💰 Grifter Reviewtechusa / Richard Masucci

I'm not gonna bother looking for the Kino Casino clip source, but apparently Rich hoped that doing this would make him go viral..


As of this post, the virality of getting DSP permanently etched into his body got him 52 retweets and 216 likes.
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On a somewhat related note, this reminds me of a viral image I saw a while back where some deranged super coomer got a photo-realistic tattoo of a picture of pornstar Nicky Huntsman with a big splash of cum on her face from a porn vid. So basically, he got another man's jizz permanently tattooed on his body.
1. Wot
2. Still somehow less gay than this
 
>Almost $1K for a couple hundred likes
>Now he has phil's face permanently on his body

I'm glad he went through with this.
Imagine ever having to explain that to anyone. "Well, there was this guy on the Internet, I hate that motherfucker, and he once jerked off on a livestream, and this is the face he made when he was shooting ropes onto the floor! Get it? Ha ha! [ACK ACK ACK]"
 
1. Wot
2. Still somehow less gay than this
I tried searching for it just recently but cannot find it. Blame lobotomized Google for that. I'm 100% sure I saw it on some cringe compilation a long time ago and possibly on Reddit's r/facepalm way back in the day, so it sure as hell wasn't AI-generated. Maybe it's a good thing that any record of the guy's tattoo has been scrubbed.
 
Has Phil addressed this situation between pan handlings?
If he hasn't done so already, he will. Dude goes on tangents about fast food at this point. He doesn't need a reason to deliver an inappropriate, unhinged rant anymore. If a troll donation crosses his eyes at the right moment when he's in a bad mood in particular, he'll absolutely take it out on his viewers in between disparaging everyone for not tipping.
 
Rich is having a long stream after eating spicy bug salad. He's now stoned out of his mind and being incoherent with long pauses after watching 15 seconds of a random clip. What a guy!
Is he ever going to explain why he thinks it was a good idea to have a tattoo of a dude jerking off and coming put on his body permanently?
 
The title of this thread needs a serious update to reflect the depth of his lore. Something like: Richard Masucci / ReviewTechUSA / DICKERS / RTUStreams /
The Basement / Rich Tomorrow - Former one million subscriber YouTube channel deleted in shame. Absentee father who blinded his daughter, actual tough guy, obese, "fruity baboon", obsessed with DSP. Branded Phil's face onto his arm as an "own."
 
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I view it as a W for DSP because this is like one of those Horcrux things. Now a part of his soul is embedded into Rich's form. If DSP's main body dies first, he lives on through Rich. If Rich dies first, DSP's main body lives on. No matter what he felts Rich and can continue to leech off the world all the sweaty jpegs and man-lust he could want.
It’s kind of wild to me that anyone, anywhere ever doubts that Phil will win or come out on top lmfao.

Pig roach luck is infinite and all consuming. Shit it’s about time for his bankruptcy to roll off his credit so now he can start applying for credit cards w a clean slate as well.
 
As of this post, the virality of getting DSP permanently etched into his body got him 52 retweets and 216 likes.
Ah so that explains this and bums like this in general, they believe that attaching themselves to a situation is going to catapult them if they do an attention seeking stunt.

I wish i could say they're entirely wrong but I can see an alternate timelike where retards make rich a multi millionaire for being gay for phil like this, I guess keep it up rich and abuse yourself some more and you might get lucky with one such stunt
 
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It’s kind of wild to me that anyone, anywhere ever doubts that Phil will win or come out on top lmfao.

Pig roach luck is infinite and all consuming. Shit it’s about time for his bankruptcy to roll off his credit so now he can start applying for credit cards w a clean slate as well.
Unfortunately, he's already got lines of credit out during that time, including putting many, many items (estimates of up to 12k) on Affirm monthly payments credit through amazon purchases. Just yesterday he insta-bought a 140 dollar xbox controller and then a 1-2 hundred dollar printer very likely that way, as the second half of the month is a lot drier than the first half for money with him. Ontop of that he's been saying for a few years the first thing he wants to do is withdraw from his home's equity, which is of course exactly the kind of retarded choice he would make.

Seems like as much luck as Phil has, he's only bound to be able to use it to make content for others.
 
Imagine you manage to romance a girl, you unzip your pants, and as she looks down at your crotch she sees DarksydePhil's face staring back at her. It's as if he has resigned himself to never having sex again.
 
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