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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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- 26 de Abr, 2024
Dave hasn't been south of 200 lbs. since high school, if even then. I don't know where he gets his delusions.
He is 5'12", he said so himself.
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- 28 de Jul, 2022
Im calling it now there's no way deathstranding 2 will survive more then 3 streams without a wage quit. Unless OIC really wants him to play it.
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- 19 de Oct, 2020
"Were you winning?"
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- 10 de Oct, 2020
BREAKING NEWS:
On mobile so cant screenshot good, but someone contacted the Cast n Chill developer. Apparently they have Phil a code to play the game, hence why it was still wishlist for him. They also said they'll be more careful about who they give codes to in the future due to how Phil acted.
On mobile so cant screenshot good, but someone contacted the Cast n Chill developer. Apparently they have Phil a code to play the game, hence why it was still wishlist for him. They also said they'll be more careful about who they give codes to in the future due to how Phil acted.
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- 23 de Nov, 2024
behold, the streamer who keeps it real w/o sponsors and has NEVER SOULED OUT
"i cant just play the game for me!"
"i cant just play the game for me!"
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- 7 de Abr, 2022
Phil has been doing this for 17 years, of course he knows what he's doing duhuh. Those news anchor-style intros get him 800 views while having 200000 dead subs.
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- 3 de Feb, 2023
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- 13 de Jul, 2017
Oh my god! I can't believe it!
Phil lied to us!
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- 27 de Jun, 2017
Ultimate clown mode for his premiere Death Stranding 2 stream. He's been acting like an absolute idiot for the entire first hour. It's funny how he shits on streamers who cater to children, but he has no problems doing it himself when he tries to go viral. This shit is just cringe and his dumb jokes are unbearable.
*The Main Character comes on-screen*
Phil: "There he is, Samwise Gamgee-Porter!"
Kill yourself.
*The Main Character comes on-screen*
Phil: "There he is, Samwise Gamgee-Porter!"
Kill yourself.
San Dimas High School
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- 10 de Jun, 2021
You can tell he wants to be Mystery Science Theater 3k so badly except he isn't funny and can't think on his feet at all. It's really sad to watch. Anyone else would just be quiet.
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- 1 de Feb, 2020
The worst Phil content is this fucking clownmode shit he does
The entire intro to this Death Stranding 2 stream has been Phil at maximum annoyance levels, it is unreal. I feel unwell. Him being shit at games is one thing but him trying to be funny like this is just unbearable, I genuinely hate it.
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- 1 de Mayo, 2025
dsp on a date is probably just as autistic as every other thing he does. Imagine paying for the bill lol he’s such a nigger
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- 14 de Jul, 2022
Clownmode is one of Phil's worst career moves. You can only tolerate that shit if you're Derich/Jayde levels of stupid. I don't even think most of the whales watch it, they just drive by tip then leave. He's only unintentionally funny when he's angry, desperate or both.
So Phil completely retconned his Elden Ring and Sekiro playthroughs. He's now claiming he mastered Elden Rings and beat Malenia multiple times easily. Then he claimed that he didn't brag about not using summons or any Ashes because he got nothing from it, despite the fact that he kept claiming he was better than everybody else because he wasn't using them. His Sekiro gameplay lies was more of the same, he mastered the game and perfected parrying. He beat the final boss in three attempts while taking 15 minutes while everybody else was taking hours to beat it.
This is it, there is no "timeline", "history", or "video evidence of the contrary" in Phils world. Everything he says now is the truth, any thing that refutes the claim, even if it's from his own streams or mouth, is wrong. The only time he's wrong is in the future when he needs to retcon it either for money or to play the victim, and even then when he admits he was wrong, he's still somehow correct you just don't understand how the real world works.
This is it, there is no "timeline", "history", or "video evidence of the contrary" in Phils world. Everything he says now is the truth, any thing that refutes the claim, even if it's from his own streams or mouth, is wrong. The only time he's wrong is in the future when he needs to retcon it either for money or to play the victim, and even then when he admits he was wrong, he's still somehow correct you just don't understand how the real world works.
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- 27 de Dic, 2021
He's like a little kid when they unwrap a new toy. I call it the Day 1 Yap. He applies it for those poor souls that are looking for the new game and happen to find his stream. They don't know that 80% of the time he has the face of an angry, retarded Bulldog. Its always fake positivity or the dreaded "whalecome home" while eye-fuxking the viewcount.
The worst part (aside from the forced jokes) is when he wastes time moving around and trying out all the controls for no reason. I mean it's pointless because he'll forget the controls or complain about dropped inputs in the next stream. Though one in particular happened in Sekiro with the "STAHP THIS" rant that was a combo of both forced joke and a display of his inability to retain info so he can "just get to da game, godamnit!"
It cannot be stressed enough how this chud preys on day one gameplay