”There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath.”
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.
Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
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Don't post if you have nothing to say. Don't post for attention. Further the conversation in some way.
There are a number of users who are posting whatever garbage immediately comes to mind every time a new thread comes up. I know that this is a webforum about an autistic man in drag who shits himself, but we used to have some quality of discussion.
Mods and users voiced concerns with trying to stamp out shitposting in this board by saying it's hard to draw a definitive line around what constitutes a "quality" post, but I think we can start here:
If your post could belong in literally any Chris thread and not change in meaning, it will be deleted.
I just can't get over how senior users who've been around since like 2012 think it's fine to just spam the goddamn website. Don't shit where you eat.
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Thank you. I honestly didn't think you'd ever get around to implementing this.
Notorious Bum Driller
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Jesse Radin
Person of Interest
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Thank you Null.
As a "Verified Kiwileak" I am a security risk but I'll try to keep my DoomMonkey/Megan tendencies in check.
The Man Behind the Laughter
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I'm ok with that. There's always something to discuss about Chris, and so many single sentence jokes have been run into the ground already.
Boo
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Christorical Figure
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To further clarify, if you see a new thread about Chris tweeting or making a video or whatever, and you feel like posting any of the following:
"No"
"Die Chris/Fuck off Chris"
"Is Chris getting better?"
"Chris is X and I would not have sex with him"
Kindly keep it to yourself because no one cares.
Donate to MATI: http://bit.ly/MadAtTheInternet
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GS 281
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We can still call Chris a potato and consult with other moderators about how they cybersex with him to remain on his friends list right?
neg rate me = u admit to being a fagit cuck nerd ߷
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True & Honest Fan
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Add an appendium to the rule that states only autism420 is exempt.
Aahhhh the French
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What about implementing the r9k system where no message can be posted twice?
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Thanks for the perfect example.
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