DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Reminds me of the kinofags last year who clearly knew nothing about Phil and were flooding here with "DSP is cool he said so himself!". It was so funny how they fell for the KANG shit, actually started acting like Phil was hot shit and should replace Warski, but when the whole thing fell apart they suddenly went "uuuh we knew all along!" no you didn't you fucking disingenuous cocksuckers.
Honestly, the funniest part about that whole thing in hindsight is that TARDSKI OF ALL PEOPLE saw through Phil first and knew he'd never change and that he'd only be a millstone around their necks. He had way less DMs with him and I remember from the stream they did after the KING SNAKE debacle he'd often just dismissively reply to Phil, if at all, and then immediately told Triple XL to go deal with piggy in DMs.
 
@Old Tonto can’t quote you due to length, apologies. To add to your well-made point, Phil has never known hardship. He went from living with his parents working shit jobs he only needed for presumably spending money, to living in a condo within driving distance of his parents, who came over weekly to do his cleaning and laundry (of his own admission, so fuck knows what else they did for him), to making absurd money through Machinema, then streaming.

Anyone who has struggled through shit hours at a terrible job, been forced to deal with debt collectors to keep from getting a lien placed, or negotiated with a loan company so their car wouldn’t get repossessed, will do anything to keep it from happening again, something I can say because all three of those things happened to me in my earlier life. It is a unique and nauseating and crushing sense of helplessness, and he has no concept of how lucky he is to have never been there.

For now.
 
Phil has never known hardship. He went from living with his parents working shit jobs he only needed for presumably spending money, to living in a condo within driving distance of his parents, who came over weekly to do his cleaning and laundry (of his own admission, so fuck knows what else they did for him), to making absurd money through Machinema, then streaming.
Jaha should’ve finished the job.
 
Why has Phil even gotten interested in colognes? lol, it’s so weird and random.

He literally sits at home all day and apparently sniffs himself. Who exactly is he wearing cologne for?
The lore there, if you didn't know, is that he started saying he would spray cologne in his office to mask the musty smell in there. Then he said he'd wear it himself. The other day he doubled down and says he sometimes sprays himself multiple times a day because it fades.
 
What Phil has never understood when he cuts his wrestling promos is that heels only work when they are used to build up a babyface who gives them their comeuppance, or they actually have the skills to back up their shit talking in the ring.
True. Also, well written heels generally have a reason which drives them to behave maliciously. Phil's only stance when attempting this is blaming the trolls endlessly, and saying he's never hurt anyone except for this one time right now. He was also the same shitty annoying heel long before he became Youtube famous.

Phil should stick with the disrespected underdog gimmick. At least that works on the dents. But, he can't shake the natural scumbag he is.
 
Reminds me of the kinofags last year who clearly knew nothing about Phil and were flooding here with "DSP is cool he said so himself!". It was so funny how they fell for the KANG shit, actually started acting like Phil was hot shit and should replace Warski, but when the whole thing fell apart they suddenly went "uuuh we knew all along!" no you didn't you fucking disingenuous cocksuckers.
Remember those who unironically posted "wow, Phil is actually pretty entertaining and likable, wtf is up with the DSP subforum? This guy's an actual king! Suffah detractors" then slowly changed their tune to align with Triple P (I call this a dead joke) until it became "uhhh we were playing along with the snake plan retards". Holy fucking groupthink mongs who don't even have the balls to own up to their retardation.
 
@Old Tonto can’t quote you due to length, apologies. To add to your well-made point, Phil has never known hardship. He went from living with his parents working shit jobs he only needed for presumably spending money, to living in a condo within driving distance of his parents, who came over weekly to do his cleaning and laundry (of his own admission, so fuck knows what else they did for him), to making absurd money through Machinema, then streaming.

Anyone who has struggled through shit hours at a terrible job, been forced to deal with debt collectors to keep from getting a lien placed, or negotiated with a loan company so their car wouldn’t get repossessed, will do anything to keep it from happening again, something I can say because all three of those things happened to me in my earlier life. It is a unique and nauseating and crushing sense of helplessness, and he has no concept of how lucky he is to have never been there.

For now.
Phil is a spoiled nepo-baby and that's been known since his early days in the FGC. This is the dude who would buy/could afford full-on Street Fighter 2 cabinets (for reference, buying a SF2 arcade machine today would cost well over $2200) and oodles of merch and bullshit even before his channel took off. He paid for big-name tournaments and had so much spending money that he money-matched people on a regular basis. He always came off as the kind of man child who was saved by mommy and daddy when shit got tough, so I doubt he ever had to endure any level of real financial hardship. Remember, he had his parents fly over to the other side of the country just to clean his house and have momma Burnell give him money to pay his debt.

He maladjusted for a man in his mid 40s. When something happens that he can't control by running to his fans or his parents, I imagine that moment will completely destroy him. He lacks the necessary experience to operate without any kind of guidance, and it shows in how he carries himself.
 
Jaha should’ve finished the job.
Would have been nice if he'd even started it. Honestly fuck all those fgc faggots for not taking him to the woodshed. They were the original detractors who were at liberty to bludgeon him not just verbally but physically over and again until it registered it as the teachable moment where he learned to grow the fuck up. They dropped the ball dood.

