💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Votos: 40 9.9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Votos: 14 3.5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Votos: 12 3.0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Votos: 192 47.5%
  • Continuance...

    Votos: 146 36.1%

  • Total de votantes
    404
  • Encuesta cerrada .
This made me realize if nick was on the farms he'd 100% be the kind of guy who spergs out about getting top hats.
He would be in your DM's for giving him a mark and Nulls DM's about getting autism or a hat mark.

Nick would be one of the group dm gooners sending polycule pics and porn he's jerking to
He'd be sending images of himself to all of beauty parlor flexing while wearing that Jamaican cuckbeater.
 
Yeah, and I didn't even enjoy that as much as the recent "debate" with acclaimed author David Foster Wallace. That was "Tommie Tooter talks to Bob Chandler"-tier gold. Ralph still has it on occasion.
Man I haven't thought of Tommie in forever, talk about washed cows. People compare Nick to Ralph, but he's more more than likely gonna end up like Tommie.
 
If Nick didn't have holes in his brain he'd realize that the Court slapping Aaron with a $50 aka 1 KNU, meant something. Mainly there sick of Nick's shit. So I'm sure there inclined to listen to Nick and his lawyer (who is presumably getting billiable hours). Again, he's just metaphorically punching himself in the face like a retard.
 
No wonder he doesn't want to get in good standing:481.06 GENERAL DUTIES.Every attorney at law shall:
I'm pretty sure that being or not being in good standing doesn't allow a former attorney who is prohibited from practicing law by court order from claiming to be practicing law in a legal filing.

Randazza claimed that on behalf of the prohibited from practicing law by court order fail lawyer Nick Rekieta. According to Randazza, despite the fact that Nick is legally prohibited, by court order, from practicing law, Nick actually is practicing law.

Defendant Rekieta is a Minnesota attorney. Id. at ¶ 3. He practices law under Rekieta Law,
LLC. See Rekieta Law, LLC Articles of Organization, attached as Exhibit 32.

Randazza even attaches an exhibit to prove that Nick illegally owns a law firm, despite not being authorized to practice law, and is practicing law, despite being prohibited by court order from practicing law.
 
he was doing industrial level shit!
I don't think nitrous comes in full size and pressure welding style tanks, he probably got a much smaller and lower pressure tank from a party supply store. So party clown level shit.
 
(Kurt does actually practice, most of Lawtube seem to want to do Streaming/ trial coverage as their primary job and practicing as something they can do on the side)
Kurt hasn't worked in several years outside of youtube and even then he did patent law not criminal (still respectable)

I believe Potentially Criminal, Runkle, MLS, and Larry all still practice. Not sure who else...Law & Lumber?
 
Kurt hasn't worked in several years outside of youtube and even then he did patent law not criminal (still respectable)

I believe Potentially Criminal, Runkle, MLS, and Larry all still practice. Not sure who else...Law & Lumber?
Bald Joe from Jew (lol)gic is still out there jewing everyone he can as a slumlord debt collector.
 
I don't think nitrous comes in full size and pressure welding style tanks, he probably got a much smaller and lower pressure tank from a party supply store. So party clown level shit.
I think you can buy nitrous tanks for welding, so yeah he might just have a big one

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We do what we can with what we have. Nick has only a tiny keyboard and his blue fingers to lash out at the world. It's all he has left.
This is all Nick has left:
Balldo Snek Arm.webp
(partially machine generated, partially handmade.)
 
I'm pretty sure that being or not being in good standing doesn't allow a former attorney who is prohibited from practicing law by court order from claiming to be practicing law in a legal filing.
Absolutely. But those general 481.06 duties do become even more on-point if he's actually in good standing (in the sense that "but I'm not authorized, so my general duties as an attorney are n/a" might be lamely advanced as a defense to general duty failures under 481.06 (vs the specific prohibitions in 481.02, which 100% apply to a non-authorized person, and most specifically to a lawyer not authorized to practice)).

I think they all apply to him, which is why I included both sections. But I'm fairly well versed in the Weasel Word language, and I would not put it past him to try to blunt a 481.06 charge on the basis of his dereliction.

