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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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:diddler: "GAWD DAM YEWWWWWW HARUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!"
A salmon dying after reproduction to provide biomass to its spawning grounds arguably provides more for its next generation than natural science expert Ethan does for his.
He thinks pumping and dumping bitches is adequate for humans to reproduce viable offspring when if he lived at any time other than within the last 100 years without a welfare state his kids would've ended up homeless street urchins.
 
Ralph pokes Jim a bit and Jim begins crashing out posting his anime dungeon lol.

Also lmao at Ralph's very schizo post about visiting his son. I didn't think the plexi glass thing is real but Jesus and the constant framing himself as a victim like my man there's a reason you're visits have to happen this way and you said it yourself, you'll corrupt your kids
 
you know what a good gift woulda been?. dying last week.
or maybe not showing again the revenge porn of the mother of your kid, or threatening the mother of your kids all week even if she said anything about the subject.

But yeah a little bit of chinese imported plastic makes up for it.

Rehabilitated ralph arc starts NOW: father of the year episode.
 
It wouldn't shock me if Jim outlived Ralph. If Ralph doesnt OD, im sure liver or heart disease will get him.
I said this in Jim's thread, but the funniest outcome is indeed if the crippled guy with stage 46 CancerAids outlives the drug abusing gunted alcoholic.

Not sure if this is a bad thing. Not having a hollering hog in your life is a blessing, in my opinion
It is indeed the best gift Ralph can give his daughter, given how he has treated all the women in his life.

Without getting into it too much, my wife's parents went through an ugly divorce when she was in junior high. It lasted years, and essentially was caused because her father was an abusive, alcoholic drug addict. Fast forward to current year, several decades after the fact, and she still doesn't sleep well because of him, she gets nervous when cars happen to pull over outside the house, we had a cop with his picture outside our wedding ceremony, etc. etc. I mean it when I say the best thing Ralph can give Rozy is to fuck off from her life.
 
Ralph reveals why he shopped at Target. It's because he's using Google Pay to pay for everything.

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he is SO destitute that he cant buy his son a cake unless is with some random emoney platform, because he aint got no cash, and also did not plan ahead AT ALL.

broken promise: achieved

cake: not bought.

revenge porn: rerunned.
 
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Ronnie was a schizophrenic stabbing ass rapist and STILL was a better father than Ethan. When was the last time Ethan read Xander a story to sleep? Ronnie managed to stay around for at least a decade before he decided he was done beating Sandra while Ethan hid and watched.

Ethan seeking ass-pats for doing the minimum is absurd. How about getting his life together so he can be more involved a meaningful way. Xander is probably 7th or 8th on the Gunt’s list of priorities. Rozy or Roxy isn’t even on it. Ethan can barely provide for himself.

Even if he had full custody, what sort of life could he offer his children? He currently cannot afford adequate housing near the mothers in California or New York. He can’t afford their medical insurance. He cannot survive with access to cheap drugs. He is incapable of establishing a clean, safe environment suitable for small children. Ethan crashes into trash on stream regularly, imagine what the rest of the house is like.

Ethan, you’re delusional if you believe you can be a decent father at your current state. Your children would be better off if they had Ronnie as a father. You’re fucking it up, bud. Stop blaming everyone else for your dumbass decisions. This receipt flaunting is pathetic, but on brand for you. Please, get your shit together.
 
Ralph reveals why he shopped at Target. It's because he's using Google Pay to pay for everything.

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Wow, so the plan was cake and balloons (appropriate and kids that age love balloons) and the reality was chocolate milk and some cheap plastic toys.

Target sells kid craft sets, shit a 4 year olds enjoy like a woodcut out and paint. Ralph could have gotten an activity craft to do with Xander to make something together for his birthday. He’d at least remember that vs more pointless chineseum.

God knows Ralph is allergic to books and wouldn’t read to his kid, but there are even kids books about supervised visits, as depressing as that is. Or “where the wild things are” if he doesn’t not to dwell on his reality.
 
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No it’s just Ralph trying to get a stupid win. If you’re medically stable enough and have capable at home care, doctors will prefer to keep you at home instead of a third party. Ralph just confuses “hospice” with the time he abandoned his mother and let her die.
Hospice is end of life care. You can do in-home hospice. Ralph is still wrong because palliative care is when you stop trying to cure and focus on keeping the patient comfortable, you can be dying without doing palliative care.
 