It's their fault we're trapped here forever :story:
 
Would have been nice if he'd even started it. Honestly fuck all those fgc faggots for not taking him to the woodshed. They were the original detractors who were at liberty to bludgeon him not just verbally but physically over and again until it registered it as the teachable moment where he learned to grow the fuck up. They dropped the ball dood.

It's their fault we're trapped here forever :story:
they should have done something, anything. now there's... nothing they could do:stress:
 
Remember those who unironically posted "wow, Phil is actually pretty entertaining and likable, wtf is up with the DSP subforum? This guy's an actual king! Suffah detractors" then slowly changed their tune to align with Triple P (I call this a dead joke) until it became "uhhh we were playing along with the snake plan retards". Holy fucking groupthink mongs who don't even have the balls to own up to their retardation.
If someone even likes or tolerates Phil, unironically, for more than 5 seconds, then their brain is fucking broken.

I’m not saying this because he’s a faggot (he is), but because it is so painfully obvious he’s a fake piece of shit with every syllable he utters from his fat POLISH mouth that it’s genuinely hard to fathom anyone stupid enough to consider he might even be an “ok” person.

Side note: if you troll-tip Phil, you’re a faggot. You can get the same, if not better reaction for free in his chat. Don’t give this fat polish fake-Italian any money, even to insult him. Use that money to buy a bullet to blow your brains out, faggot weens.
 
Yet another insane crash out over cologne reviews.
Just proves again that he needs drama. Everyone pretty much forgot about that assbaggery.
Almost 90 mins into the stream. Name 1 thing he's accomplished in Minecraft. I'll wait.
And you're still waiting even though I made it easier.
it comes off as desperate
because he is?
Also him claiming that his "professional trolls" would not eat if he were gone is just delusional.
It's standard lolcow cope. They all do it. Stuttering Bomb, Steal Toe, etc.
Why has Phil even gotten interested in colognes? lol, it’s so weird and random.

He literally sits at home all day and apparently sniffs himself. Who exactly is he wearing cologne for?
Because Jasper pissed on his clothes that he leaves laying around. It's just that simple.
Idk why this got to me but he said he can’t eat pork because it’s too much red meat. Pork is LITERALLY called the other white meat retard. Also this is how you use literally correctly you dumb fuck
Because he's Polish.
Gout groundhog day.
aka: Gouthog Day
I hope DSP chokes and dies live on camera during his next feasting with the pig.
On a chicken bone no less.
 
What Phil has never understood when he cuts his wrestling promos is that heels only work when they are used to build up a babyface who gives them their comeuppance, or they actually have the skills to back up their shit talking in the ring.
Well you gotta remember that DSP is both incredibly retarded and incredibly autistic, like almost to the level of someone like Chris Chan (but with different aspects of the TISM). Anytime he's tried to mimic some sort of subculture (WRASSIN, Kino, Corporations, etc), he's only mimicked the bare minimum surface-level aspects of those subcultures, without understanding what makes those subcultures actually PERTTTTINNETTTT or MEANINGFUL. Then, after mimicking those things he makes them integral aspects of his personality and then freaks the fuck out whenever someone criticizes him or laughs at him over it. Absolutely none of his personality was independently developed (I'd say even his love for the X-Men is the result of him desperately trying to seem cool as a kid to someone other kid in his neighborhood), and every little bit of it was mimicked because he saw someone more important than him doing something or liking a certain subculture.
 
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Chatgpt, says so. I know a guy with routine gout. He's an alcoholic roofer. If you know one, his throat clearing is a dead giveaway. And it's not beer, it's hard liquor. No nicotine.

The reason with his excuse not to do it is cost. He's broke. The kick liquidity every Friday is gone.

Charts don't lie. He's on a downhill spiral like fat Kat V shaped ass.
 
Mainly his job history. Like the time they wanted him to do a five minute online quiz, and Phil told them to take a hike because it wasn’t “part of his job description”.
While I generally counsel workers to stay within the confines of their contracted duties, it is generally to avoid management from saddling them with other peoples' work for no additional pay. Conversely, Phil's reluctance to step outside his responsibilities was based primarily in slothfulness, and once Best Buy eliminated his department it didn't take them long to eliminate him as well. FFS, he got fired for saving less than $3 on three Playstations with his employee discount that he intended to use to run his own tournament.

Granted, we only have that story from DSP, and it’s possible his confrontation was more quiet seething, but he clearly has problems cooperating with people and always believes he’s the smartest guy in the room.
Phil isn't even the smartest guy in the room when he's in a room by himself.

@Old Tonto can’t quote you due to length, apologies.
It's easy enough. Just highlight whatever parts you want to quote and select 'quote'. The editor socks it away nice and tidy.

