🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Poopfart]

I low-key live when women dunk on Anna because you know, behind the scenes, she is screaming in anger. She LARPS as a wallflower, but all her life has craved to be a Heather.

She shows contempt quickly though, and has an awful poker face. I want someone in a QnA to ask "why won't you fuck John?"

Yeah, this is at least more insightful than the nandos family meal posts. I too have a very difficult time trying to visualize just how huge Anna is. Shes like an eldritch horror that is too big and deformed for our human brains to comprehend.

 

[Magic Pickle]

In addition to being extra ugly, aged, and miserable looking lately, she's also been making this open mouthed retard face a lot. It makes me irrationally angry every time she does and I'm not sure why.

Wouldn't surprise me if she deals with some sort of chronic nasal issue that forces her to breathe through her mouth, to be honest. Noses can be pretty sensitive to inflammation (anyone can testify to having one nostril randomly clog for no reason spontaneously), and she is essentially doing everything in her power to remain as inflamed as possible: overworking herself in stupid ways, terrible diet, and her sleep patterns are likely atrocious. She may simply just be unable to breathe through her nose a lot of the time, and mouth breathing is considered quite detrimental to your health.

Also, paging Dr. @Diet Coke 4 Life - watching Anna try to accomplish those dead bug exercises at 0:35 was just downright laughable. Her form is so jilted and uncontrolled that I can't believe other gym goers don't stop and laugh at her publicly! I also agree with other posters that this was really petty and mean-spirited of her to behave towards her audience. She's really not in a position to be acting so nasty to the few and far between who still believe she's an underdog athlete trying her best in the face of chronic illness, and being this cutting towards potential sponsors is not going to make companies keen on working with her.

I feel like it seems telling as well that Anna only shows herself working out... twice? So you gave it two tries, and that was it? You didn't even try them on pre-work out to see what they were like in general? Even in her fashion days, she never gave good reviews and never seemed to know what she was talking about, but this isn't even half-assing it; she has now reached 1/4th-assing it. Excited to see how she lives life asslessly in the future.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

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“The world is still so uncomfortable with people in bigger bodies?” Fuck that noise with a blue whale’s enormous dong.

Yes, people notice other people, who, for whatever reason, are outside of the norm, be it from being extremely tall, extremely short, or extremely unshowered.

But Anna is not Shaquille O’Neil or Andre the Giant or Simone Biles or Catherine Deneuve. Anna is a fat fuck who got that way by self medicating with food, and unlike the rest of us who are carrying maybe 30 pounds extra, is carrying the equivalent of two full grown human beings in rippling globs of adipose tissue all over her bawdy. She is a hurpling example of mental illness manifested through overconsumption, and it’s fucking off-putting. She might as well be scratching her tracks or passed out in the gutter in a pool of Mad Dog and her own vomit. People in bigger bodies my “straight-sized” ass.

I’d tell her go drown in a hot tub full of overpriced over-hyped Starbucks refreshers, except she probably wouldn’t fit.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Spoiler: JLab sperg no one asked for

Maybe it’s just cause Anna is such a whining complainer all the time, but I feel compelled to stand up for jLab headphones here, and agree with everyone saying this is likely just Anna and her need to “well akshuly” her audience. I bought my BF a pair of jLab wireless earbuds a few years ago and liked them so much I bought myself the same ones (not the ones Anna is reviewing). We both do work that will sometimes have us wearing headphones for entire 8 hour shifts, for him sometimes in really high temp environments, and the battery life kicks ass and neither one of us has ever sweat our headphones to broken (gross). The sound quality is great, and I never have issues with accidentally summoning Siri. Makes me wonder if that’s a headphone problem or a fat person problem. Also never had an issue with the Bluetooth range, but I don’t typically put my phone down in crowded public spaces then walk to the other side of the room leaving it unattended, so what the hell do I know? Great for the price point too.

TLDR: jLab headphones good. Anna fat, bad. Would not have sex.

 

[BronzeAgeOBrien]

her skin eating is horrifying. And did she dye something red in her sink again or is she eating the INSIDE of her thumb too?

