🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[pink cigarettes]

Too bad Sander, crazy-suicide-eyed brother of "Jazz" Jennings, seems to have a gf. He loves to be an "ally" and pose next to grostesque, doomed medical cases that he never speaks of again, and I'd love to see a cow crossover with those two

 

[one_time_user]

Can you imagine the fear striking one's heart at the idea of having to pay for her dinner?

 

[FarmVille]

Anna has never shown an interest in dating, but like I say all the time on deathfats—it doesn’t matter how fat, disgusting, ugly, stinky, unbearable, someone is, they can find someone out there. The farms is filled with examples.

 

[thejackal2]

Her hands are shaking so badly she can barely even hold the headphones in whatever the hell this is. Anna, it's called an equalizer you absolute ignorant stupid fuck.

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She's revolting.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Even the sharpest minds of Sharty do not produce as many soyjaks in weeks as she does in a single short video

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I silently view Anna. Is it me, or in the last 6 months, she has aged horribly? Ever since the surgeries and her Doctor being ousted, her personality has been just venomous.

 

[melty]

I silently view Anna. Is it me, or in the last 6 months, she has aged horribly? Ever since the surgeries and her Doctor being ousted, her personality has been just venomous.

Yes, she is beginning to look rather monstrous. Her face is much more pleasant in her earlier posts. Her forehead grooves have deepened and her jowls have drooped. Anna is an extremely animated and expressive person, and these wrinkle patterns deepening so much recently indicate a lot of frustration behind the scenes.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

I can’t stop laughing at this face

Deeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I silently view Anna. Is it me, or in the last 6 months, she has aged horribly? Ever since the surgeries and her Doctor being ousted, her personality has been just venomous.

Bruh, we just went over this.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Her hands are shaking so badly she can barely even hold the headphones in whatever the hell this is. Anna, it's called an equalizer you absolute ignorant stupid fuck.
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She's revolting.
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What's different, for me, from Anna's usual fare is how bad she's gotten since the Scamron era at feigning her usual over-the-top influencer positivity. Despite her words/narrative remaining largely *cough* the same, she just constantly looks fucking miserable. Not a fake theatrical grimacing she does when she's performing for some doctor or therapist, but legitimately uncomfortable and deeply resentful of it. Especially when she's exercising, she looks legitimately angry sometimes.

She was always infamous in this thread for dropping her mask in the second or two before the camera stopped rolling, but these days it's increasingly like she can't manage to put the mask on in the first place. I mean, look at some of these below: I don't know if the earbuds company are sponsoring her, but even if you can't honestly recommend a product - do you really think you can make faces like this during reviews and expect to keep being sent free shit by companies wanting the exposure?? This is supposed to be Anna's job, such as it is, and she can't even seem to pretend she wants to be anywhere other than hoovering down family bags of Cheetos in bed.

There are hardworking single parents out there working three jobs just to keep a roof over their kids' heads; and there are >500lb spoiled eatbeasts living in high-rise 'luxury' apartments who still think they're too good to bother feigning a smile while professionally unboxing free shit for their exorbitant income. What a world we live in.

 

[OttoWest]

So Anna chooses a pair of ear buds that her watchers recommended then spends the entire video shitting on the product. Aside from what it says to JLab, it shows that Anna has absolute contempt for her audience. She always has to be smarter than everyone else, always has to be the one discovering things and then doing the recommending. No one in the peanut gallery is allowed to suggest something.

“How dare you know better than me and oh yeah it’s total shit and let me tell you why I can’t even.”

 

[HamFan]

What's different, for me, from Anna's usual fare is how bad she's gotten since the Scamron era at feigning her usual over-the-top influencer positivity. Despite her words/narrative remaining largely *cough* the same, she just constantly looks fucking miserable. Not a fake theatrical grimacing she does when she's performing for some doctor or therapist, but legitimately uncomfortable and deeply resentful of it. Especially when she's exercising, she looks legitimately angry sometimes.

She was always infamous in this thread for dropping her mask in the second or two before the camera stopped rolling, but these days it's increasingly like she can't manage to put the mask on in the first place. I mean, look at some of these below: I don't know if the earbuds company are sponsoring her, but even if you can't honestly recommend a product - do you really think you can make faces like this during reviews and expect to keep being sent free shit by companies wanting the exposure?? This is supposed to be Anna's job, such as it is, and she can't even seem to pretend she wants to be anywhere other than hoovering down family bags of Cheetos in bed.

There are hardworking single parents out there working three jobs just to keep a roof over their kids' heads; and there are >500lb spoiled eatbeasts living in high-rise 'luxury' apartments who still think they're too good to bother feigning a smile while professionally unboxing free shit for their exorbitant income. What a world we live in.

