grandfather. Every time I visited, he’d launch into the same tirade... same people, same offenses, and there was no shutting him down. Nick’s identical.

Nick’s so fixated that logic, self-preservation, even basic social cues have evaporated. There’s no cat on the ceiling whispering, “Maybe picking on Kurt for the 3423rd time isn’t the best strategy, you’re losing everyone.” He doesn’t care about the fallout... only spite and vengeance matter.

 

[dustnight]

Nick's visibly gotten noticably disheveled after less than 3 hours of streaming

What's going on?
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The Kurt content is also very creepy. He obsesses over EVERY tiny action Kurt makes. Kurt uses a chopper instead of a knife? Laugh at it. Kurt uses red bell peppers instead of yellow? Laugh at it. Kurt mentions the tool he's using is from an Austrian brand? Laugh at it.

It's very unsettling how seriously Nick takes literally every little thing Kurt does.

Kurt using a chopper
instead of a knife!


He's used red bell peppers??!

He mentioned the tool
he's using is from an Austrian brand


BUT AARON ATE MAaaAAAAaaah GOOOOO

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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instead of a knife!

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he's using is from an Austrian brand

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BUT AARON ATE MAaaAAAAaaah GOOOOO

"CHAOS" would take your post's comparison to Joker as a compliment (he does lack self-awareness though).

 

[Melty Butter]

Presidential Power, Missing Lists, A Glorious Time​

890 top YT live viewers

Summary:
- He starts community service tomorrow. He's been trying to "swindle his way" into doing something useful for community service. He asked his PO if he must do 8 hour shifts because he doesn't want to. He'd prefer shorter ones bc the family isn't used to him being away that long. Complained about his health ailment. Said he could do something useful like make broccoli for his 80 hours.

- In response to a chat asking what he does for income now he replied, "Well, this. This is my job... not working is, y'know, not great... but unfortunately I have about 5 billion things going on." Said he's trying to keep his personal stuff out of the show. Referenced the "false harassment restraining order" briefly. Said he couldn't dig into it because he'd have to alert his PO.

- Explained in detail how the balls go into the Balldo sex toy (yes, he did that).

- An okay discussion of birthright citizenship, American history/amendments, and district court judges. (It wasn't bad content, but I'm a nerd about these things.) He got a lot a lot of push-back from Confederate nuts in the chat and got a bit derailed but he held his own. His position on it was surprisingly reasonable.

- Cooking with Kurt. He weirdly thinks Kurt was just copying him. (Overall, it was funny but way too long.)

- Played a few Aaron Supertips:

Said that he can still talk about Aaron or play his voiced based on the HRO.

- Someone asked what his emo band name would be. He replied with, "Love Is A Lie & I'm a Felon"

- Admitted to wearing eyeliner on the threesome pic; said he has no reason to do so anymore

- A kid interrupted with a bad tummy. He went off screen for a minute, came back and said he told the kid to take PeptoBismol

- Sunny the dog is fine. "She's enjoying the summer."

- A late Aaron reference:



- Signed off by saying he has to be at "community service in 4 and a half hours". He plans to stream tomorrow night.

 

[Chef Red Pill]

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Warning, the alleged streams are going to be ass.

It's interesting how the man on an amphetamine diet constantly obsesses over other people's food and weight. Like my nigger, you admit to taking a drug that suppresses your appetite. Nitrous Nick has no self control and there's no doubt in my mind that if the state righteously stripped him of his Adderall prescription, he'd lean into food as a crutch.