 

[Poopfart]

Ver archivo adjunto 7465172“The world is still so uncomfortable with people in bigger bodies?” Fuck that noise with a blue whale’s enormous dong.

Yes, people notice other people, who, for whatever reason, are outside of the norm, be it from being extremely tall, extremely short, or extremely unshowered.

But Anna is not Shaquille O’Neil or Andre the Giant or Simone Biles or Catherine Deneuve. Anna is a fat fuck who got that way by self medicating with food, and unlike the rest of us who are carrying maybe 30 pounds extra, is carrying the equivalent of two full grown human beings in rippling globs of adipose tissue all over her bawdy. She is a hurpling example of mental illness manifested through overconsumption, and it’s fucking off-putting. She might as well be scratching her tracks or passed out in the gutter in a pool of Mad Dog and her own vomit. People in bigger bodies my “straight-sized” ass.

I’d tell her go drown in a hot tub full of overpriced over-hyped Starbucks refreshers, except she probably wouldn’t fit.

This is what I mean when I say her size is too large for our brains to comprehend.

Shes not the size of two normal sized people…if shes the size of two people it’s two morbidly obese people who are at least 275lbs each. Shes easily the size of three or four “normal” sized people.

Which is why her claiming she is unable to lose weight is fucking wild…she could cut her food intake down to that of a morbidly obese 275lb person and lose weight. That’s still more food than anyone needs to eat and she would lose weight.

 

[OttoWest]

Shes not the size of two normal sized people…if shes the size of two people it’s two morbidly obese people who are at least 275lbs each. Shes easily the size of three or four “normal” sized people.

Forgive me for quoting myself from three years ago but…

Anna at 1:57: “But for me, being about double the size of a normal person…”

Stopped dead.

Anna, you are not “double the size” of a normal person. Not even fucking close. You are two BIG offensive tackles.

You are three fit chads.

You are four active yoga instructors.

You are five teenage girls.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Sorry, what I meant to say is that unlike normal fatties, who are carrying maybe 15 to 30 extra pounds on their frames, Anna is carrying extra pounds roughly equivalent to two 200 pound human beings—and that’s if she’s only 400 pounds overweight. So instead of being a 180 pound fatty who should weigh 150, she’s a 580 pound land whale who should weigh 180. Which is mind boggling. It’s like the poop emoji photo of Amberlynn sitting upright on the sofa at the gaycare—as @Poopfart says, it does not compute.

I’ve dipped in and out of the Anna thread over the years, so correct me if I’m wrong, but she’s 5’11” or so, right? Does she ever talk about how much she weighs, or does she just blather on endlessly and vaguely about the changes in her bawdy?

 

[Poopfart]

Sorry, what I meant to say is that unlike normal fatties, who are carrying maybe 15 to 30 extra pounds on their frames, Anna is carrying extra pounds roughly equivalent to two 200 pound human beings—and that’s if she’s only 400 pounds overweight. So instead of being a 180 pound fatty who should weigh 150, she’s a 580 pound land whale who should weigh 180. Which is mind boggling. It’s like the poop emoji photo of Amberlynn sitting upright on the sofa at the gaycare—as @Poopfart says, it does not compute.

I’ve dipped in and out of the Anna thread over the years, so correct me if I’m wrong, but she’s 5’11” or so, right? Does she ever talk about how much she weighs, or does she just blather on endlessly and vaguely about the changes in her bawdy?

I think the last time shes mentioned her weight was over a decade ago on her blog when she weighed ~300lbs (the smallest shes ever been as an adult). She was still morbidly obese, even at her height of 5’11, but looked svelte compared to now.

I don’t think shes mentioned her weight at all ever since becoming a social media freak show.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

I’ve dipped in and out of the Anna thread over the years, so correct me if I’m wrong, but she’s 5’11” or so, right? Does she ever talk about how much she weighs, or does she just blather on endlessly and vaguely about the changes in her bawdy?

