DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

His self-pignosis about the All-New Dave’s Variety & Call-in Show in the Afternoon had me wild-eyed by the end. He seemed genuinely excited talking about a project that he is not able to make entertaining once let alone sustain indefinitely. All a cope for why Smark Guys getting shipped to the farm upstate is akshually a good thing. If we’re not in lunatic territory we’ve seen the exit coming up.

That's kinda DSP really. He does it with everything like a kid hopped on ritalin. Just fuckin' sits there and thinks instead of actually doing anything.
He hypes shit up like new releases not because how he actually enjoys it, he's more thinking about how well the thinks it will do which will translate to more money.

Might tie into that delusions of grandoors or something.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

He will outlive all of us. Be more specific?

I mean when you have no shame and keep going regardless of what happens of course you will outlive everything.

 

[Hostile Takeover]

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Oblivion barely got him to his goal, so he’s streaming it again today. The one shot game he said he was only going to play once and thought the idea of the remaster was “STOOPID”. This is sad and funny.

Update: he told his chat the preorders for the switch 2 is today and is already begging for it.
Also, since trump is going to but the tariffs in place again, the American release will get pushed back again.
Phil won’t get his switch for some time. Lol

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Ver archivo adjunto 7267222
Ver archivo adjunto 7267216

Anyone would look "way skinnier" next to his ham planet wife. Phil really is just an ugly girl who hangs out with a fatter girl to feel prettier.

 

[thirstymcgee]

I'm so intrigued on how this guy needs his fat wife to book him a hair appointment?

Go tf to a barber, walk in and ask. More than likely he will be free

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

he just broke out the "OG badge" grift again. this time for only 20 kick subs (100 usd). I guess he's hurting for money again

 

[Burl McMillan]

I'm so intrigued on how this guy needs his fat wife to book him a hair appointment?

Go tf to a barber, walk in and ask. More than likely he will be free

Combination of schedule autism, narcissistic ego-soothe (this is MY slot), and a significantly less chance of encountering melanated dudes in hair salons.

 

[neger psykolog]

That's kinda DSP really. He does it with everything like a kid hopped on ritalin. Just fuckin' sits there and thinks instead of actually doing anything.
He hypes shit up like new releases not because how he actually enjoys it, he's more thinking about how well the thinks it will do which will translate to more money.

Might tie into that delusions of grandoors or something.

He's nothing like a kid hopped up on ritalin. He just has a sort of manic energy about certain things that comes and goes (hint: it relates to how much money he thinks he's going to make out of shit and nothing else, its literally just a gambling dopamine rush). If anything if someone spiked his drink with ADHD meds via the upcoming secret reehouse operation he'd probably be 100x times calmer and more rational and be able to actually play games properly by virtue of concentrating on them properly.

I don't know why faggots in his chat always ask him about weed and edibles and the most boring dumb idiot stoner shit possible - I want to see DSP on some hardcore pharmaceuticals, I want him to get a creative doctor who actually watches his streams and prescribes him shit for the sake of "science" (more like entertainment and with the ostensible goal of making his streams better). I want to see DSP after taking 100mg of Adderall XR and topping it off with benzos for the authentic pharmaceutical speedball experience. Then I want to see him on some kind of a GABA medication. Maybe some antipsychotics too. Even watching him get euphoria from benzos would probably be way more entertaining than his drunk streams.

Can you imagine what DSP's cobweb of lies would be like if he was on CNS medication?

I want DSP streams to be a scientific experiment just like this: https://www.enhanced.com/

I have no experience whatsoever in this area, but I would be willing to become Dr. Neger Psykiater. How long does a medical degree even take? If I get started now I could probably start dispensing him pills before the 10 year plan is up.

 

[Soylent Dora]

I'm so intrigued on how this guy needs his fat wife to book him a hair appointment?

Go tf to a barber, walk in and ask. More than likely he will be free

Eh, way more common then you'd think. So many man-babies out there that just want a mommie to hold their hand through life.

Phil is no different.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Demanding no one can test and share the review the Chipotle before "The King" does or they will be banned on sight

Meanwhile in kick chat they remind Phil about Kat exboyfriend Tyrone.....

 

[EmpGulcasa]

he just broke out the "OG badge" grift again. this time for only 20 kick subs (100 usd). I guess he's hurting for money again

I like how every time he does this he tries to stress that this is a one time thing/very rare occurance and yet he does it multiple times a week every week.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Remember guys, Phil doesn't hold grudges or do drama.

ssstwitter.com_1745376460276.mp4

Is Phil trying to say the word 'wart'? Like the suggested name was Wartski because it's an Ork? Can Phil not pronounce the word 'wart'?

It sounds like he keeps saying Wourrr-kski.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

Spoiler; Religion

Does this hermit even know that the Pope died? I would not be surprised if he never browsed outside his timeline and since he's blocked half the site (reminds of of a certain someone) it's not impossible for him to have blocked all news outlets reporting on the issue.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Ver archivo adjunto 7267222
Ver archivo adjunto 7267216

I know I shouldn't care but why does he act like this when his wife is tubby as fuck? The amount of health flexing his gouty fat ass does is peak narcissism. Like if my family/friends are fat I wouldn't be doing this. Especially my mom-wife.

Crazy how Kat is twice his size but the thickest one in that house is Phil.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I'm so intrigued on how this guy needs his fat wife to book him a hair appointment?

Go tf to a barber, walk in and ask. More than likely he will be free

Kat may need to drive because they have to get on a busy highway to get to formerly named Curls & Twirls. Phil has trauma from breaking his back in that horrible car wreck, that Seattle air has cured.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Does this hermit even know that the Pope died? I would not be surprised if he never browsed outside his timeline and since he's blocked half the site (reminds of of a certain someone) it's not impossible for him to have blocked all news outlets reporting on the issue.

Ethan Ralph told him. It's absolutely insane by the way that Ethan Ralph is way more aware than DSP. Someone asked DSP what he thought about the Pope being dead "I don't know, I don't follow the Pope, I don't know anything about the Pope".

Really the only things DSP knows about are WWE Champions and highly processed food products.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

lol someone on Kick did the stupid channel point highlighted message thing and said “showing moral support.”
DSP’s response: “How about showing me some financial support?”

EDIT: Then, when swinging like a fucking retard at imps says something incredible.

“I will say, the hit detection is quite good. It looks like I’m missing but I’m still getting hits. It’s really good.”
Nigga what

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The Q&A is worth watching for all the wrong reasons. He hates his audience, hates video games, hates questions, and hates his life.

 

[BScCollateral]

Lol. I know this isn’t the forum for it but if I belonged to the largest pedophile organization in all of human history I’d be more selective in my moral judgements.

The teacher's union?