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I honestly think all those faces, in this particular video, was her god-awful, terrible acting; she's trying to convey how unhappy she was with this pair of earbuds. The scene where she "discovers one isn't working," is especially unconvincing. (I'm not doubting that one crapped out- I do doubt that she happened to catch it on camera, and this wasn't a goofy reenactment.)

Those faces at the gym are to "prove" how hard she's pushing herself. She doesn't actually get flush, or sweat more than any deathfat on the regular. So how else can she convince her audience she actually had a full workout and not just 10 minutes of making footage?

 

[ghjoigcbn]

So Anna chooses a pair of ear buds that her watchers recommended then spends the entire video shitting on the product. Aside from what it says to JLab, it shows that Anna has absolute contempt for her audience. She always has to be smarter than everyone else, always has to be the one discovering things and then doing the recommending. No one in the peanut gallery is allowed to suggest something.

“How dare you know better than me and oh yeah it’s total shit and let me tell you why I can’t even.”

Also when one stopped working she doesnt mention trying to troubleshoot it or reach out to the company. She just concludes that they are shitty and not made right. She doesn’t give any grace to the company or at least try to let them fix it. That would actually be valuable information for consumers.

 

[melty]

This "series" will probably culminate in a glowing review to whatever company is actually sponsoring her for these. I don't believe she just randomly decided to do this.

 

[._.]

'Your fave, sucks' -- Anna 'Swifty' OBrien. What are you, an idiot? How could you?

lol what a cunt. She really tears into these earbuds too. The sound sucks, the color sucks, they get sweaty, they call you fat, its just all bad.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

it doesn’t matter how fat, disgusting, ugly, stinky, unbearable, someone is, they can find someone out there. The farms is filled with examples.

I honestly thought you were referring to us dear readers, and not the cows.

 

[Jizzrag]

Over at Reddit, they’re busy posting selfies to dunk on Anna.

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Buff bunny belt- I think I know where the “44 inch” waist claim comes from

Okay, so out of curiosity I bought the buff bunny belt that Anna showcased on her swim haul the other day. I tried my best to visually match the belt and extender to what she showed on screen. So, take this with a grain of salt of course.

I measured the belt after adjusting it to how it looks like she has it in the video and…it’s 44” long. This does not include the length of the actual bag, or the buckle on the other end. When including those in the measurements, it came out to 54” total.

I think what she did was adjust the belt to fit what she believes is her waist in the video, then measured the belt length only and came up with the 44”. The way she plays it off like she’s just guessing is exactly the same tone she uses when she “guesses” that the belt extends to 52” (the info is right there on the website so I don’t believe she was just guessing that information and happened to be accurate).

I have attached some pics of how the belt looks on me with the adjustments I made to try and match Anna. I am 5’7”, 221lbs and carry much of my weight in the middle. My waist is 43” and my hips are 50”. I wear a size 18 in torrid clothes and my pants in the pic are a size 2, top is a longline sports bra size 1 (is a bit small for me but I am losing weight so that was intentional lol).

It’s really been messing with my head that she claims her waist is the same size as mine- I’m not trying to be mean to her with this post, I can see how someone would measure just the belt and forget to add the length of the pack and buckle onto that but this really helped clear it up for me.

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[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I low-key live when women dunk on Anna because you know, behind the scenes, she is screaming in anger. She LARPS as a wallflower, but all her life has craved to be a Heather.

She shows contempt quickly though, and has an awful poker face. I want someone in a QnA to ask "why won't you fuck John?"

 

[Breadbear]

Over at Reddit, they’re busy posting selfies to dunk on Anna.

Lol fat but it's a reference point I can understand - I've seen plenty of 5'7"-ish 220lb-ish people. Anna is... Let's say hard to visualize.

 

[Constellationzero]

I want someone in a QnA to ask "why won't you fuck John?"

Because Jon is not Hazmat Certified and doesn't have a forklift license.

 

[lonelygorl15]

In addition to being extra ugly, aged, and miserable looking lately, she's also been making this open mouthed retard face a lot. It makes me irrationally angry every time she does and I'm not sure why. Possibly because she's trying to look confused or dumbfounded but ends up looking like extra special instead. And the nasty, greasy hair....

@OttoWest I completely agree with everything you said. I was thinking that the entire time. She ripped into those earbuds super hard because it's what her viewers recommended. Which makes me think they actually were probably pretty good and it pissed her off because it wasn't HER who discovered them. Another classic hallmark of pathological narcissism...no one else is allowed to ever be right except for the narc.

But absolutely a cunt move to the few real fans she has left. She even had to bitch about the long name of the product. If there were actually that many problems with the earbuds, it's due to user error because Anna can't do anything correctly