I think Anna has fudged her height a lot and variously referred to herself over the years as being from 5'9" -5'11", but some very astute and/or autistic farmers ITT placed her on the lower end of that range based on comparison to other figures like... I wanna say 'curvemodel'? One of her long-discarded social media collaborators/fake BFFs, but someone of known height due to working as a legit (AFAIK, I get the impression she is semi successful) plus-size model. So I'm pretty confident she's more like 5'9", but that's still well above average.

She used to refer to precise weights years ago, when she was at her lowest known adult weight (317lbs, if I recall). But I don't think she's ever used a specific figure in the past 5+ years. I'd take a guess at her current exact level of corpulence, personally, but I don't want to kick off that debate again. That's like the Beauty Parlor's version of Verdun. Seriously... pls no

My point being, Anna is extremely fat and, resultingly, neither I nor anybody else will have sex with her.

 

[ChantalsTaintBalls]

Anna stated in a video she is 5’-10”

 

[Greedy Fly]

I think Anna has fudged her height a lot and variously referred to herself over the years as being from 5'9" -5'11", but some very astute and/or autistic farmers ITT placed her on the lower end of that range based

I wonder if fatties get shorter over time. Does all that extra weight eventually compress the spine?

 

[Poopfart]

Forgive me for quoting myself from three years ago but…


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I will say the biggest (lol) caveat to this is that a lot of these examples have more muscle than they do fat and Anna, no matter how much she refuses to believe it, is almost all fat, which (as we all know) is less dense than muscle.

Even offensive tackles are more muscular than your average morbidly obese person. And Anna is at least two “normal” sedentary super morbidly obese people large.

And she is def less muscular than three fit chads.

God I wish I knew how big she is irl because I rly just cannot comprehend it

 

[cybercybe]

I wonder if fatties get shorter over time. Does all that extra weight eventually compress the spine?

If you look at Tammy Slaton now, her legs are bowlegged and it looks like she has a hunchback. So probably.

 

[Trombonista]

The one on the left is Ryan Ramczyk. He recently retired.

 

[gunts anonymous]

I wonder if fatties get shorter over time. Does all that extra weight eventually compress the spine?

Regular-sized people get shorter all the time. Gravity, and injury in some cases, plays a hand in that. Add in 400+ extra pounds for gravity to pull on and there’s no way fatties don’t get shorter

 

[lonelygorl15]

Anna has been saying the "My body is changing" line for years and years, implying it's changing in positive, smaller way, when all she has done is gotten astronomical sized. She's so boring and slow to make content since she's gotten into the Lipedema and Corpse Skin Arc. I suggest checking out some of her old content for lawls.

This one is iconic, she's says at least FOUR separate times she feels like she's in a strangers body after losing an invisible, negligible amount of weight, and talks about how difficult it is shopping for clothes in her NEW body, and doesn't want to "negate" all the great things her "previous" body did for her. Only Anna could make this shit up.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Anna states she was invited to an event and attended it. Though she posts footage going through EVERY person's IG that was there shows she was not there when it started nor was she in the one with the ATX influencers or even in a giant pic of everyone my eyes fail me she was shoved back in the corner out of sight out of mind. She also is not there when the event starts and everyone gathers. Or on the court at any time except for her staged IG post. The outfit sent to her did not fit so she had to add something over it to and under it to attempt to make it wearable in public. Someone also posted the press kit received as part of the invite.

0:30

0:29

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There were candids though.

0:18

0:05

Look $

Popflex Bow Back Mesh Reversible Long Sleeve Top - Bright White $42
Popflex Cleo Corset Crop Bralette - Buttercream $54
Popflex Pirouette Skort - Buttercream $60

The only other overweight attendee was able to wear it no issue.


Caption from the earlier earbud video posted:

 

[cybercybe]

Anna states she was invited to an event and attended it. Though she posts footage going through EVERY person's IG that was there shows she was not there when it started nor was she in the one with the ATX influencers or even in a giant pic of everyone.

She's in the way back left of the big group pic.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

or even in a giant pic of everyone

she's in the very top lefthand corner

edit: ninja'd by cybercybe!