To add to your well-made point, Phil has never known hardship. He went from living with his parents working shit jobs he only needed for presumably spending money, to living in a condo within driving distance of his parents, who came over weekly to do his cleaning and laundry (of his own admission, so fuck knows what else they did for him), to making absurd money through Machinema, then streaming.
I agree that he has the devil's own luck, largely avoiding true repercussions to his... everything. However, luck eventually runs out. Us waiting to see it finally happen is comparable to fans continuing to buy Rolling Stones tickets; largely because when one of them finally does eat it on stage it will make their ticket stubs into eBay bonanza. "I was there when Mick Jagger stroked the fuck out! I even got some of his bile on me when he went down! What a performance!"

Anyone who has struggled through shit hours at a terrible job, been forced to deal with debt collectors to keep from getting a lien placed, or negotiated with a loan company so their car wouldn’t get repossessed, will do anything to keep it from happening again, something I can say because all three of those things happened to me in my earlier life. It is a unique and nauseating and crushing sense of helplessness, and he has no concept of how lucky he is to have never been there.
That would require self-reflection, which he is either incapable of doing, or refuses to do it. Many who have endured difficult circumstances understand that 1) it can always be worse, and 2) are able to count their blessings/be thankful for the things they do have. As I've stated, Phil does not do this because he is a ridiculous asshole and obviously believes despite everything he has gained, he has deserved far more. Facts to the contrary be damned.

True. Also, well written heels generally have a reason which drives them to behave maliciously. Phil's only stance when attempting this is blaming the trolls endlessly, and saying he's never hurt anyone except for this one time right now. He was also the same shitty annoying heel long before he became Youtube famous.
Indeed, and as @Penultimate Warrior pointed out earlier, irksome heels only work up to a point where the fans expect them to get the just desserts. Conversely, a heel who never gets theirs is both irritating and dull (qv: HHH - Reign of Terror, Duane Johnson - Final Boss).

Remember those who unironically posted "wow, Phil is actually pretty entertaining and likable, wtf is up with the DSP subforum? This guy's an actual king! Suffah detractors" then slowly changed their tune to align with Triple P (I call this a dead joke) until it became "uhhh we were playing along with the snake plan retards". Holy fucking groupthink mongs who don't even have the balls to own up to their retardation.
Haters gonna hate, and faggots gonna suck. It is known.

Phil is a spoiled nepo-baby and that's been known since his early days in the FGC. This is the dude who would buy/could afford full-on Street Fighter 2 cabinets (for reference, buying a SF2 arcade machine today would cost well over $2200) and oodles of merch and bullshit even before his channel took off.
Arcade cabs were never particularly inexpensive, though I would venture that these 75%-size multi-game cabs from Arcade-1Up have made it much easier/economical to procure one. Then there's MAME and the constant flow of Capcom Collections to put that sort of thing at everyone's fingertips. This is something Phil has routinely complained about, as it removes shitheads like himself from their 'vaunted' positions as gatekeepers. As if these churls were Master Masons withholding greater knowledge from the unworthy acolytes. Though, tbf, Phil has also complained about the try-hards which know the games better than himself by virtue of "holing themselves up in their parents' basements". This puts Phil squarely between the two extremes of Scrub and Try-Hard, resulting in his being a Scrub-Hard, if you will.

He paid for big-name tournaments and had so much spending money that he money-matched people on a regular basis. He always came off as the kind of man child who was saved by mommy and daddy when shit got tough, so I doubt he ever had to endure any level of real financial hardship. Remember, he had his parents fly over to the other side of the country just to clean his house and have momma Burnell give him money to pay his debt.
I've known these types of people, generally referred to as 'PKs' (Preacher Kids/Police Kids). They were generally the biggest pieces of shit on two legs because, as you said, Mommy/Daddy could make the problems go away (qv: Alyssa Mercante, Hunter Biden, Ted Kennedy, George W. Bush, et al), and generally did. It gives them a sense of invulnerability, which lasts right up until Mom/Dad are no longer able to cover for them. When that happens, it's a thing of fucking beauty to behold.

He maladjusted for a man in his mid 40s. When something happens that he can't control by running to his fans or his parents, I imagine that moment will completely destroy him. He lacks the necessary experience to operate without any kind of guidance, and it shows in how he carries himself.
The motherfucker can't play videogames without having someone guide him by his little piggy hooves, as we've all seen. The day he finally finds out the well has run dry will result in the mother of all shitfits, and is essentially the day most of us tune in to witness.
 
This puts Phil squarely between the two extremes of Scrub and Try-Hard, resulting in his being a Scrub-Hard, if you will.
For me it puts him in what we called in world of tanks the position of a seal clubber, sorry fucking faggots who would play the shit out of some broken premium that nobody could get like a PzIIJ or E25 in the low mid tiers but when you saw their record when not in the tiers where you have a bunch of shit skins playing on UNICEF laptops then BAAAAAAMMMMM their stats plummit hard cause they're playing people who know what they're doing.
 
Holy fuck, Phil really is a toddler when it comes to object permanence.
lmao this is one thing i've noticed as i've started watching some of his older stuff, he is ALWAYS blaming his terrible camera control for dying. enemies always "came out of nowhere" because of the angle of his camera, or he'll be hyper-focused on one enemy and another attacks him and ofc its "bullshit", because how could he have known the enemy he just saw would still be there even if he looks away?? he was literally running by enemies in the callisto protocol then being shocked they hit him from behind.
 
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