What was the singular event that turned everything gay?

[Sandnigger Mudhut]

It's gotta be the Christinization of the Roman Empire. Rome would still exist today if Mithraism won over the theistic battlegrounds of the Mediterranean empire.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Your birth.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

"Crab people..."

Edit: LOL the "GROOMING" at 9 seconds.

 

[Character from a movie]

The creation of Kiwi Farms.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Unironically the election of Barack Hussein Obama.

 

[peachlover669]

Adam gaining free will

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

harambe's murder

 

[Forever A Loner]

The French "Enlightenment".

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

fuel injection & mandatory helmet laws

 

[Agares]

Zoe Quinn cheating on her ex with 5 guys (burgers and fries).

 

[dick brain]

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

December 23rd, 1913

The creation of the Federal Reserve system, and the institution of a federal income tax. This allowed for the creation of fake money from thin air, used to drive more and more and moar consumption. Gays and women buy more useless shit then regular men do, so to feed the Creature From Jekyll Island we've since spun into this never-ending cycle of shit to emasculate men and shift more into the hands of the effeminate consoomers.

 

[peachlover669]

December 23rd, 1913

The creation of the Federal Reserve system, and the institution of a federal income tax. This allowed for the creation of fake money from thin air, used to drive more and more and moar consumption. Gays and women buy more useless shit then regular men do, so to feed the Creature From Jekyll Island we've since spun into this never-ending cycle of shit to emasculate men and shift more into the hands of the effeminate consoomers.

Okay but how does this effect you personally?

 

[Da Capo]

Canada gaining their independence.

 

[888Flux]

everyone has been dead since 2012

 

[Hellwalker]

Gamergate.