Randazza claimed that on behalf of the prohibited from practicing law by court order fail lawyer Nick Rekieta. According to Randazza, despite the fact that Nick is legally prohibited, by court order, from practicing law, Nick actually is practicing law.
Exactly, and reading that motion this morning, along with Josh's questions around Rekieta's use of references to the law LLC vs the media LLC, are what re-inspired my interest in revisiting that drum I (and you, and others) have been banging for +/- a year or more about his holding himself out as a lawyer at all the various points at which he has not been authorized to practice. Pretty sure at some point I laid out the various places (primarily on YT) he'd still been referencing the law LLC/ being a lawyer, even though I'd seen he'd swapped in the media LLC in some places (50-50; I know I did the research and found quite a bit; possible I didn't bother posting each item).

He has multiple layers of professional rules and criminal statutes violations based even solely on his conduct and his overt and implied representations that he is a lawyer and owner of a law firm, despite not lawfully being either.

I think I may have mentioned before that a thing the MN professional responsibility has done is send a stern warning letter to people awaiting/applying for admission, after passing the Bar and already employed by a Minnesota firm, who correspond with the OLPR on their firm letterhead about their pending admission without including an explicit disclaimer that they are not yet admitted in the state (and, if applicable, where they are admitted and in good standing). In those scenarios, the prospective admittees did not say or imply they were "Minnesota lawyers" at all, in any way; they merely failed to explicitly state that they are not (yet). The OLPR do not like bullshitting over technicalities.

Randazza even attaches an exhibit to prove that Nick illegally owns a law firm, despite not being authorized to practice law, and is practicing law, despite being prohibited by court order from practicing law.
Yes, the articles of organization I mentioned? Like I said, didn't go pull the exhibits, but as the text in the motion didn't note the LLC has a status of administrative termination, I (apparently correctly) guessed he just happened not to include that.

Randazza/ his firm appear to have a low standard or diligence. OR they are just as deceptive as Nick. Everything about his status should have been independently verified and disclosed in that filing.

...and gosh, do you suppose Nick reviewed and approved that filing? Either he did and didn't disclose (see, again, 481.06 (4) and 481.07), or Randazza potentially failed his client by neither performing diligence (of fully publicly available and free information) nor confirming accuracy with his client.
 
I'll do you one better. Behold:

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Was that one of his daughter's outfits? Looks to be a little girl's outfit and he's posing with their toys.
He's clearly getting off to this knowing what we know now and Kayla wanted to use one of her son's Halloween costumes for a boudoir shoot.

It wouldn't surprise me if Nick was getting horny while wearing his daughter's outfit.
 
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So let me get this straight.
Marc Randazza, in an attempt to placate his client's ego, inadvertently stated to the court that Nick Rekieta is actively practising law, when he is in fact, barred from doing so due to his failure to study CTEs?
 
So let me get this straight.
Marc Randazza, in an attempt to placate his client's ego, inadvertently stated to the court that Nick Rekieta is actively practising law, when he is in fact, barred from doing so due to his failure to study CTEs?
I don't know his motivation but yes, he did that. He put it in a legal filing that Nick is committing crimes.
 
Nick knows deep down that he'll fail to keep the bodycam footage private upon the case going to the court of appeal. As has been noted, the videos WERE entered into evidence. I do not believe that he is merely afraid of the World seeing his drug den and the squalid conditions. I think it's more. He also knows that the entire footage will be analyzed to an autistic degree. It's what we do.

We're going to find something in that footage. Something he's aware that's there. It's not a moment in the clips, it's an area of the house. Something that's going to explain things in more detail. Offering some clarity on something we have been debating for a long time. If I was to guess I think it's something that it's so bad that it makes even current day Nick look like a merely grumpy guy on the Internet.

I think it's going to reveal the manner in which his daughter was being dosed. And it's not going to be good... We are going to find things that the police themselves even overlooked. Just my opinion of course. I do not claim to know this as fact.

You're going to hate him much more than you do. (In my opinion). Soon.
 
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