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:diddler: "GAWD DAM YEWWWWWW HARUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!"
He's largely correct but only to an extent.
The Roman Emperors who which he also loves to mention, were the largest faggots known to man often had no children and a side bussy.
They, are still remembered to this day and their achievements.
Now, is the morale of this story that we suck dick for cock? No. Besides, the greatest emperors were tops, not bottoms (Like Ralph)
The point is there is more you can do to spread your memetics rather solely genetically.
 
He's largely correct but only to an extent.
The Roman Emperors who which he also loves to mention, were the largest faggots known to man often had no children and a side bussy.
They, are still remembered to this day and their achievements.
Now, is the morale of this story that we suck dick for cock? No. Besides, the greatest emperors were tops, not bottoms (Like Ralph)
The point is there is more you can do to spread your memetics rather solely genetically.
George Washington had no biological children, yet is the father of a great nation.

Having and rearing children is part of life, but for people like Ralph that accomplish nothing it’s the only rope they can cling to. Siring a child is incidental, it’s the rearing that matters. George Washington did raise step-children and several nieces and nephews, so he still experienced raising children unlike Ralph.
 
Ralph reveals why he shopped at Target. It's because he's using Google Pay to pay for everything.

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Looks like Ralph can only shop at places that allow him to extract money from his mothers paypal account. I guess that's why the truck has gone missing because he can't pay for gas in mexico with his phone; probably why he door dashes groceries all the time too, can't enter establishments that do not accept Google Pay.
It's like that thing with Vampires where they cant enter a home without being invited in, only instead of a vampire it's a pig monster with necrophiliac tendencies, and the invitation is whether or not a self checkout register will accept your digital dollars.

Only the best styrofoam for the host of the illustrious #Killstream
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Ralph currently being ubered to see his son with two balloons, also got a receipt gay log so no I didn't steal them bitch
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lol, he’s very easy to impress but I guess after a year of eating tortas out of Mexican kitchen/garages the Holiday Inn express Sunday breakfast buffet seems like a king’s feast.

Amazing even when he’s eating “good” there are still disposable dishes involved. Ralphs seem to have a natural avoidance to china and stainless flatware. I bet he owns zero dishes in the Mexican shack. It’s all plastic and styrofoam eating. (TBH he even lived that way in Richmond which was pathetic)
 
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Isn't Google Pay the same as Apple Pay? Just contactless pay, right?

I thought most places accepted contactless payment, during COVID there was a push for retailers to update their POS to start accepting them. The place I worked at back then received complimentary new hardware for that purpose.

Unless he's doing something strange like tying it to Sandra's PayPal or not pairing it with a real credit card / bank account, then that becomes a matter of fraud protection on the part of the retailer. Absolute wigger behaviour if that's the case.

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Ralph regularly posting pictures of slop and very mid food and acting like it's some refined delicacy was a genre I missed.

We are so back.
 
Ralph currently being ubered to see his son with two balloons, also got a receipt gay log so no I didn't steal them bitch
That’s lil Xanny’s birthday cake? Seriously?
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Can we talk about how pitiful this is?
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No ‘happy birthday, Xander!’ inscribed on it, no candles to blow out, nothing? He couldn’t have sprung for a personalized cake? No ice cream, just a slice of cake in a plastic box? Ralph gonna roll into that 2 hour supervised visit with this, for the big ‘birthday celebration’?
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Are these cheap ass toys even wrapped, or is he just gonna show up with that sad ‘cake’ and a plastic bag full of Target crap? lol. lmao even.
 
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That’s lil Xanny’s birthday cake? Seriously?
I wonder if he bothered to ask what his favorite flavor was. Prolly not.
Are these cheap ass toys even wrapped, or is he just gonna show up with that sad ‘cake’ and a plastic bag full of Target crap? lol. lmao even.
Oh, good point. No bag in sight either. Jesus Ralph. I get wrapping gifts is a pain in the ass if you never do it. He's never bought anything that wasn't expressly for him, but the least you could do is buy a frickin' gift bag. Don't tell me he's gonna show up with the plastic Target bag and say:

Ralph: "Here yerr go, Alexander. Don't let dem ayylawgs say your daddeh doesn't lub you.

<Ralph goes to the mandatory government observer>

Ralph: "Make him say he lubs me. Da ayylawgs don't belieb meh."
 
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