KiwiFarms Monopoly Board - What would be on it?

[LagoonaBlue]

This idea came to me today because Hasbro were announcing the new Monopoly pieces that are to be included with the newer editions of the game on twitter.

If a KiwiFarms Monopoly board existed, what would it look like? What locations would be on it? What would the pieces/tokens be? Hell, what would the currency be?

This is incredibly :autism:, but I thought it would be a fun idea.

 

[HY 140]

Well Boardwalk would be Null thats obvious

 

[LagoonaBlue]

One of the pieces should be Chris-chan's car? Or maybe even Sonichu?

 

[AnOminous]

Jail would have Nick Bate in it.

The Dobson thread would be either Baltic or Mediterranean Avenue because it's shit.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

The Dobson thread would be either Baltic or Mediterranean Avenue because it's shit.

I'm guessing the UK and US editions of the standard board differ?

The UK edition is themed around London.

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

Well Boardwalk would be Null thats obvious

Chris Chan would be Park Place since he's our lord and savior.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

DSP would have to be one of those stupid useless Utilities spots, I guess the electric one. That fat evangelist whose name I can never remember but is always whining would work for Water Works.

Vordrak /Onision should be the "Go to Jail"/"In Jail" spots in any kind of rational world, though I'm not quite sure which would be which.

I guess Free Parking would be either all of Off-Topic or maybe just one of the sub-boards.

Probably theme popular Goobergators/RatKings/Fatties/Trannies for some of the matched properties.

Maybe celebrity cows for the Railroads. Or certified autists, given how much they're attracted to trains.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Chris Chan would be Park Place since he's our lord and savior.

Chris Chan should be the "Go" Spot.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm guessing the UK and US editions of the standard board differ?

The UK edition is themed around London.

The U.S. version is based on Atlantic City. Any London-based version is pure heathenry.

Also Baltic and Mediterranean Avenue ARE NOT DARK BROWN.

 

[Darndirty]

Sonic totem game piece, barb has to be the shitty brown one. Sonichu and Chris are Boardwalk, Null can be the railroads. The rat king can be free parking, they even need welfare in monopoly.

 

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[LagoonaBlue]

I'm loving these ideas!

 

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[GlassesWearingGenie]

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[LagoonaBlue]

Would the currency be based on $ or £?

 

[OtterParty]

Would the currency be based on $ or £?

Good Boy Points / Dindu Nuffin $

 

[Cato]

If it was still based around properties/places, there would need to be references to Spokane, Washington; the lolcow capital of the USA.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

If it was still based around properties/places, there would need to be references to Spokane, Washington; the lolcow capital of the USA.

That and Ruckersville, VA.

 

[José Mourinho]

Put famous lolcows as properties, so CWC and ADF could be the Monopoly-equivalent of Boardwalk and Park Place.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

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