Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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@C L E O what? am i not good enough for you or something? ugh... people these days, they just hate an honest man trying to make an impression on a lady.
Offering yourself up to be reported for doubleposting as a romantic gesture was unintentional rizz
 
Am I sensing zartyphobia here? Frootist cucks really should learn to tolerate other splinters, especially when they're better than the original in every aspect. Zartycucks will rape every soi female just like black guys will outbreed white ones and lead them to extinction
 
Imagine a sci-fi crossover AU that takes place in a small spaceship. Mymy, Maya, Coco, Feraljak, Neutralplier, Cobson, Andy and Ashley Graves, Demi and Sasha, Pomni, Jax, Ragatha and ENA are all travelling in one ship, carrying out comfy cargo delivery and mercenary jobs from one planet to another. It'd resemble Cowboy Bebop in terms of structure.

Pomni and Maya would bond over being thrown into a ship with many unfamiliar people, and Pomni would help her socialize while Jax would tease Maya about her thinly veiled browser history. Cobson would laugh at Mymy's nationalist jokes and they would share various racial trivia with each other, the latter not knowing that the former has a hidden interracial fetish. Feraljak and Neutralplier would serve as the token gay relationship, though they would start as reluctant vitriolic friends. Ragatha would serve as the mediator between Andy and Leyley's abusive relationship. Leyley would be the main shitstirrer on the ship, setting everyone up against each other, but Jax sees through her manipulative image and starts making moves towards Leyley. Coco would help ENA manage her blue side.
 
Imagine a sci-fi crossover AU that takes place in a small spaceship. Mymy, Maya, Coco, Feraljak, Neutralplier, Cobson, Andy and Ashley Graves, Demi and Sasha, Pomni, Jax, Ragatha and ENA are all travelling in one ship, carrying out comfy cargo delivery and mercenary jobs from one planet to another. It'd resemble Cowboy Bebop in terms of structure.

Pomni and Maya would bond over being thrown into a ship with many unfamiliar people, and Pomni would help her socialize while Jax would tease Maya about her thinly veiled browser history. Cobson would laugh at Mymy's nationalist jokes and they would share various racial trivia with each other, the latter not knowing that the former has a hidden interracial fetish. Feraljak and Neutralplier would serve as the token gay relationship, though they would start as reluctant vitriolic friends. Ragatha would serve as the mediator between Andy and Leyley's abusive relationship. Leyley would be the main shitstirrer on the ship, setting everyone up against each other, but Jax sees through her manipulative image and starts making moves towards Leyley. Coco would help ENA manage her blue side.
Shut the fuck up. You could be actually using your writing skills to do something good with your time, yet all you do is write autistic nonsense on this absolute deceased nigger infant carcass of a thread.
Wtf kinda name is that
 
Imagine a sci-fi crossover AU that takes place in a small spaceship. Mymy, Maya, Coco, Feraljak, Neutralplier, Cobson, Andy and Ashley Graves, Demi and Sasha, Pomni, Jax, Ragatha and ENA are all travelling in one ship, carrying out comfy cargo delivery and mercenary jobs from one planet to another. It'd resemble Cowboy Bebop in terms of structure.

Pomni and Maya would bond over being thrown into a ship with many unfamiliar people, and Pomni would help her socialize while Jax would tease Maya about her thinly veiled browser history. Cobson would laugh at Mymy's nationalist jokes and they would share various racial trivia with each other, the latter not knowing that the former has a hidden interracial fetish. Feraljak and Neutralplier would serve as the token gay relationship, though they would start as reluctant vitriolic friends. Ragatha would serve as the mediator between Andy and Leyley's abusive relationship. Leyley would be the main shitstirrer on the ship, setting everyone up against each other, but Jax sees through her manipulative image and starts making moves towards Leyley. Coco would help ENA manage her blue side.
How much do I have to pay you to do this once every hour?
 
Now that I think of it, crossover AUs really are a great idea. I'm having a field day imagining how different characters interact. Now that The Gaslight District is coming there will be even more ficfuel. I wonder why hasn't anybody written soyjak-related fanfiction though. There are no Soyjak tags on AO3. I think the different soyjaks have enough characterization that you can write a lot about them. Feraljak would be this angry bug-eating guy, Neutralplier would be the boring guy who TMI infodumps too much, Cobson likes bibisi, Impish likes trolling everyone else and Soyak is the most normal out of them. This is not even counting the actual soy characters like Nate, Soytan, Cobbess, Sean, Chud, Troonella, Froot, Kuz, Doll, Pepe and others. I imagine they would have a lot of ties to the 'zellig sisters as well. Good thing Zarty encourages gemmy OC unlike soicuck.cucky.
 
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