💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Bob's judging others for not being capable of managing their lives. Well, he got diabetes because of his "life management", got fired from multiple websites due to his "life management" and is routinely mocked by bigger Youtubers like ChrisRayGun and PsychicPebbles because of his "life management".

Yeah, he can judge other people's views and lifestyles.

For a guy who rants endlessly on Twitter, he sure manages to avoid saying a lot sometimes. For instance, on exactly what he bases the incredibly radical notion that average people are completely incapable of running their own affairs.

 

[Gordon Cole]

For a guy who rants endlessly on Twitter, he sure manages to avoid saying a lot sometimes. For instance, on exactly what he bases the incredibly radical notion that average people are completely incapable of running their own affairs.

Because they voted for Trump, see.

That's really all I have.

Oh, I have this:

This... isn't the biggest realization I've ever heard.

 

[Mola Ram]

Because they voted for Trump, see.

That's really all I have.

Oh, I have this:Ver archivo adjunto 199194
This... isn't the biggest realization I've ever heard.

The most amazing thing about that statement is that he actually considers his sneering condescension about geek topics to be diplomatic.

 

[vertexwindi]

No it's just speculation and funny to say.

Should've said his mum's boyfriend's basement

 

[Jaimas]

Because they voted for Trump, see.

That's really all I have.

Oh, I have this:Ver archivo adjunto 199194
This... isn't the biggest realization I've ever heard.

No you wouldn't, Chippy. You'd still be an unlikable sped at the end of the day.

 

[AnOminous]

Honestly, political sperging is right up reviewers alley. Pundits always think they're more important than they really are.

Pundits also actually get paid to be wrong, unlike Bob.

 

[NQ 952]

Pundits also actually get paid to be wrong, unlike Bob.

Bob has them beat I think, he gets paid to be fat.

 

[Lensherr]

So divine right then? And what if these "smart people" make decisions that run counter to your ideology?

 

[muh_moobs]

I hope the other Mr. Chipman reads up on Cole Smithey, it might be a good idea to read up on how to be a lolcow's brother.

So, be a shit-tier lolcow yourself with USI eclipsed only by the "bad" brother, auction your company on ebay to people even dumber than you are, and shit yourself and do nothing?

 

[Deadman]

I love this about Bob and co.
They constantly talk about how they want games to be political and send a message about social justice, but as soon as a AAA game is announced that does just that they shit on it because it gives the player agency in the story.

Its not that, it just that they HAAAAATE it when they dont share their opinions, regardless of quality.
Bobbo wants games to be art, in the same way teh fuhrer wants everything to be anti-jew/ally propaganda in WWII-Era Germany.

Hell, Not just in world war 2 in germany, NORTH KOREA does it all the time! He should take it over and live there, it be great(Sarcasm, like blob would ever have the effort to take over, let alone run a country!)

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Add Ian Miles Cheong of Heat Street to the list of people who (rightly) don't respect Bob.

 

[Mola Ram]

There's such an unnerving dissonance between the bright primary colors and childlike Mario artwork of his favorite milieu and his snide screeds about the superior future and the backwards lumpenproletariat. It's like seeing Mr. Rogers in jackboots.

 

[TheImportantFart]

It's like seeing Mr. Rogers in jackboots.

Even when Bob's not politisperging, he's nowhere near as lovable as Mr Rogers.

 

[A Random]

Mario is though.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

There's such an unnerving dissonance between the bright primary colors and childlike Mario artwork of his favorite milieu and his snide screeds about the superior future and the backwards lumpenproletariat. It's like seeing Mr. Rogers in jackboots.

More of a hilarious dissonance, but that's the main thing that keeps bringing me back to this thread. An obese man who photographed himself dressed as Mario and lives in a basement considers himself to be part of the social elite.

 

[Count groudon]

Add Ian Miles Cheong of Heat Street to the list of people who (rightly) don't respect Bob.
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This fat bastard that looks like your creepy uncle that stays in your grandmothers basement and never participates in family gatherings but secretly records all the kids playing in the backyard from his basement window is the brilliant mind that will pave the way to a glorious future where all blue collar working class folk will be euthanized and wheat will be grown in plentiful bounties on the moon.

 

[Jack Awful]

Add Ian Miles Cheong of Heat Street to the list of people who (rightly) don't respect Bob.
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The only people who actually respect Bob are fanboys and SJWs, and if they pulled their heads out their asses they'd hate bob too.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

 

[Mola Ram]

WAR IS PEACE

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

MARIO IS GOOMBA

 

[Lackadaisy]

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Greyscale Bob here would make a great album cover